This thread is coming from the heart. I'm making it because I hate pokemon with such a burning passion, that I thought they deserved a thread putting them down. By the way, this is constructive criticism, I should not be ridiculed by pokemon fans for writing this. These are just a couple of reasons I hate pokemon.
First of all, this series clearly puts aside the christian belief that God created everything in its present state. Things don't just evolve! It's not natural! I mean sure, it's a cartoon... but seriously... Seeing as how America primarily has christian beliefs, alot of people from America still like pokemon!!.... WHAT THE HELL!!!
Second of all, Ash Ketchum... until just recently I didn't get the whole "ketchum" all, Ash "Ketchum" thing. The moment I recognized the similarities between the two phrases I paniced. It's like the two gay combination of words just made a baby that was even gayer!!!
It's not just about the whole Ketchum thing either, it's just the gayness of the character in general. Of course he's not going to be in brawl, but it's still terrible to have a character in a cartoon that makes the whole cartoon gay by hiself.
Third and lastly, why do the pokemon constantly use their name OVER and OVER again when they ATTACK, when they TALK, I wouldn't even be surprised if they moaned their name while having SEXUAL INTERCOURSE! Why, oh why do they have to use their names constantly? PIKACHU! PIKACHU!!! PIKKAKAACUCCHCUCHCUCHCUCHUCHUCHU!!!!!! THUNDERBOLT DAMIT!
Feel free to either agree or disagree with my CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM of the pokemon series. Maybe this thread will knock some sense into those hipocritical christians.