Your Reaction If....

[Perkilator]

Eh, interesting concept but not my sorta thing.

HWYR if they released a stages pack, retailing for the same amount as FP2, with the following stages:

Planet Zebes (64)
Sector Z (64)
Icicle Mountain (Melee)
Mute City (Melee)
Mushroom Kingdom (Melee)
Poke Floats (Melee)
Rumble Falls (Brawl)
Pictochat (Brawl)
Rainbow Road (3DS)
Pac-Maze (3DS)
Woolly World (Wii U)
Jungle Hijinks (Wii U - Final Smashes disabled)
Pyrosphere (Wii U - no Ridley)
Orbital Gate Assult (Wii U)
Classic Battlefields (all games)
Classic Final Destinations (all games)
How to Play (64)
Meta Crystal (64)
Yoshi Arena (Melee)
Master Sword Cave (Melee)
Subspace (Brawl)
Bowser's Castle (New)
Gyromite (New)

Eh...

HWYR if Meta Crystal came back, with a gimmick that turns fighters Metal?

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

NO. that defeats the whole purpose of having such a stage, even with it toggle-able with hazards off.

HWYR if Nintendo revealed the return of How to Play 64, re-themed with Meta Crystal's aesthetics, at an official online tournament, and confirmed more free competitive legal stages, as well as patches to make existing stages more competitive-friendly, will be coming in the future?

 

[Perkilator]

NO. that defeats the whole purpose of having such a stage, even with it toggle-able with hazards off.

HWYR if Nintendo revealed the return of How to Play 64, re-themed with Meta Crystal's aesthetics, at an official online tournament, and confirmed more free competitive legal stages, as well as patches to make existing stages more competitive-friendly, will be coming in the future?

Meh.

HWYR if Phoenix Down from Final Fantasy was an item that prevented you from losing a life/point?

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Oooh, cool!

HWYR if there was an update that completely revamped Sonic, not only giving him a less lazy/annoying moveset, but also giving him his classic design and changing all Sonic content to be classic-related when applicable? (so Shadow stays, but Knuckles gets his classic model, and every character from the classic games gets their classic art for Spirits, including Mighty being added to the Chaotix spirit)

 

[Mamboo07]

Nice, some classic representation wouldn't hurt.

HWYR if Guzzlord was a boss fight in Smash?

 

[Perkilator]

Nice, some classic representation wouldn't hurt.

HWYR if Guzzlord was a boss fight in Smash?

Eh, sure!

HWYR if, instead of Pocket again, Isabelle's Neutral B was her throwing fruits at other fighters (damages enemies and heals allies)?

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Eh, not as interesting.

HWYR if they did a third Fighters' Pass that was themed exclusively on lesser known 1st parties, those being

Prince of Sable (Frog for Whom the Bell Tolls)
Jill (Drill Dozer)
Muddy Mole (Mole Mania)
Mike Jones (StarTropics)
Tin Star (Tin Star)
Uniracer (Unirally)

 

[Perkilator]

Eh, not as interesting.

HWYR if they did a third Fighters' Pass that was themed exclusively on lesser known 1st parties, those being

Prince of Sable (Frog for Whom the Bell Tolls)
Jill (Drill Dozer)
Muddy Mole (Mole Mania)
Mike Jones (StarTropics)
Tin Star (Tin Star)
Uniracer (Unirally)

Sure.

HWYR if Vol. 3 had:

-Rayman
-Tingle
-Cinderace
-Master Chief

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

TINGLE YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

HWYR if Rayman solely represented Origins and Legends, nothing earlier - EXCEPT the Band Land theme, which gets a remix?

 

[Perkilator]

TINGLE YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

HWYR if Rayman solely represented Origins and Legends, nothing earlier - EXCEPT the Band Land theme, which gets a remix?

A bit disappointed, especially considering how beloved Rayman 2 is.

HWYR if the Devil Axe from Fire Emblem was an item? It would be an extremely powerful battering item that caused an SD on the 6th succesful swing, which would be indicated after 5 successful swings.

