You know you've played to much brawl when_________....

[heartless_pit]

You kno you've played to much brawl when you start learning to break dance, colour you hair blue and spike it up, and suddenly when ever you run past someone uncontrollably say out load "YOUR TO SLOW !"

 

[the great jonzales]

we know when we've played too much brawl when we can't think of any more jokes to go on this thread

 

[Bizel]

get an A on the test before march 8th and and fail the next one

 

[ch_checkmeout]

You know you've played too much Brawl when you look for combo videos for Brawl on YouTube

 

[smallmalf]

You know you've played too much Brawl when fat penguins haunt your dreams, shouting "oven...baked... delights".

WTF

u know you've played too much when in the back of your eyes you see and pretend to play the game even after you've stopped

 

[Kratos_Aurion]

You play too much Brawl when the only way you can sleep is to listen to recording of Jigglypuff singing.
You've spectated more matches than your friends have played

 

[sandaman]

u know youve played too much brawl when u do nothing except play brawl LOL

 

[Kratos_Aurion]

You seperate your friends into "Tiers".

 

[Dogysamich]

You know you've played too much brawl when soembody says "Brawl is a good game", and you dont instinctively slam their head into their tv.

 

[Great Aether]

When you say "show me your moves" to get laid.

 

[bluebolt]

You know you've played to much brawl when? never, you cant plat too much!

 

[phantomphungus]

this happened to my friend once:

You know you've played too much brawl when you try to double jump out of bed.






(sry if that has been posted already)

 

[GetSmashedWithTheBros]

you know you've played too much brawl when you go to soccer practice and expect the ball to light on fire and kill someone when you kick it

 

[smallmalf]

when you try to double jump or use a banana peel as a weapon

 

[MuBa]

When you start loading peanuts in your pistol.

 

[SagaKirby]

when you see a little person that looks like MR saturn.

 

[RupeeClock]

When you have taken over 2500 snapshots.

(I have 2850 on my hard drive.)

 

[ZSSamus]

When you spend hours on end designing levels.

 

[Serris]

When you try to use your Final Smash after serving in volley ball.

 

[SagaKirby]

when you watch your 145 replays.


...twice.

 

[Great Aether]

When you throw a pokeball expecting a pokemon to help you.

 

[The Dinkoman]

You know you played to much Brawl when you... throw a banana peel at your friend and expect him to trip, but instead he throws it back at you and you trip

(sorry if this has been posted already)

 

[Mittenkiss]

You get the butterflies in your stomach just thinking about it.

 

[Demon_Parasite]

You pick up every piece of paper you see, and complain when it's not "new".
You have an irresistible urge to break open any box you see, in hope of a trophy.
You go to the trophy store and ask where the Animal Crossing section is.
During a meteor shower you shout "PK STAAARSTOOORM!"
You carry around a stick and deflect projectiles with it.
The first joke you think of in a funny moment has to do with a brawl quote.
You try and double jump.
You make paper stars and wonder why they don't give you invincibility.
You run around hitting people with hammers.
You walk off a building with a golden hammer, expecting to fly.
You have the constant urge to yell "YOU'RE TOO SLOW!" whenever you pass someone up.
You're afraid to punch someone because a bob-omb might show up in front of you.
You hide in boxes, thinking no one will see you.
Whenever you see someone, instead of saying "Hi", you say "Hiiiii!"
When starting a fight, you say "THE FIGHT IS ON!"
You check your play time and get an error.
You haven't put any other games in the Wii.
You're topic for debate club is "Does Brawl have more depth than Melee"

 

[Ice9]

When you go to play another game, you stare at your wii, like is angry at you for not playing it

When you hum the first bars of the theme every 10 seconds.

When you look at videos of MGS and wonder why snake doesn't have a mortar or is sliding around.

When you play metroid and try to dtilt monsters

When you get pissed off when your starting three pokemon aren't charizard or ivysaur

 

[The PaTROLL]

When you sucks sakurai sucks because he sucks.

 

[Rhubarbo]

Once I was playing WW and I was hitting side b for the boomerang <_<
Once I was thinking of Sheik combos in my sleep <_<

 

[The PaTROLL]

Woman ill put you in the trash

 

[cultofrubik]

You know you've played too much brawl when you finally realize that Melee is and ever will be a ****load better. And when you go back to l-cancelling goodness, it's hard to go back to lol-everyone-is-a-combo-breaker-brawl.

 

[The PaTROLL]

You suck blankuser

 

[Bobo_The_Monkey]

You think the fight is always on
You run past people on the track yelling "YOU'RE too SLOW!"
You think lightning can make you jump and move faster without gettin' hurt

 

[Oi Kyon]

You can snakedash.
You try grenade stripping.

 

[cultofrubik]

You suck blankuser

I'm impressed with how long you lasted on these boards.

 

[Great Aether]

When you try to attack by releasing your farts.

 

[metalmonstar]

In track you have the nerve to tell the faster runner that they are too slow.
You are still trying to figure out whether or not the Big Mac is a top tier sandwich.
You have heated debates over who the strongest character is in a true to their game fight
You have acronyms for everything
A yoyo and a stick are your weapons of choice
You go car shopping for a landmaster
Whenever you fall, you always recover
You challenge top level fighters and chess players to Money Matches thinking you can beat them.
You curse nature during storms for spamming thunder.
Everyone is a scrub to you.
You tied a machete to your dads rifle hoping to add more knockback.
When someone has no hops you claim they have a poor aerial game.
You keep your friends just far enough away from you that they can't hit you, yet you can hit them all you want.
You spam fairs when you approach someone.
You shorthop towards all registers.
You believe the best offense is a good defense, and the best defense is a good defense.
You have recently taken up camping and liked it.
You have started eating spam in order to improve your game
You have started spamming the internet in order to improve your game.
You blew a whistle in order to protect you from a bullet and it worked.
You are constantly using "mindgames"
You have checked out bocks on wolves in hopes of findiing wolf's weakness.
You had a debate with your biology teacher about whether pikmin were real creatures.
You won the above debate.
You have tried to tame insects in hopes of improving your tier ranking.
You are constantly charging you laser.
You call tops, gyros.
You have made up lyrics to the opening theme.
You believe you have psychic powers
You believe you have an Aura
You bought a mortar off of ebay
You have a mullet and a headband
You have a mask and a cape
You wear capes, mask, crowns, helmets, etc on days other than Halloween.
You are trying to perfect your falcon punch
You wonder how high you rank on your friends tier list
You have made a matchup chart for real life
You have a shrine to Sakurai
You own all of the final destination comics
You have actually been to final destination
You bought a copy of Final Destination.
You eat a lot to keep your percentage low.
You hid for an entire day because you got 100% on a test and were afraid of being KOed.
You have started a tier list for super heroes.
You worship Sirlin.

 

[LastReaper]

You know youve played 2 much when you try to jump when you just jumped.
When ure playing soccer, eack time u kick, u yell FALCON KICK!!!
When you kick a soccer ball and u think it'll catch on fire.
When u think that master chief is samus.
When u try to swallow ur cat whole and explain to ur parents that u'll gain his ability.

 

[Blade Knight]

You know you've played to much brawl when you try to double jump like Wario, when you pluck grass tring to get Pikmin, and when you dream of Textbook comboing pro players and hanging out with them.

 

[ch_checkmeout]

You know you've played too much Brawl when you've posted on this thread more than once

 

[DOCTORSTUPID]

when you start to brage to people you dont know as you walk down the street

 

[Great Aether]

when you try to swallow someone and lay an egg.