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[Lorde]

There's no priority list so when people ask, I just do them.

Except for cancer characters i don't like.

Like falcon

And ebola back throw

And down air the character

In that case, I'd really appreciate it if you did Peach or Jigglypuff next.

 

[S.F.L.R_9]

Dude, I'm terrible at noticing things. I just realized last week that @ S.F.L.R_9 and @ SBphiloz4 were different people. They were both pranked and I like both of their posts a lot and I stop reading names past the first letter.

Your observation skills are tier

 

[CatRaccoonBL]

But can Zelda gorls love Zelda gorls!?! I'm pretty sure we can--

ROSALINDA CONFIRMED THE TRUE DEVIL

BAN•ROSALINDA

Blasphemy and slander. I'm a Rosalina, and I love you waifu. :3

 

[EODM07]

Welp. Just saw Episode 4 of Ore Monogatari!!, it was awesome. : D

Maybe tomorrow, I'll get online and have a match or two with someone. I wanna improve my Lucina, Bowser and Zelda.~ :3

 

[Brinzy]

> cell phone rings, some number from my hometown, which is across the country
> "Is Janet there?"
> Tell the lady she has the wrong number.
> "*****, YOU have the wrong number, now put Janet on the line before I call the cops!"
> Tell the lady that she's an idiot.

... Ten minutes later, got a call from the cops and had to explain the situation.

I'm speechless. I shoulda known that someone from my ghetto ass town would ACTUALLY call the cops over that.

 

[Princess Toady]

> cell phone rings, some number from my hometown, which is across the country
> "Is Janet there?"
> Tell the lady she has the wrong number.
> "*****, YOU have the wrong number, now put Janet on the line before I call the cops!"
> Tell the lady that she's an idiot.

... Ten minutes later, got a call from the cops and had to explain the situation.

I'm speechless. I shoulda known that someone from my ghetto *** town would ACTUALLY call the cops over that.

What the-

Why would the cops call you over that though? It's pretty weird.

+Hi gurls !

 

[SpiralGalaxies]

> cell phone rings, some number from my hometown, which is across the country
> "Is Janet there?"
> Tell the lady she has the wrong number.
> "*****, YOU have the wrong number, now put Janet on the line before I call the cops!"
> Tell the lady that she's an idiot.

... Ten minutes later, got a call from the cops and had to explain the situation.

I'm speechless. I shoulda known that someone from my ghetto *** town would ACTUALLY call the cops over that.

Why did they call? This sounds like they'd surround your house.

 

[SBphiloz4]

Blasphemy and slander. I'm a Rosalina, and I love you waifu. :3

We all know Roaslini, Roastaluma and Rosalinda are the true devils of this world. I'm sure you aren't~

> cell phone rings, some number from my hometown, which is across the country
> "Is Janet there?"
> Tell the lady she has the wrong number.
> "*****, YOU have the wrong number, now put Janet on the line before I call the cops!"
> Tell the lady that she's an idiot.

... Ten minutes later, got a call from the cops and had to explain the situation.

I'm speechless. I shoulda known that someone from my ghetto *** town would ACTUALLY call the cops over that.

This sounds strangely familiar...

... Oh yeah!

This story pretty much sums up For Glory whiners who blame everything but themselves!

 

[Fernosaur]

There's no priority list so when people ask, I just do them.

Except for cancer characters i don't like.

Like falcon

And ebola back throw

And down air the character

So there's no way in hell you'd do Ness even if I asked? :<

 

[Brinzy]

What the-

Why would the cops call you over that though? It's pretty weird.

+Hi gurls !

Cops said they were responding to an accusation that I was preventing "Janet" from answering the phone.

I told them I don't know a Janet.

They asked me if I was preventing any spouse of mine from answering the phone.

I said that I don't have a spouse to prevent from answering the phone.

They said ok and hung up.

Sooo I guess that woman called me in for domestic abuse... which now that I am typing this out makes me hate her 10x more.

 

[McKnightlíght]

Your observation skills are tier

Wait, I'm sorry. Who are you again?

 

[Princess Toady]

Cops said they were responding to an accusation that I was preventing "Janet" from answering the phone.

I told them I don't know a Janet.

They asked me if I was preventing any spouse of mine from answering the phone.

I said that I don't have a spouse to prevent from answering the phone.

They said ok and hung up.

Sooo I guess that woman called me in for domestic abuse... which now that I am typing this out makes me hate her 10x more.

Some people are just totally stupid. But I didn't know they could actually do that, lol. That's kind of crazy, accusing someone of such thing and calling the cops over a wrong number you typed.

The lady's kinda insane.

 

[SpiralGalaxies]

Cops said they were responding to an accusation that I was preventing "Janet" from answering the phone.

I told them I don't know a Janet.

