You and all your mains live together in the same house. What happens?

[Deleted member]

Inspired by a question on askreddit...

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Sounds like a good idea! I'll give it a shot:

If myself and all of my mains moved into one place, it wouldn't end well. Wario's wafts would cause the air to become practically toxic, and Mewtwo's intense personality could flare and thus destroy things in the house in anger. Both Mario and Wario would eat all of the food, which would be highly annoying. Fox and I would try our best to fix the situation, but we'd probably move out soon enough.

 

[Sir Gengar de Èctoplasma]

It would be disastrous: and would eat everything, would constantly cause fires, and would take over the house and I wouldn't even get any sympathy from .

 

[Cardboardtubeknight]

PARTYYYYYYYYY

 

[Doctor Wario]

To be honest I just think wario would fart a lot and eat everything, or destroy the place with his bike. Toon link might break a few pots or something. Other than that, not much is gonna happen.

 

[OOz]

I wouldn't survive the night
Literally

 

[ElectroLightning]

It would suck, Kirby would eat things, Ganondorf would control the house, and everyone else would help fix the situation (Marth and MK).

 

[KirbCider]

King Dedede would probably eat everything in under an hour even if the house just got fully stocked with food. He would also probably expect me to be his servant and act selfish in most, if not all situations. I also imagine him to be very lazy and refuses to help out with cleaning and other various things. All in all, I feel like he would be that one lazy roommate. Just don't be near him when he yawns.


I actually feel like ROB would be very helpful unlike King Dedede, of course... ROB wouldn't be the best to converse with. I'm sure he would be able to understand most things; however I feel like some situations would be a huge hit and miss with him as he might not grasp certain human concepts. I can only imagine what it would be like if a bug began to annoy him... Lasers in the house isn't fun.

I also feel like King Dedede would also try to make him into his own personal Robo-butler.


Zelda would probably be that one roommate that's barely even there all the time to the point you forget she lives with you. She would probably be the only one to keep King Dedede in check (I honestly wouldn't want to try and anger her), but since she's always off doing her own thing he could still get away with a lot of things. Also, I don't think living with a princess will be as fun as it sounds honestly.

 

[Nintendobeats1]

Kirby would eat all the food and Young Link would drink all the milk. Mario and Peach would look out for Bowser Jr.. And Ganondorf and I would watch some movies and popcorn.

 

[LEGOfan12]

For SSB4, I think Pit and Roy would get along. Then again, Pit may not know Japanese...

Bayonetta would just mock Roy's voice and try kill Pit.

 

[Jenna Zant]

If my mains and I all lived together it'd be... weird. The only three people there would be Falco, Roy, and I, and Lucario can talk, but I'm not sure if he counts. Squirtle and Pikachu are just Pokemon, so I don't really even know how they'd interact. Falco would probably be a bit of an ass to Roy, I'd assume.

 

[ELITEWarri0r115]

I find no problem actually. I do hope Ness, Roy, and Shulk teach some moves, and keep wario under control...

 

[LittleMissEevee]

well let's see... If I and them moved together
Samus wouldnt be home much, young link and link would be tossing boomerangs or fighting ganondorf, ganondorf would try to kill me, link and yl, mewtwo might stop the fights though, and lucario would be out training or eating all of my chocolate

 

[SSG SAX GAMER]

Falco would just be flying around, corrin turns into a dragon and destroys everything and Roy sets everything on fire

 

[AZ_Spellbound]

Probably a lot of playing dress up and make up with

 

[SimonBarSinister]

: would most likely spend most of his time outside meditating or something on top of a tall tree, occasionally with being spotted in his vicinity (because of his natural affinity for animals). would also be the most helpful when it comes to working in and around the house. Cut back grasses and other plants with his Metal Blades and Slash Claw, lift heavy objects with Super Arm and other things besides. Just gotta make sure he doesn't accidentally light things on fire, because that would be problematic. , being the cookout specialist of the group, makes use of his fire tomes for grilling, and is usually the only time that comes down from his perch to converse with the others (if at all). And then does his business as a glutton and causes plumbing problems later on (including a level of wafts that equate to chemical warfare). And finally , who can't be by himself in the middle of the night, always muttering to himself and possibly keeping me awake.

 

[FirestormNeos]

Mains throughout the series (and assuming Miis don't count)- Considering the house will now be populated by the galaxies most feared bounty hunter, the third-strongest pokemon in existence, the hero of time, and a purple puffball bad*** knight, my house will either be better protected then the Pentagon, or a warzone that requires the Pentagon's intervention.
Smash 4 mains and secondaries (and assuming Miis don't count)- Overcrowded mess that will most likely turn violent. Not only do we have the King of Evil and the Hero Chosen by the Gods in the same house, but somehow this house contains Ike, Roy, Robin and Lucina all at the same time meaning pesky time travel shenanigans, an ex-soldier whose girlfriend died lives, and whatever the hell Shulk is supposed to be.

