You know you played smash too much when you.....

[LordIke]

In 2D Jump'n'Runs on the virtual console, Yoshi Story for example, I tried to use the shield pressing L.. xD
You played smash too much when you run arround, shaking a stick, crying "my hammer is broken, don't beat me!"
..when you kill rabbits and take their ears to run faster and jump higher..
..when your fingers shoot laser..

 

[InvincibleAgent]

Your accomplishments lead to you whistling victory music.

If you want something someone is holding, you start beating them instead of just grabbing it.

You don't take time to ponder such questions.

 

[Mexican Brawler]

When you jump off an airplane with an umbrella cause you think is better than a parachute

 

[RizardoLawless]

I wavedash in RL all the time...as long as the ground is slippery or icy, you just gotta short hop and dodge downward

 

[LuiStrokes]

When you learn to double jump in real life

 

[WarxePB]

-When you rub margarine on your shoes to increase your wavedash distance

-When you cut out a large hexagon from cardboard, paint it blue and challenge someone to a fight

-When you describe people you don't like as "bottom tier"

-When you create replicas of Fox's helmet, Meta Knight's mask, Marth's cape and Sheik's suit, put them all on, and proclaim yourself "God Tier"

-When you own a shirt (or shirts) that says "Show Me Your Moves", "TIRES DON EXITS" and/or "No johns"

-When you refuse to play baseball because "the bat is an unfair advantage for the batter"

-When you spend 5 years learning a programming language so you can create your own Smash Bros. game with Chuck Norris, Goku and Spider-Man

 

[KrystalRules]

when you try to pick up a barrel to throw at someone hoping it'll explode

 

[AustiniusRex]

when you close your eyes and see marth god spiking fox over and over

 

[Desruprot]

You think you hear the "GO!" voice, but its only just the bell...

 

[Bajef8]

- when you've memorized where everything in the menu is so you can get to stuff with your eyes closed.

- when you randomly shout PK FIRE!!!! at your friends

- when you've memorized every single song in the game and hum them when you're bored in school

 

[yoshi_fan]

Trying to double jump playing basket

WTF?

 

[Dragon Master Luigi]

When you actually dress like your favorite character and use a punching bag to figure out combos...

 

[KrystalRules]

- when you've memorized every single song in the game and hum them when you're bored in school

oh snap i have played melee to much! lol well i can hum them when i hear them! lol but i cant if i cant hear them

 

[heroicsonic]

Im suprised my topic got lots of posts

 

[Cheezball]

- When you try to shoot fire balls out of your hand
- When you try to hit a fly thinking that it is a smash ball.
- Find someones medication and throw the capsule on the ground thinking an item will come out
- When you try to blow fire and grow claws.
- When you try to run in mid-air and game some height. (Yoshi)
- When you try to shoot your tongue out at your homework and try to make it into in egg, but it doesn't turn out to be an egg...
- When you say "Game!" when the bell rings
- When you stick some sticks in the freezer hoping that they will be ice arrows

And that is about it.

 

[heroicsonic]

i added more stuff

 

[heroicsonic]

- When you try to shoot fire balls out of your hand
- When you try to hit a fly thinking that it is a smash ball.
- Find someones medication and throw the capsule on the ground thinking an item will come out
- When you try to blow fire and grow claws.
- When you try to run in mid-air and game some height. (Yoshi)
- When you try to shoot your tongue out at your homework and try to make it into in egg, but it doesn't turn out to be an egg...
- When you say "Game!" when the bell rings
- When you stick some sticks in the freezer hoping that they will be ice arrows

And that is about it.

Nice list.

 

[Cheezball]

Awesome one of mine are on the first page. :D Don't forget your not allowed to double post.

 

[IWontGetOverTheDam]

When you thing this is a good thread... T_l

 

[ricydafrog]

while playing pokemon u won't use mewtwo or pichu out of force of habbit

 

[Cheezball]

That doesn't have to do with playing brawl too much... Your basically saying "Wow I think this thread is good because I play Brawl a lot" Even though it is not even out. Stay on topic.

ON TOPIC!!!!
- When you take one of your toys and throw em in a pot hoping that they will blow up and food comes out

 

[DeuceBlade]

Get up on the hydra's back!

I mean.. You know you've played smash to much when you main all characters.

 

[Teeb147]

You're trying to find your damage meter thinking you might be too easy to knock back.

 

[stace19]

you can never play too much smash

 

[ripman3]

-When you purposely fail you tests to keep low percentages
-When you dash dance in the middle of the street to confuse cars and bystanders

 

[LuiStrokes]

When you break a piñata, and eat the things in the floor, to recover your damage

When you hide in a box, and wait someone get close to scream "showtime-a"

 

[The Director]

When you try to dodge in games that aren't Smash.

Yeah, it's sad. It's happened to me many times.

 

[Cheezball]

-When you dash dance in the middle of the street to confuse cars and bystanders

Nice one!
- When you get some plastic fighting toys and start "Pretending" to play smash brothers. ( I must admit I did stuff like this when I was 8)

 

[JJJ.Brawler]

You know when you play smash too much when you....

-Push your friend of a building and yell to him "You must recover!"
-Practice wave dashing through your school hallway
-Every time you see a crate you get scared it might explode
-Every time you see a frying pot you say "NO KIRBY PLEASE DONT USE FINAL SMASH ON ME!"
-Your in a hospital bed and you say "My damage meter! its over 9000!"
-While your in a fight you swing a hard punch at him while saying "Falcon PUNCH!"
-You go up to your friend and say "ill own you noob"
-You go to school every day and tell your friends how many days exactly till brawl comes out- When you try to hit a fly thinking that it is a smash ball

Your turn!

the thing I highlighted - I do that all the time, heck... I do it to my mom.

Oh yeah, and I lol'd really hard at the other ones.

 

[dragonairex]

- go to a party hoping that the party ball will open up.
- keeps a distance from whoever is having steak cause you know where his sweepspot is.

 

[KrystalRules]

- you have your desktop set as your favorite character from melee.

 

[AeryEcho]

Sure, why not?

You learn to tech every time you trip. Handstand and all.

You leave your group of friends to go somewhere, and then explode in bright colors.

When you're out in any sport, you scream "START!" over and over, trying to steal your friend's extra stock.

You hang on a window outside of a building and tell people you're trying to stall.

You have convinced yourself and your chemistry teacher that crates are highly combustible.

You expect items to randomly fall out of thin air.

You watch boxing matches and wonder why they don't get knocked away farther as they take damage.

You expect to be 50 % points heavier after eating a tomato.

You now believe that anything can be more than 100% if you hit it enough.

 

[Cheezball]

You expect items to randomly fall out of thin air.

In response:
- You look up every now and then checking if an item is coming.

 

[gigasteve]

You hold a broom funky, hoping it auto-counters

You think about Peach, not your girlfriend.

 

[Brawler1432]

You know youu smash too much when you make a thread about how you know if you smash too much.

 

[LuiStrokes]

You think about Peach, not your girlfriend.

That's sick >_>

You try to swallow your enemies

You throw needles in a fight

You have your own taunt

 

[Demontree]

um there is a thread about "What would would happen if you are adicted to SSBM" So this may get closed but I guess this is SSBB not SSBM

 

[Axelguy4realz]

when playing a sport you give everyone tiers.

 

[WoapGang]

when playing a sport you give everyone tiers.

OMG i just did that TODAY with the Redskins game....sucks that they lost though. Chris Cooley for GOD TIER

 

[PoJo7467]

lol...i actually tell my friends how many more days it will come out everyday..............35 more days