They asked me if I was preventing any spouse of mine from answering the phone.

I said that I don't have a spouse to prevent from answering the phone.

They said ok and hung up.

Sooo I guess that woman called me in for domestic abuse... which now that I am typing this out makes me hate her 10x more.

wow. that lady sounds really stupid. still shocked they didn't come over to your place though.

 

[Brinzy]

Some people are just totally stupid. But I didn't know they could actually do that, lol. That's kind of crazy, accusing someone of such thing and calling the cops over a wrong number you typed.

The lady's kinda insane.

Yeah, but basically that whole town is insane.

And, I didn't know that either. I always learn things the hard way. : )

wow. that lady sounds really stupid. still shocked they didn't come over to your place though.

The cops that called me were in North Carolina.

I'm in New Mexico and confirmed it with them by giving them my info. I think that's how they knew she was insane, haha.

 

[KuroganeHammer]

So there's no way in hell you'd do Ness even if I asked? :<

My hate for ebola back throw transcends time, space and the universe itself.

 

[2004Zilla]

You know, there is something just incredibly badass about the Light Suit Samus on Smash. It looks really beautiful, especially on the SPAAAAAAAAACCEEE maps.

 

[SBphiloz4]

TBH light blue is my bae.

And I don't even use light blue palettes that much.

The only other character that I use the light blue palette is .

I guess bad characters have to share something in common. :^)

 

[SpiralGalaxies]

On another note, i had a run in with a Fg taunter. His CF beat my puff twice and he started calling me names. (Noob, basically. He also told me i was not good so eh) Then I picked Rosalina and two stocked him twice. ;D He changed his tag to GOD*TIER.

Then He counterpicked Link. I don't even know anymore

 

[Princess Toady]

My hate for ebola back throw transcends time, space and the universe itself.

What about doing Ness' data and forgetting about the back throw ?

Or Wii Fit Trainer if you have not done her yet, please ? I have finally come to term that she is not the worst character in the game, even though she probably has the worst grab of all...

Speaking of her, has someone even managed to spike someone with her side B ?

 

[Antonykun]

Wow there was Swordspider talk without tagging me the resident Swordspider guy? SMH
i find Zoroldo>Swordspider a hard pill to swallow.
Swordfighter has disjoints, jab locks, fast walking, solid pokes, Shuriken of light, mother effing U-air, good customs.
Anyways I had a hunch abut SoL invincibility but had no way of testing that (he glows red in the 3DS BTW)

 

[Lorde]

Fusion Suit (light blue) Samus is the best, followed by Gravity Suit (purple). This is the only acceptable answer.

Anway, I really want to get one of these custom controllers since I've needed a new one for a long time (the rubber pad on the analog stick has been gone for like 3-4 years lol). However, they're like $55 and idk if I want to drop that kind of money on a controller. They do look amazing, so it'd probably be worthwhile. Idk, I can't decide.

Spoiler: Look at how good these customs are

 

[Tilk]

So I realized while watching some people play Smash 3DS that they were using Mewtwo.

I therefore ended up wasting 15 minutes of my life trying to explain to those filthy casuals how Mewtwo is NOT over powered and DOES NOT need a nerf, and how he isn't simply a better Lucario.

Albeit, I bet if I had my 3DS, I could have shown them in a much better way…

Freaking noobs.

 

[Princess Toady]

Fusion Suit Samus is the best, followed by Gravity suit. This is the only acceptable answer.

Anway, I really want to get one of these custom controllers since I've needed a new one for a long time (the rubber pad on the analog stick has been gone for like 3-4 years lol). However, they're like $55 and idk if I want to drop that kind of money on a controller. They do look amazing, so it'd probably be worthwhile. Idk, I can't decide.

Spoiler: Look at how good these customs are

The Jigglypuff one is awesome. Seriously. I would love it. It's even the hat I use since the crown is no more. :-(

 

[Fernosaur]

My hate for ebola back throw transcends time, space and the universe itself.

What if you only do frame data for everything BUT his backthrow

In all seriousness, though, what about Villager or standard Mii Brawler? c:

WHO WUVS UUU?

 

[Jestar]

Yeah, but basically that whole town is insane.

You're the jewel among the trash from the sounds of things.

"semi-cop/911 related story"

Got off the bus form a day of school like who knows how many years ago.

Bus turns around somewhere up the road and comes back.

Bus starts to pull over at a very dangerous speed. (I'm viewing it from it's side)

Bus starts to flip sideways and lands in the ditch. (There are 2 kids on still)

I'm the only person who sees it happen.

I start telling everyone in the house the bus fell in the ditch.

911 gets called and before you know it, cops, fire fighters, an ambulance, reporters, school teachers and local residents swamp the area in front of my house.

No one got hurt or injured in anyway.