 

[ELITEWarri0r115]

whatever the hell Shulk is supposed to be.

Spoiler

Fighter for peace and God destroyer?

That work out?

 

[FamilyTeam]

Well, I'm excluding from the conversation here because... I don't really have a 64 main. I don't even play 64 much.
That leaves , and .
I'm gonna assume I'd almost never see Sheik, and even if I saw her, she'd just tell me not to mess with her. That would leave Mario and Lucie. I assume Mario would hog all the pasta, brag about all his achievements, and if this is anything to go by, he'd be pretty annoying around the house in general.
Lucina would probably be the exact opposite. She'd probably make sure she'd never annoy anybody, she'd be really responsible (and thus would probably get annoyed at the stuff Mario does) and probably the most mature out of the entire house.
And I'd have to spend my entire day resisting to look at Lucina

 

[DarkAuraful]

Let's see here. Based from their home game personalities.

: Living with Lucina as a roommate would actually be pretty kind of nice. She's very strong-willed and determined, so I'd imagine that she will be able to persevere through any problem she has and will be a great motivator whenever you have doubts or worry about the future / destiny. She's also prone to be always serious, and since her bio states she has a dry humor, she wouldn't be much of a person to joke around with. Though I'm sure I can witness some of her childish moments as well. It'd be pretty cool to live with Lucina. XD

: Having Corrin as a roommate would from a healthy relationship too. Going just by her Birthright personality, she'd have a good sense of morality. Given the fact that she was the leader her army, she would take it upon herself to take obligations and responsibilities as the oldest role. She would try to get along and form positive relationships around her. It would show her charisma as she would be able to (assuming in Conquest and Revelations) persuade enemy soldiers to join her side. Corrin as a roommate would be an excellent choice to have.

: I kind of played Street Fighter, but I never actually got to know Ryu. Since he's a World Warrior (iirc), he wouldn't be in the house much. He'd be out somewhere travelling around the world, constantly testing his skills. It wouldn't surprise me if he'd became a world level famous martial arts competitor. Still I have to say, it'd be so hype living with Ryu. I can look up to him, learn some of his moves, and it'd be so cool. But then again, I probably shouldn't get my hopes up if he's not home most of the time. Ryu would be my favorite out of my three mains to live with.

 

[Deleted member]

Everyone except gets along with each other. Whenever tells him to step it up, he gets annoyed and proceeds to side , only to miss the speedy blue hedgehog. becomes furious before I tell him to calm down.

While keeping my mind off of 's misbehavior, I hang out with and speak to four of gaming's greatest swordsmen.

 

[FallenHero]

Me and Marth would have trouble speaking to each other because I don't speak Japanese, but Ryu would be able to translate for us, though he might not ever be home because he always just wants to go train in the mountains for weeks or something like that. The lack of communication between us and Ryu's never being around or having job would be kind of chaotic.

 

[Tino]

With Rosalina around, my place would be filled with Lumas and Cloud would just sit on the floor back against the wall and probably thinking about Aerith. I would try to tell him something while he replies "not interested"

 

[FirestormNeos]

Spoiler

Fighter for peace and God destroyer?

That work out?

That's what I was getting at, yes.

 

[Kaprica]

and would probably be off saving the world while and tear my house to smithereens. If chooses to stay, even for a short while, he might prove to be good company. I could learn about Hyrule or whatever cool things they do over there, or convince him to take me on an adventure. And will probably be the most pleasant to live with, because she might stay and try to help with the chores here and there. And she might stay long enough for me to eventually become a master swordsman.

 

[Sean²]

- The perfect pet. Obedient, loyal, never craps in the house. But you can tell he's kind of a **** by the way he looks at you. Brings live ducks home sometimes.
- Blasts Linkin Park from his bedroom all day and generally brings the mood down when he comes around. Sarcastic **** at times. Triggered by anything that reminds him of Aerith. Can never tell if he uses gratuitous hair gel or just doesn't bathe.

(I don't main a lot of characters so here are some secondaries for fun)

- Eats all my food and just pretends he can't understand English when I call him out on it. One of those guys that is always in an annoyingly good mood. Gets out of driving places because all he has is that stupid star.
- Eats EVERYONE's food and does it openly because he's bigger than everyone. Room is trashed, has a bit of a stalker-ish vibe, brings girls home against their will. Doesn't pay rent. Reported to landlord multiple times but he's scared of him too. The epitome of a roommate from hell.
-That whiney guy who leaves passive-aggressive notes all over the place to avoid confrontation. Drops hints rather than saying what he means. Constantly threatens to move out if things don't change but never does and continues to let himself get walked on.


