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That stopped being funny like the second time it was ever done.

Above is a rickroll
 
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Copy and pasted joke like everything else in this thread:
So... there's this drunk guy in a pub.

He suddenly orders a "Flying Tequila"... Well, he gets it, drinks it right away and calls for everyone's attention. So yeah, when everyone's looking at him... he starts waving his arms, gets to the second floor arms and runs directly at the window.

He smashes it, yet instead of falling, he starts literally flying in circles around the pub. After the roundabout, he just enters through the smashed window, and everyone's open-mouthed.

So some other silly guy goes "DUUUUUDE! How the heck did you do that?" the drunk guy looks at him laughing, and tells him "Oh well, just order a Flying Tequila". Well, the silly guy does so then. He drinks his Flying Tequila, and starts waving his arms just like the first guy, then climbs up to the second floor and starts running at the window. Everyone's looking at him.

...But the guy just falls, and hits the floor very, very cruelly. Then the barman looks at the drunk guy and goes,
Darn you, Superman, you can be a real jerk when you get drunk."
 
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On the first day, Captain Falcon said 'Let there be Light', and a punch was thrown so powerful that its flames lit up the universe. He saw this, and it was good.
On the second day, Captain Falcon said, 'Let there be stages on which many great battles will be fought.' and it was done. He saw this, and it was good.
On the third day, Captain Falcon said, 'Let there be moves which will be shown on the stages of battle.' and it was done. He saw this, and it was good.
On the fourth day, Captain Falcon said, 'Let there be items to assist those in battle.' and it was done. He saw this, and it was good.
On the fifth day, Captain Falcon said, 'Let there be Pokemon that fill the sea and the sky.' and it was done. He saw this, and it was good.
On the sixth day, Captain Falcon said, 'Let there be brawlers who fight these battles to defend their honour.' and it was done. He saw this, and it was good.
On the seventh say, Captain Falcon bought a Wii. And Captain Falcon said 'Let there be Brawl'.
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And then I read this, and immediately thought 'even Falcon had to wait a week for his Wii to arrive'.
 
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