You know you played smash too much when you.....

[redphoenix526]

When you're in a real life fight with some bigger guy and you stand back to charge a forward smash.

 

[M.K]

When you try to jump in mid-air, than expect to L-Cancel your face plummet. >.<

 

[shizzlee]

When Smash is always in your GameCube so you turn the game on without thinking twice.

 

[MarioBrother2]

You wavedash so much your character gets tired and invents tripping in Melee.

 

[Knickknacks]

you talk about smash all the time, anywhere, and annoy your friends that tires do exits(which is fact tbqh), and wavedashing is a must even though they play as Link.

 

[Requiem]

Sure, why not?

You learn to tech every time you trip. Handstand and all.

Uhm... I have that at gymclass all the time, I'm known as the unnecesary tripper.

 

[Desruprot]

lol, hmm you jump up hoping for a down-smash and expected to recover, but instead you fell on your bottom >.<

 

[KrystalRules]

- when your playing Halo 3 and you fall off the edge and quit because it wouldnt let you recover without dying!
or when you playing Halo and you refer to some guy on you team with the same gun as you as a Clone

 

[Smash legacy]

When you hold your farts in so much expecting to blow up mail boxes and then get an infection in your intestines.

You wavedash so much your shoes light on fire then you throw them at someone thinking its a fireball.

You become a plumber because marios your main.

You cross dress thinking you transformed into a new person with different skills.

You buy a wii just to play SmashBros.

You lose hope in life every time smash bros is delayed.

You dont go to college and finish school because your too addicted to smash bros.

Youve played smash too much when?

 

[SaxyPlayah]

When you create an account at these forums......yeah.....

 

[sakuraZaKi]

When you try a fox illusion or falco phantasm

 

[Mzero]

When you die of starvation

 

[bobwaffles]

Actually, I nearly always yell FALCON PUNCH! or FALCON KICK! when I'm punching or kicking something. I think it actually increases power. O_O

 

[sakuraZaKi]

more like a battle cry 4 u...

 

[evilflame101]

You know when you play smash too much when you....

-Push your friend of a building and yell to him "You must recover!"
-Practice wave dashing through your school hallway
-Every time you see a crate you get scared it might explode
-Every time you see a frying pot you say "NO KIRBY PLEASE DONT USE FINAL SMASH ON ME!"
-Your in a hospital bed and you say "My damage meter! its over 9000!"
-While your in a fight you swing a hard punch at him while saying "Falcon PUNCH!"
-You go up to your friend and say "ill own you noob"
-You go to school every day and tell your friends how many days exactly till brawl comes out
- When you try to hit a fly thinking that it is a smash ball

Your turn!

my friend was talking about his brother, im like smash brothers?
i looked at the exp date on oatmeal, it was dec 3rd im like omg smash bros oatmeal!!

 

[shadenexus18]

-When your occupation is a world renown MLG World Smash Champion. Mew2King, Isai, PC Chris, and Ken fit this category.

-When you find yourself suffering from dehydration and starvation because you've played 48 hours straight non stop.

-When you use tech moves as part of your every day intellectual vocabulary.

 

[shadenexus18]

Sorry for the double post, but this has to be said....

If you bought a Wavebird controller just so you can take a piss, and play Smash at the exact same time......

Then you play Smash too **** much.

Amen & Amen

 

[ro0kie42]

Reading through this thread, it seems that Falcon Punch is so associated with Smash Bros, it would be a shame for the Capt. not to come back. Anyways, you play too much smash when you try to double jump in real life. I literally tried. It's impossible.

 

[crystal107]

(I'm a peach player, so excuse me XD)

- When you try to jump and float for 4 secs
- When you try to get a frying pan, golf club and a tennis racket out of no where.
- When you try to pull onions from the ground out of no where.
- When you try to find bombs in the ground.
- When you grab someone and slap him hoping he will fly far from you
- When you think your butt is useful more than punching.
- When you try to kick in 90 degress from the other leg.
- When you try to jump with a parasol and thinking you will have an easy fall
- When you try singing using high notes, "La la la la la"

I'm addicted to brawl like there's nothing else in my life meaningful more than smash

 

[shadenexus18]

(I'm a peach player, so excuse me XD)

- When you try to jump and float for 4 secs
- When you try to get a frying pan, golf club and a tennis racket out of no where.
- When you try to pull onions from the ground out of no where.
- When you try to find bombs in the ground.
- When you grab someone and slap him hoping he will fly far from you
- When you think your butt is useful more than punching.
- When you try to kick in 90 degress from the other leg.
- When you try to jump with a parasol and thinking you will have an easy fall
- When you try singing using high notes, "La la la la la"

I'm addicted to brawl like there's nothing else in my life meaningful more than smash

Don't forget randomly spinning around, winking, and saying "SWEET!"

Everything else....you pretty much covered. Nice!!

 

[Insane-Contrast]

You try to imitate Falco's moves in a real fight. But what do ya know, his kicks do the tricks.