You know your a noob at smash when...

[Zantetsu]

The fourm game thats loads of fun and pretty funny too!
All you have to do is type something that begins with "you know your a noob at smash when..."

I'l start
You know your a noob at smash when you think mewtwo and goku are playable characters (Alot of people on gamefaq's think this XD)

 

[yoshi_fan]

You know your a noob at smash when you start complaining about the other have cheated (it ocurred)

 

[Volrec]

I hate you BHLMRO.

 

[ShoeThief]

when you ask how to attack. (some guy thinks i said this for melee; i actually said what button do you press to tech and i guess he wasn't good enough to know what that was)

also, many of the people at gamefaqs are vets who are purposely pretending to think that.

 

[Zantetsu]

I hate you BHLMRO.

And why is that?

Anyways...

You know your a noob at smash when a person thinks short hopping is used by hacks (Look at the funny things in kaillria fourm. Someone ACTUALLY said that to me XD)

 

[Thino]

you know you're a noob at smash when you get hit on Sector Z by Samus dash attack 6 times in a row

 

[felix45]

you know you are a noob when the only attacks you know how to do are falcon punch and falcon kick.

 

[JaimeHR]

you know you´re a "noob" when you think Fox´s Shine does not reflect missile(projectile, long ranged, etc.) attacks xP.

 

[M3tr01D]

You know you're a noob when you think there are missiles in this game.

haha got you jaime there's no ****in missiles lol.

 

[Volrec]

He meant missles as in projectiles.

 

[tigerbombz]

you know your a noob when u lose to me

 

[greenblob]

You still can't get on the ladder.
I think I've played 3 sets against YBOMB so far, and he swept every one.

 

[cmasterchoe]

you know you're a noob at smash when you say "What? no ITEMS???" before a game starts.

you know you're a noob at smash when you say "you wouldn't have won if there wasn't a grab button"

 

[Dash_Fox]

You know you're a noob at smash when you need AutoFire to function correctly in your gameplay.

 

[cmasterchoe]

you know you're a noob at smash when you host a game and you haven't unlocked all the characters (ITS an EFFING GAME SHARK CHEAT) yet.

hahahaha, amen dash fox

you know you're a noob when you complain about how you don't have a controller and thats the only reason you lost and you add that if we played on a 64 you would pwn...

 

[JaimeHR]

you know you're a "noob" when you say you pwn everyone on the lobby but when you play somone and you're about to lose to him, you quit from the game and then say on the lobby that you win.

 

[dwp171]

you know you're a noob if you are ever the winner of a match played on mushroom kingdom

 

[Thino]

you know you're a noob when you confuse DI and DJ with DK

 

[MarioReincarnate]

You know you're a noob if you've only recently started playing the game.

 

[Volrec]

Dude, Dash_Fox, get over it. xD

 

[whaahppnd]

you know you're a noob if you are ever the winner of a match played on mushroom kingdom

actually chances are... you dont win if you are a noob...

you know you're a noob when you complain that your opponent grabs too much

 

[Thino]

you know you're a noob when you attack/run away from Chansey

 

[Rupus]

you know you're a noob when you complain that your opponent grabs too much

You know you're a noob when you grab too much (70% or all your attacks.....Yes, I'm looking at you, M@d_fighter).

you know your a noob when you can only use falcon punch and falcon kick

*Cough* JLEville *Cough*

 

[felix45]

hey, I said that, not whaahppnd!

*pouts*

 

[StealthECartman]

You know you're a noob when you roll more than you attack

You know you're a noob when you avoid people with mario and spam fireballs

You know you're a noob when you think SHDL means sexy hoes drinking liquor

You know you're a noob when you triple post ;D (cmaster) *AHEM*

 

[Mura]

You know you're a noob when you play through several rounds of team battle only to realize team attack is not on.


You know you're a noob when your Yoshi DJC's over the edge...three times.

You know you're a noob when you miss z-cancels. =)

 

[ant-d]

You know you're a noob when you grab too much (70% or all your attacks.....Yes, I'm looking at you, M@d_fighter).

I've played him :gameboy:

 

[Zantetsu]

U know ur a noob at smash when u pause a game, wait for the person to leave, then say u pwned them (Idk if this was used or not. I remember hearing it but w/e. I just didnt know there were more smilies and i wanted to use one )

:bumper: BUMPER FTW!

 

[Marty-O]

I hate you BHLMRO.

Me too I used to think Goku was in that game

 

[AxemRed]

If your idea of a good smash match is a kirby ditto on Great Fox with Pokeballs, you just might be a smash n00b.

If you think Kirby's utilt combos are hard to do, you just might be a smash n00b.

If you think Isai isn't all that in a bag of potato chips, you just might be a smash n00b.

If you try to spot dodge a forward smash, you just might be a smash n00b.

If you play full screen and choose a random stage in the same session, you just might be a smash n00b.

If you pause right before leaving the party, you just might be a smash n00b.

If you complain that your opponent jumps too much, you just might be a smash n00b (true story).

If the most you can type is single words in all caps, you just might be a smash n00b.

If you ask your opponent to go easy on you, and he/she actually does, and then you say your opponent sucks in the lobby...then both of you just might be smash n00bs.

 

[whaahppnd]

You know you're a smash n00b when you go into Isai's house and get ***** 3 times before you realize not to go in there again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHK8D77x_1I

(no moogle im not makin fun of you; this has happened to me as well =P)

 

[MarioKiller]

You know you´re a smash n00b when you use nicknames like "ProSmashEr", "UCantTouchThis" or "SSBChampion" .

 

[Johnknight1]

You know you are a smash noob when you complain about the lack of a grab button!

 

[greenblob]

You know you're a noob at smash when you know you're not.

 

[Volrec]

You are a noob at smash when your IGN is Meowkitty007{-iBBi-}

 

[Thino]

Rofl !

 

[Lord Kirby]

You know you are a noob when your only moves are grabs, and they aren't in ANY combos.

You know you are a noob when you counter pick every time.

You know you are a noob when you barely won against a "noob".

You know you are a noob when your attacks miss.

You know you are a noob when you posted a "you know you are a noob" reply to call someone a noob. as a matter of fact...

You know you are a noob when you call someone a noob.

You know you are a noob if you cant shorthop...Well maybe not. you would be too noobish to know if you didnt know shorthopping.

You know you are a noob when half the time, you camp.

You know you are a noob when your teammate needs help, but you decided on attacking the guy you were still after, and then you and your teammate dies.

You know you are a noob if now you noticed i just acted like a noob.

*huff huff* too much noob talk...

You are not a noob if you know what you're stupid at.

EDIT: You REALLY KNOW you are a noob if...you play as Master Hand, and you modded your opponent to be a polygon Link, and you said you're the best when everyone knows you did the noobiest thing.

You know you are a noob if you dont have Jabo's Direct 3D8, or don't know how to use it online.

 

[Rupus]

You are a noob at smash when your IGN is Meowkitty007{-iBBi-}

You know I'm a mod now, right? xD

 

[Volrec]

=(


Lol, sorry i had to.

****, we cant flame mods, this sucks.

 

[SmashThugZ]

You know you are a noob if you dont have Jabo's Direct 3D8, or don't know how to use it online.

I dont use 3D8, I use 3D7