Guide Zelda Social: But also the FE Heroes Internet Cafe

[Mr. Johan]

-Slow down Diddy's Uair
-Don't let Sheik or Diddy DownB/SideB again after being hit.
-Give Pikachu the same ledgegrab data like everyone else
-Make Luigi's Dash Grab not the size of Norway.
-Make Falcon's Dash Grab not the size of India.
-Strip Palutena of her ability to Super Speed during Lightweight cooldown, and vice versa.
-Fix Fox's Jab



Not all of things are those that I'm concerned about. I'm just curious as to how the metagame would change with just those changes.

 

[S.F.L.R_9]

You know who also needs a nerf?
this ****er

I agree
Please nerf Zelda
Please buff Zelda

 

[Soul.]

What I want in 1.0.6:
no customs
yes #adapt

 

[Fernosaur]

oh Zelda palette tier lists ok

S:

A:

B:

C:

Disgusting:

Something we can agree on!

 

[RedCap-BlueSpikes]

I'm sure not going to miss Diddy after 1.0.6

I hope this character gets wrecked.

tbh I hope this happens to Diddy in 1.06
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I have absolutely zero mercy for this character. Nerf him to the bottom tier pls

;_;7

I want Diddy to be nerfed but I don't want him to be neutered. He's one of my favorite characters...

-Strip Palutena of her ability to Super Speed during Lightweight cooldown, and vice versa.

Ehhhh, I dunno Razor. Do you really think this is necessary? She'd be so vulnerable during Lightweight's negative state it wouldn't be funny. RIP Palutena if she's being edgeguarded as it wears off.

 

[Lavani]

I really shouldn't play FG drunk, I just lose to bad players and get mad

 

[IsmaR]

I'm already looking forward to sitting here content when it turns out the patch is full of nothing but placebo changes and glitch fixes.

 

[S.F.L.R_9]

;_;7

I want Diddy to be nerfed but I don't want him to be neutered. He's one of my favorite characters...

I'm sorry gorl, sometimes my hate for Diddy just spirals out of control LOL

But yeah, I agree. Nerf him but don't make him terrible

 

[Lavani]

I'm already looking forward to sitting here content when it turns out the patch is full of nothing but placebo changes and glitch fixes.

Surely they'll do something when they mentioned "character balance" in the direct!

Though personally I'm not expecting anything that'll actually change things up and yes the placebos are going to be ridiculous.

 

[IsmaR]

Character balance = this character is now balanced to fight against Mewtwo

 

[Soul.]

;_;7

I want Diddy to be nerfed but I don't want him to be neutered. He's one of my favorite characters...

but if he isn't neutered then

 

[Fernosaur]

I hope they actually make him terrible so all the Diddy mains that main him because of tier whoring have to drop him and learn a whole character anew :'D

 

[FullMoon]

I'm just gonna hope that they don't touch Greninja other than removing Running Shadow Sneak since it's already out in the 3DS and potentially taking out SS Hitstun Cancel.

Though it would be so great if Greninja was given an actually useful standing grab.

 

[|ven|]

I feel like the worlds ending soon. The patch is coming @_@

 

[Soul.]

If they touch Pikachu I swear I'm gonna boycott this game

 

[Twili]

HEY THE ZELDA TRIO FROM BRAWL IS AT THE TOP. Me, you and @TriforceOfWisdom were totes fab #SQUAADDDD

Yeeeaah gorl we swanky ~
#never forget


The only thing I'm really bugging about is losing good/funny replays. Can you stop the automatic Wii U update by disconnecting it from the internet?

 

[FullMoon]

The only thing I can see they messing with in Pikachu is Quick Attack, probably making it laggier and more punishable.

I don't think that's gonna be happening though.

 

[Ffamran]

I'm already looking forward to sitting here content when it turns out the patch is full of nothing but placebo changes and glitch fixes.

I would laugh if they buff Diddy, Rosalina, Fox, Captain Falcon, Luigi, Sheik, and the other top tiers while nerfing characters like Ike, Peach, Falco, Meta Knight, Marth, Link, DK, Charizard, and Greninja. See? LAUGHING! HA. HA. FUNNY. IT'S A GODDAMNED JOKE AND A LATE ONE AT THAT!

 

[S.F.L.R_9]

I'm so hyped for this patch that it's kinda unreasonable

I actually feel happy to go to school cuz I know I'll be getting closer to the patch
#help

 

[Kofu]

Nerfing Sheik is likely a tricky proposition because her general DPH is likely he worst in the game (maybe Pikachu/Mario is worse? IDK). You'd really either have to minorly nerf the startup on attacks or increase the endlag (particularly with landing lag). Too much would severely weaken her though.