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Sounds a little OP, but in a game with the Gust Bellows that's OK

HWYR if Crash's alts were:

Default
Pink (based on Fake Crash's alt in CTR)
Dalmatian (based on Crunch's alt in CTR)
Plush (based on Baby Crash's alt in CTR)
Biker
Doberman Biker (based on Crunch's alt in CTR)
Panda Biker (based on Baby Crash's alt in CTR)
Kitty Biker (based on Baby Coco's alt in CTR)

 

[Perkilator]

Sounds a little OP, but in a game with the Gust Bellows that's OK

HWYR if Crash's alts were:

Default
Pink (based on Fake Crash's alt in CTR)
Dalmatian (based on Crunch's alt in CTR)
Plush (based on Baby Crash's alt in CTR)
Biker
Doberman Biker (based on Crunch's alt in CTR)
Panda Biker (based on Baby Crash's alt in CTR)
Kitty Biker (based on Baby Coco's alt in CTR)

Eh.

HWYR if Mew still dropped CD's?

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Well, at least it's not useless.

HWYR if Square Enix's copyright was leaked like SNK beforehand, and the newcomer was Space Invader?

 

[Perkilator]

Well, at least it's not useless.

HWYR if Square Enix's copyright was leaked like SNK beforehand, and the newcomer was Space Invader?

Depends on which game it was. I'd be slightly less salty if it was Ultimate, at the very least.

HWYR if the Super Horn was an item?

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Eh...

HWYR if there were 5 more fighters' passes, all outsourced to different dev studios with minimal Sakurai involvement, (but of an equal quality) those being:

Mario pass (Waluigi, Ashley, Geno, Dixie Kong)
Pokemon pass (Onix, Porygon Z, Trubbish, Rillaboom)
Sonic pass (Tails, Knuckles, Eggman, Metal Sonic)
Zelda pass (Tingle, Impa, Darunia, Midna)
PlayStation All-Stars pass (PaRappa, Kratos, Crash, Lara Croft)

 

[Zangiefsthighs]

I would find it pretty cool

HWYR if suction cup man was added into smash, excessive swearing and all

 

[Perkilator]

I would find it pretty cool

HWYR if suction cup man was added into smash, excessive swearing and all

Who?

HWYR if Jack Frost from Persona/SMT was an Assist Trophy?

 

[Zangiefsthighs]

Who?

Suction Cup Man

Every episode of Suction Cup Man!

m.youtube.com

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

If as base game: eehhh, OK? another guest, cool
If as DLC: HOLY SMOKES DLC ASSIST TROPHIES

HWYR if the next Smash game was 100% competitive focused and considered a spin-off (despite having all characters from Ultimate and multiple new characters, some of whom will appear in the next main-line Smash game) - with no items; no stages with hazards/walkoffs; and no single player modes?

 

[Perkilator]

If as base game: eehhh, OK? another guest, cool
If as DLC: HOLY SMOKES DLC ASSIST TROPHIES

HWYR if the next Smash game was 100% competitive focused and considered a spin-off (despite having all characters from Ultimate and multiple new characters, some of whom will appear in the next main-line Smash game) - with no items; no stages with hazards/walkoffs; and no single player modes?

I'd be crushed. That would be the biggest bird flip to all the Smash fans who like to play casually.

HWYR if there were Wol-exclusive OC bosses based on the Zodiac signs?

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Eh... I'd rather have established universe characters.

HWYR if in Space Invader's reveal presentation, they showed off the following SE Mii Costumes:

Geno (Gunner)
Neku (Brawler)
Lara Croft (Gunner - uses desexualised, but still polygonal version of classic design)
Sora (Swordfighter)
Crono (Swordfighter)
Gex (Deluxe, Gunner - uses a TV remote)

 

[Perkilator]

Eh... I'd rather have established universe characters.

HWYR if in Space Invader's reveal presentation, they showed off the following SE Mii Costumes:

Geno (Gunner)
Neku (Brawler)
Lara Croft (Gunner - uses desexualised, but still polygonal version of classic design)
Sora (Swordfighter)
Crono (Swordfighter)
Gex (Deluxe, Gunner - uses a TV remote)

"Congratulations! You just alienated genuine fans of those franchises!"

HWYR if Crash's Challenger Pack had the following Mii costumes?

-Crash commercial guy (Brawler)
-Cortex (Gunner)
-Spyro Hat (Universal)
-Primid (Universal)
-Itsuki Aoi (Swordfighter)

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

CORTEX!! YES!!!!!!

HWYR if Nintendo did a platformer crossover between Mario; DK; Wario; and Yoshi?