Cops start questioning everyone outside.

Some trucks and cranes arrive to pull the bus out of the ditch.

An implant of the bus is left behind in the ditch.

This whole ordeal lasts maybe 2 or 3 hours.

All this happened on a back road that sees a cop car pass by only once a year, if at all, and only for patrol duties and not for calls.

"End story"

It was some crazy stuff.

And I was the only one who saw the whole bus flip into the ditch.

 

[Lavani]

Ness frame data

nair: 5f
grab: 6f
dash grab: 8f

you now know everything you need to know about ness congratulations

Anyways I had a hunch abut SoL invincibility but had no way of testing that (he glows red in the 3DS BTW)

Wait what

Fun fact, Greninja's Water Shuriken was grab immune before 1.0.4.

 

[Lorde]

The Jigglypuff one is awesome. Seriously. I would love it. It's even the hat I use since the crown is no more. :-(

That is one probably my favourite, too. The pink looks fantastic with the purple clouds behind Puff. I still miss the crown, but Puff still has pretty great palettes. I use Leaf's hat the most, but I also like to use the sunhat, the nightcap, and Serena's hat. The hibiscus looks cute, but it turns Jigglypuff a really ugly red colour so I don't use it.

 

[Antonykun]

Ness frame data

nair: 5f
grab: 6f
dash grab: 8f

you now know everything you need to know about ness congratulations


Wait what

Fun fact, Greninja's Water Shuriken was grab immune before 1.0.4.

you didn't watch the video @ Soul. posted didn't you.

 

[Brinzy]

You're the jewel among the trash from the sounds of things.

"semi-cop/911 related story"

That's INSANE!

And scary.

And... awesome at the same time.

Being the sole witness must've been awesome.

 

[RedCap-BlueSpikes]

Ness frame data

nair: 5f
grab: 6f
dash grab: 8f

you now know everything you need to know about ness congratulations

up air and pk thunder tho

 

[kenniky]

The Jigglypuff one is awesome. Seriously. I would love it. It's even the hat I use since the crown is no more. :-(

Sleep hat Jiggly is top tier Jiggly

 

[SBphiloz4]

Both are easily bottom tier in this game but:

>

I'm actually hurting inside when I said that.

 

[SpiralGalaxies]

Sleep hat Jiggly is top tier Jiggly

uh no. the bow is the best.

BOW FOR PROS

 

[Lavani]

you didn't watch the video @ Soul. posted didn't you.

I completely missed it

much like how Ganondorf completely misses Warlock Punch when he moves through the target.

I'm testing it ingame with Bob-ombs and they still do damage on the blinking frames.

 

[KuroganeHammer]

What about doing Ness' data and forgetting about the back throw ?

Or Wii Fit Trainer if you have not done her yet, please ? I have finally come to term that she is not the worst character in the game, even though she probably has the worst grab of all...

Speaking of her, has someone even managed to spike someone with her side B ?

If you want to see a good Wii Fit Trainer please watch some of Waveguider's sets (search engine "waveguider wii fit trainer")

Imo one of (the?) best wii fits in the world.

What if you only do frame data for everything BUT his backthrow

In all seriousness, though, what about Villager or standard Mii Brawler? c:

WHO WUVS UUU?

I like mii brawler

 

[Soul.]

lol the 3DS board is starting to feel like a circus.
Not like the Wii U one is any better.

 

[Princess Toady]

Both are easily bottom tier in this game but:

>

I'm actually hurting inside when I said that.

Do you really think so ? I feel Zelda's not the worst character of this game. I don't know, she has some nifty tricks.

 

[Potpourri]

I just played Melee Zelda for the first time in years....
...... yeah, I'll never say anything (too) bad about our current Zelda ever again because Melee Zelda is booty. What were they thinking?

Both are easily bottom tier in this game but:

>

I'm actually hurting inside when I said that.

Zelda and MiiSword aren't even on the same level imo.... Zelda barely scrapes being in the bottom ten while MiiSword is definitely one of, if not the worst characters in the game

 

[CatRaccoonBL]

We all know Roaslini, Roastaluma and Rosalinda are the true devils of this world. I'm sure you aren't~

Of course I'm not.

Btw, want to sign a contract?

 

[Jestar]

That's INSANE!

And scary.

And... awesome at the same time.

Being the sole witness must've been awesome.

It was.

Scary that a bus with 2 kids on fell in a ditch, awesome to see a bus flip right before my eyes.

At first it just looked like it was doing a very "deep" pull over.

Then the wheel's started lifting off the ground.

I couldn't believe that it was starting to flip.

Than it fell over the side. and all you see is a spinning back wheel and the underside of the bus. (The ditch is pretty deep.)

Huge rush of excitement happens.

I can still replicate the exact scene in my head to this day.