Remind me to never let my friends borrow any of my stuff again.
My friend just sent me a text message a few minutes ago (it's 11:40PM and I went to bed like 2 hours ago). I was already annoyed but it could have been urgent, so I checked my phone.
"Dude, I accidentally broke your GameCube controller. I'm really sorry man, I'll make it up to you somehow."
It was a genuine controller too, not one of those third party knockoffs you can get on Ebay for $18.
So, I've learned my lesson and I'll make sure I don't let anyone borrow my stuff next time.
I'm still gonna shank him whenever I see him again.