 

[Perkilator]

CORTEX!! YES!!!!!!

HWYR if Nintendo did a platformer crossover between Mario; DK; Wario; and Yoshi?

That'd be cool, but I'd prefer they keep the latter three to their own playable sections (a la Crash Bandicoot 4: It's About Time).

HWYR if, instead of the 3DS, Superstar Saga was remade for the Switch and the game after had Donkey Kong as the third playable character?

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Huh, cool!

HWYR if all these alts were DLC, each retailing for the same price as a Mii costume? (don't take the images in particular too literally, Luigi still has a moustache; Nabbit is for Bowser Jr; Sonic is still Modern; and Dedede has extra changes beyond Dark Matter)

 

[Mamboo07]

That would be awesome!

HWYR if you saw a hurricane of giant wasps?
(Basically imagine a hurricane with wasps instead.)

 

[crazybenjamin]

RUN AWAY!
Also, I would be reminded of this car ad

Toyota RAV4 V6 "Killer Wasps"

www.youtube.com

HWYR if it was a hurricane of Cuccos instead?

 

[Zangiefsthighs]

Save me

HWYR if you were a fictional female character and saw art of you on deviant art

 

[Mamboo07]

I would be disturbed and very uncomfortable.

HWYR if we got a Flash Games rep and it's Henry Stickmin?
(Ellie and Charles would be alts.)

 

[Perkilator]

I would be disturbed and very uncomfortable.

HWYR if we got a Flash Games rep and it's Henry Stickmin?
(Ellie and Charles would be alts.)

Meh.

HWYR if Galeem and Dharkon were bosses in Classic Mode and a boss rematch mode?

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Boss rematch YES! Galeem and Dharkon in classic... no, takes away from the weight of their bosses in WoL

HWYR if they made a 3rd Super Mario 3D game, featuring Mario; Luigi; Peach and Daisy as the playable characters?

 

[Perkilator]

Boss rematch YES! Galeem and Dharkon in classic... no, takes away from the weight of their bosses in WoL

HWYR if they made a 3rd Super Mario 3D game, featuring Mario; Luigi; Peach and Daisy as the playable characters?

Sure, just as long as Peach and Daisy played differently.

HWYR if there was a Mario and Lugi game that crossed over with Kirby?

 

[Mamboo07]

I WOULD PLAY IT!

HWYR if there was a 6th main Mario & Luigi game with Yoshi and Poochy as the 3rd & 4th characters as well Giant Battles returning?
(Yoshi would be doing the giant fights)

 

[Perkilator]

I WOULD PLAY IT!

HWYR if there was a 6th main Mario & Luigi game with Yoshi and Poochy as the 3rd & 4th characters as well Giant Battles returning?
(Yoshi would be doing the giant fights)

Only if Yoshi and Poochy were played separately, a la Baby Mario and Luigi in PiT.

HWYR if Sakura Shinguji was a Mii Costume?

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Eh, cool.

HWYR if Nintendo announced a non-remastered compilation of all the handheld Zelda games, including the Tingle games?

 

[Perkilator]

Eh, cool.

HWYR if Nintendo announced a non-remastered compilation of all the handheld Zelda games, including the Tingle games?

Cool for Zelda fans!

How would you react if the Majora's Mask remake was saved for the Switch, in the style of BOTW?

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Cool for Zelda fans!

HWYR if Sherbet Land from Mario Hoops 3 on 3 was a song in Smash?

 

[Perkilator]

Cool for Zelda fans!

HWYR if Sherbet Land from Mario Hoops 3 on 3 was a song in Smash?

Eh, whatever.

HWYR if Bandana Dee was a Sm4sh newcomer, and the Robobot Armor was an Ultimate newcomer?

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Wouldn't've been happy about Waddle Dee in the 3DS/Wii U days, and would've been "eh" about Robobot Armour today

HWYHR had Piranha Plant had a CGI fake-out trailer that made you think Waddle Dee would be in the game?

 

[Perkilator]

Wouldn't've been happy about Waddle Dee in the 3DS/Wii U days, and would've been "eh" about Robobot Armour today

HWYHR had Piranha Plant had a CGI fake-out trailer that made you think Waddle Dee would be in the game?

That'd be such a middle finger to the fans.

HWYR if a pillow was an item? It would heal you, but eventually put you to sleep.