Diddy just shouldn't be a trifecta of speed, power, and range. His overall design isn't bad, it's just that he has a little too much of everything. Oh, and kill setups. Change his DThrow so he can't get as much off of it like Dedede's became and do... something... to his UThrow so he can't get free kills (probably increase the endlag). Does anyone know why you can't DI it enough to escape the UAir?

 

[FullMoon]

I'm going to get a free Mewtwo that I'm probably not going to bother playing with.

If Greninja does end up getting nerfed in a significant way then, well, I'll be essentially forced to leave the frog as a secondary for Lucas once he releases.

Actually I wonder if Lucas will come with another balance patch.

 

[Lavani]

Does anyone know why you can't DI it enough to escape the UAir?

87° angle, can't get far enough away from him to prevent him from following up. I'd imagine because it's a vertical launch it's regular DI instead of having a vectoring component too, so holding up doesn't help.

Come to think of it, Diddy's dthrow can be vectored upward I'm sure, so perhaps my assumption that 80-100° is where vectoring stops being a thing is accurate.

 

[Soul.]

The only thing I can thank patches for existing is that there will never be a proper matchup chart and tier list.

 

[SBphiloz4]

Umm, Xis the only true Yuri ship for our queen you gorls are drunk.

If y'all prefer straight:
X
X
X

 

[Trieste SP]

X

 

[Lavani]

X

I don't think ships work when both characters are bottoms.

 

[S.F.L.R_9]

I'm not even attracted to women but even I can tell that x is obviously the best yuri ship kthxxx

 

[Ffamran]

Umm, Xis the only true Yuri ship for our queen you gorls are drunk.

If y'all prefer straight:
X
X
X

Yeah, never searching Zelda and Samus again; it gets a bit raunchy and steamy.

Anyway, while looking for Zelda and Wii Fit Trainer - there's like none on Google - I found this. Why is (female) WFT so adorable?

 

[FullMoon]

I don't think ships work when both characters are bottoms.

 

[SBphiloz4]

X is just awful chemistry. Their personalities are a bit too similar, and doesn't blend very well with their subtle differences. That's why and are pretty good at balancing the iceness and sassiness that the former have. But all dem excessive steamy Zelmus fanart--

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And gorls, X is canon according to Nintendo. :^)

 

[S.F.L.R_9]

Ew. King Dededumb doesn't deserve the Queen of Sass :^)

 

[Rizen]

actually I'm confused that gif makes 0 sense

http://smashboards.com/attachments/umad-gif.47247/
Are you familiar with the phrase 'tripping b***s'?

http://smashboards.com/attachments/ship-jpg.47245/
^Had I not know otherwise, I honestly would have guessed they were both women.

 

[Berserker.]

The world is coming into an end. A new world is about to be born

Where Mewtwo is still the low tier again

 

[2004Zilla]

Honest question: If I were to post part of my story I'm working on, would any of you actually read it (and possibly give feedback)?

Before anyone asks, it is about the good ol' dinosaurs.

 

[Fernosaur]

X is just awful chemistry. Their personalities are a bit too similar, and doesn't blend very well with their subtle differences. That's why and are pretty good at balancing the iceness and sassiness that the former have. But all dem excessive steamy Zelmus fanart--

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And gorls, X is canon according to Nintendo. :^)

W-why are his eyes doing that?

Honest question: If I were to post part of my story I'm working on, would any of you actually read it (and possibly give feedback)?

Before anyone asks, it is about the good ol' dinosaurs.

I would!!

 

[Soul.]

The world is coming into an end. A new world is about to be born

Where Mewtwo is still the low tier again

Someone post Namco x Capcom's Brave New World in instrumental

 

[Lavani]

W-why are his eyes doing that?

What, your pupils don't blink?

 

[SBphiloz4]

Honest question: If I were to post part of my story I'm working on, would any of you actually read it (and possibly give feedback)?

Before anyone asks, it is about the good ol' dinosaurs.

Well if it makes you feel better, I'll be writing up some REALLY STUPID AND SILLY Zelda social fanfics after my final exams, so definitely post your stories because they will be better than what I'll be writing, 100% guarantees.

 

[Lavani]

Also best Zelda ship is x because Princess and Frog.

Spoiler

Also that tongue yo.

 

[Mr. Johan]

Dawn of the Second Day - 48 Hours Remain

Has no one made this joke yet because I haven't seen it