You know you've played to much brawl when_________....

[AndreVeloso]

when you tell someone to stop spamming Kirby's down-taunt when you meet them

 

[alexh714]

You know you've played to much brawl when... you look outside and you see some dawn light
You know you've played to much brawl when... you pass by a table and try do an air dodge animation thinking of brawl or melee.

 

[TimeWarpedBrawler]

You know you've played to much Brawl when you start beating the crap out of snowmen thinking they're Primids.

 

[The Dinkoman]

You know you've played to much Brawl when you start beating the crap out of snowmen thinking they're Primids.

/Guilty.

You know when you've played too much brawl when you beat classic mode in under 1 minute. /Also Guilty

 

[A1lion835]

Wow...you're pretty guilty.

You know you've played brawl too much when you watch a kirby uthrow kirbycide in melee and wonder why he didn't hit any invisible floors. <----------guilty

 

[00Lucifer00]

You know you've played to much brawl when you can name all 36 charachters Final Smashes off by heart (My Brother's sugestion (My brother=Guilty))

You know you've played to much brawl when you try to pass through a scaffold (My brother= Still Guilty)

 

[CRUSH_]

when you can't watch a youtube match without your hand reflexively jumping to slow down the momentum whenever someone in the replay gets sent flying.

Most of the answers on the first page were pretty over-the-top but this is really happening lol there's no way I'm the only one.

 

[Kei_Takaro]

lol guilty right thar too^




when you hum the brawl tune in your head obviously =P

and you've played brawl too much if you buy a set of batteries just to get through the disc channel. lol

^guilty

 

[R.T.K.O. (Rob-Totes-Kush-Often)]

You know you play too much brawl when....

The only time you use your WiiMote is to turn your wii on

 

[MPH Deku]

You know you're addicted to brawl when you think it's a good thing to be guilty of these things.

...personally guilty, of course.

 

[DarkAura]

you know you've played to much brawl when your scared to eat bread because some bird with a gun might come and kill you

 

[Kei_Takaro]

You played to much Brawl when you at least played it once...yeah its that simple B)

 

[1048576]

^
^
Is funny

^
is just too true


You know you've played too much brawl when you hold on to the scaffolding of a tall building for safety.

 

[Eaode]

^
^
Is funny

^
is just too true


You know you've played too much brawl when you hold on to the scaffolding of a tall building for safety.

and camp it as well.

 

[Supersneezy00]

You know you've played to much Brawl when you jump off a building and try to mid-air jump.


Click here to level up my card!

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

when you pretend to final smash your friends when they insult you.

 

[Player01]

your wii catches on fire, which then burns your house and possesions and you become homeless, your wife leaves you, which sends you into a spiraling depressing and you isolate yourself from everyone, decide that drugs are your only way out but realise you cant afford to buy any so you resort to stealing them, but that guy you were trying to buy them off of was armed and when you tried to take his drugs he ends up shooting you in the legs and you become hospitilized and onced released you go to a homeless shelter and think about suicide every day until you finally decide to go through with it and jump out the window of the shelter only to find out it was only the second floor and you end up in the hospital again and wonder why the hell you even played brawl so much in the first place.

and here i am today... (but not really, its just a joke)

 

[Twilight_Warrior]

When you've d/led all 314 songs from the OST onto your iPod
THEN
You go back and d/l all 24 "Lost Tracks" for a total of 338 songs of pure Brawl.

Guilty...

 

[Grey Belnades]

when your fiancée tells you to come to bed and you say no

 

[DarkDragonShadowLance]

You know you've played to much brawl when ....

- You get into a fight and expect to fight like your main character
- You teach your friend advanced techniques about fighting in real life
- You decide to go buy Street Fighter Four and play brawl music while playing it
- You play street fighter and you KO someone with a ultra combo and you call it a final smash
- You call out "FALCON PUNCH!" when you hit someone in real life
- You use taunts from brawl in real life
- You keep reading my crappy reasons of when you know you've played brawl to much xD

 

[Mewter]

When you end up 4-stocking your bank account.
When you eat bags of chips to "recover percents" which you do, but you recover the %'s you lost last week from your dieting program.
When playing hacky sack, you play with "No stuffing, two outs only, final destination."
You decide to edge-hog the swine flu.

 

[Twilight_Warrior]

Everytime someone brings up the topic of the movie "Final Destination" you start hearing the music in your head.