*Note to self: never advertise on Craigslist again.

 

[WIZRADisRAD]

It would be weird and loud
would probably be the ones that get stuff and be treated like servants.
Goody two shoes follows any rules that are set but still loud af
Would most likely be gone for work and everyone would be bummy and ask her for cash
(Muh Waifu) sets rules and most likley boss of house when samus is gone
would eat all the food
"Cool Guy" opposite of pit
Oh wait never mind all that other stuff (Kills everyone)

 

[Cool Trainer Ace]

Cloud would keep denting and scraping the walls because he can't put his sword in storage for a little bit (I told you to PUT THAT THING AWAY!), Villager would probably be my interior designer and do most of the work around the house (House looks great buddy!), Robin (Male) and I would discuss tactics and logical things (Even though he's always three steps ahead of me), Rosalina would be out of the house a lot, but would bring back lots of neat souvenirs from space, and me and Corrin (Female) would hang out on the couch. (I haven't played FE: Fates yet...)

Just now realizing how chill it would actually be if my mains moved in... Sorry those of you who main Kirby, Dedede, or other characters who eat a ton.

 

[Sari]

Wario would eat everything, but thankfully I'd have free healthcare and plumbing.

 

[ZafKiel]

Training mode in bed

Oh, I'd go jogging with Cloud.

 

[Cyn]

I'd get mad that I keep stepping on needles in my carpet.

*shakes fist at Sheik*

 

[MajoraLink100]

and would probably break some pots...I guess I could learn more about Hyrule and New Hyrule

 

[MewtwoUprising]

3 of them won't even talk two of the three will just waltz in without a need for a key or disabling the security system then they'd get in a fight with the third guy and the psychic would just send everything into oblivion because he's in that powerful of a state of mind. Maybe the ghost cat will keep him in check though.

 

[Lord Dio]

Cloud is constantly being mistaken for Link by Ganondorf, thus the two usually fight a lot. When not fighting, Cloud and I hang out while Ganon hits on Palutena since she's a beautiful goddess and he's a king. She usually rejects him though, but he doesn't care (he often brings her Yoshis that he caught hunting in Kokiri Forest as presents).

 

[A Very Nice Dishwasher]

: Would eat all of my food. Then possibly eat me.
: Would either take over the whole house or burn it down.
: Might kill me in my sleep. Or sell all of my furniture. Or both.
: Would leave banana peels all over my house.
: Would destroy all of my floors by somehow pulling vegetables out of them.
: Not sure what he would do, but I would probably be dead and my house would be in ruins anyway, so it wouldn't matter.

Conclusion: I am screwed.

 

[Mega-Spider]

would probably be in a special lab to test out some more hidden tech he hasn't discovered yet. He also enjoys to watch any media with technology in it. Megs is quite the big Iron Man fan, let me tell ya.

likes to get up at the middle of the night to eat all the food in my house. After a while, I had to make an entire separate grocery list just for Kirby. He also loves to watch cartoons. Any kind, really. Kirby doesn't understand what's going on, but he enjoys it anyway. :3

 

[Matt11111]

and spend their free time gardening. plucks a bomb out of the ground by accident and chucks it across the street, while panics and leaves to go bowling.
... just spends a lot of time sailing.
eats a ton of bananas and is always bouncing off the walls.
and jump around and get their heads stuck in the ceiling all the time.
Moar coming soon

 

[MajinBuu272]

yoshi would give off an endless supply of fresh eggs, ness could start a fire to cook said eggs, snake offers protection to the group with his professional training, mewtwo could help us make some money with his psychic powers, cloud could chop lumber for the fire with his sword, villager could grow and cut down the trees for cloud to chop up, ganon tries to fight for power & leadership over the group, pikachu is the pet, and ivysaur is for decoration, its a perfect survival team, but in a house... i dont see things going nearly as smoothly...

 

[RagnorokX]

I would either need to learn japanese because roy and marth are the only talking roommates, or mewtwo would create pyschic communication for all of us. Mewtwo would probably ignore us most of the time and bring unwanted solicitors in the form of government agents looking for us. Roy and Marth would probably be doing... something. Hopefully not burning my house down.

 

[Egghead]

would try to force me to do exercise but wouldn't be able to get me because he can't grab me.

I sometimes bust out my that I aerial space with when playing for glory against soooo,
would dwell in the past and rolls around in his sleep, until he falls off and never gets back on again.

Edit: When I first got ssb4, my main was.
would ask why was almost as heavy as him.