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There were once a Swede, a Norwegian and a Russian who went to Australia, but they were captured by a hostile tribe. The witch doctor told them that they had one chance to get out of there. If they could pick a fruit that the tribe had never seen before, they would be free. Then the witch doctor said "But, if you fail, we will put it up your butt!".

The Russian, the Swede and the Norwegian went off, and the Russian came back with a grape.

"We know that one, it's a grape" said the witch doctor and did what he had to.

Then, the Swede came out of the forest with a banana.

"That's a banana. We'll have to shove it up your butt" said the witch doctor, and did it. The Swede squirmed and cried in pain for serveral minutes, but suddenly, he started to laugh. The witch doctor asked why.

"Because... HAHAHA! Because there comes the Norwegian, and he is carrying a freakin' pumpkin!"
 
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antimatter said:
Hey, you people with F-bombs in your posts. Please replace the images. This is supposed to be a nice, friendly environment. Just because there isn't a moderator in this room doesn't mean it's ok to do that now.
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Why? PG-13 movies have such words, and the forum age limit is 13.
 
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