 

[Ninterror]

-You try to pull a Landmaster out of thin air
-You eat a Box
-you think Turnips are deadly weapons
-you wonder why fire is not coming out of your flowers
-you always fight for your friends

 

[zeldspazz]

You know you've played brawl too much when your little sister falls of her bike into a river and you yell "You must recover!!!"

 

[Unwritten95]

I have a few to add...

• When you see the MATH button on a calculator and your heart skips a beat thinking that there is a MARTH button on your calculator.
• When your looking on a totally different forum and mistake the word like for Ike.
• When your math teacher tells you to draw a bunny on the back of a math quiz and you draw Meta Knight with bunny ears.
• When you aim an imaginary light arrow at a friend and saying that he should be flying off the screen by now.
• When you have to make sentences using vocab words and the sentences are all from your SSBB fanfiction.
• When you say that you and another guy are "just too different to be together" you mean that you play SSBB and he plays Halo.

All of these am guilty and proud of doing, hehe.

 

[Nysyarc]

You get shoved into a locker at school and you try to tech it after QCDI didn't work.

You're afraid to play sports that involve cutting because of the random chance to trip and fall. When you do trip and fall you scramble to your feet, afraid you will be jab-locked.

Someone goes to hug you, you immediately do a spot-dodge and retaliate with a shield hug of your own.

When you finish shoveling your driveway, you pike the shovel in the snow, cross your arms and grunt really manly-like, your winter coat billowing about you in the wind.

When confronted with a difficult math problem, you decide to spike it at a low %.

You break your leg, and in the hospital you keep thinking the doctor is going to gimp your recovery.

You attempt to pratfall to your class in the lower floor of the school.

When a bully demands to fight you, you suggest the playground as a starter and plan to use your backyard as a counterpick (that swingset could help your chaingrab).

Everytime you enter class you yell "Prepare yourself!", and then when you answer a question right, you flourish your pencil and hold it in front of you for a second, yelling incoherently.

You find yourself sitting at your computer typing several exaggerated reasons why you play too much Brawl.



... Hope you guys liked those, lol. More to come, I enjoy this actually.

 

[Blahblahwutever]

You know you've played too much Brawl when you try to wavedash but remember that you can't and sd. and when somebody tells you to rest you try to sweetspot it on them. and you read meta knight as metagame

 

[Cook Kirby]

You know you've played too much Brawl when Sonic's constant taunting no longer infuriates you.

 

[sion_nova]

when you eat a tomato expecting your wounds to be healed instantaneously

 

[Elucifur]

When you dance under a spotlight, expecting peaches to fall out of nowhere and your audience to be asleep.
You crouch down and pull at the ground, attempting to pull out a giant turnip, a bomb, a sword, Pikmin, or a Mr. Saturn.

 

[MasterToshima]

Classic: When your wii asploodes for too much awsomnes and 50+ hours ON while playing SSBB..

 

[TheBlossomingLily]

When you start choosing "Hyrule Temple" instead of "Final Destination" for Wi-Fi matches and kill yourself in Sudden Death matches...and if you prefer hearing "Sudden Death" instead of "Fatality"! XD

 

[Cook Kirby]

When you decide that Link is a good name for your child.

 

[A1lion835]

You know you've played to much brawl when you can no longer wavedash at will in melee (most people=guilty). /Guilty
You've memorized all the FD songs.
You hear FD songs randomly in your head throughout your day. /Guilty
You're m2k. /Guilty

 

[smashfan666]

you know you've played too much brawl when:

-you get hurt very badly and wonder why you don't turn into a trophy.
-you hurt someone very badly in attempt to turn them into a trophy.
-you try to collect people thinking they're trophies.
-you notice i'm overusing the word trophy.
-you copy the characters taunts... trophy.






...trophy!

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

You know that you've played too much Brawl when you think it's better than Melee. 'Nuf said

 

[MPH Deku]

You know you've played too much Brawl when you attempt to find things in the "You know you've played too much Brawl when _______" topic that you are guilty of.

 

[Elucifur]

You know you've played too much Brawl when you attempt to find things in the "You know you've played too much Brawl when _______" topic that you are guilty of.

You know you've played too much Brawl when reading that ^ makes you want to actually do it.

...Guilty.

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

You know you've played too much Brawl when that has stopped you from getting prepared for a major piano recital that can determine your future as a pianist.

Guilty.

 

[MRTW113]

You know you play to much brawl...when you're bored while playing it