Would You Rather?

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

Get to the choppa

Would you rather sit on a pencil or put your head in a toilet fool of S#/++

Why do you associate everything in this game with feces?

Sit on a pencil, because you didn't specify whether it was sticking upward or not.

Would you rather die of heat or cold?

 

[~N9NE~]

Die of cold. Sweating sucks.

Would you rather eat yourself to death or starve to death?

 

[By-Tor]

I'd sit on the pencil, you never said how fast

would you rather have tourretes syndrome and say fu<& all the time or "blowdonkey"

 

[PSIQuasi]

Say F&*$ all the time.

Would you rather stomp on anthropomorphic turtles, mushromms, get high, and always self c*^%-b%&$# yourself from a princess, or become an overpowered anthropomorphic turtle with an army of ghosts, smaller turtles, bombs, and mushrooms, and always lose to a fat plumber in an attempt to score the princess?

 

[mars16]

The second one,

Would you rather be very rich and have no friends and is band from Krogers or be rich and have friends that banged your sex partner and robbed you every time you bought something new

 

[By-Tor]

the 1st one

would you rather sing off key in a performance or fart loudly in class? (think wario)

 

[PSIQuasi]

Fart Loudly in Class.

Would you rather Turn giant and fight castles, or have two Italian people who can help you reach superhuman feats of strength, dexterity, endurance, and regulate your bodily functions?

 

[Llumys]

Uhm.

Assuming I deciphered that correctly, I'd choose the second option.

 

[PSIQuasi]

There is no question to choose from, so no comment.

Would you rather have my next questions be related to Mario or have them be about random things? (From now on)

 

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

Random things; make them interesting.

Would you rather be in Medieval Europe or Bronze Age Europe?

 

[PSIQuasi]

Medieval Europe

Would you rather have all of the cake in the world replaced by pie, or all the turnips become giant glue sticks?

 

[smashfan666]

ya, the second one.

would you rather...

get stuck at summer camp cleaning the communal washroom?

Spoiler

with your tongue, lol

or...

dip a sandwich in your bath water and eat it?

 

[PSIQuasi]

well...... the first one

Would you rather have my options be in separate spaces, or in seperate spaces?

 

[MarthBeast]

i would like for you not to be stupid

Agree or disagree
(ps PSIQuasi is not allowed to respond)

 

[PSIQuasi]

*Opens Mouth*

*Close*

 

[Airwalkerr]

Agree.

Would you rather tape your eyes open and watch Water World with Kevin Costner 13 times in a row,
or
Become a motivational speaker with no toes who only gives speeches to transvestites?

Things to consider: the lack of toes throw you off balance, making you easy prey. Water World is almost as terrible as getting ***** by transvestites, but the ****** only happens one time before your allowed to equip protection.

 

[PSIQuasi]

Would you rather

Live in a filthy, port-a-potty for a month

or

be stuck in a gray square room, a bed, and an endless loop of corny, and tasteless internet memes for a year?

 

[UberMario]

Latter, but only if there're pancakes.

Would you rather crush a coconut using your game systems or stay away from all restrooms for three days?

 

[smashfan666]

the last one, because the first one is a waste of a Wii...

would you rather...

eat a mirror?

or...

get the Paranoia Soul... and then eat a mirror?

 

[UberMario]

The former if I can add salt.

Would you rather . . .

Run around in a circle in public while yelling "TURKEY" really fast or stick an ice cube into the back of a policeman's shirt?

 

[smashfan666]

the first one, i've been looking for an excuse to say turkey really fast.

would you rather...

pour lots of ketchup on your computer after doing the squeaky pants dance?

or

refuse to get off the ceiling and then say "parakeet"

Spoiler

take a guess what both of those are from?

 

[Yoshi]

I don't get if those are inside jokes to something, or just weird... but I'd go with the second.

Would you rather...

play a rock band endless set-list fully

or

play COD MW2 online until you unlock all online achievements / trophies

 

[MarthBeast]

rockband

GH or RB

 

[Phantom7]

It depends on which game exactly, but assuming it's GH5 vs RB2, I'm going with RB.

Would you rather:

Be a one-armed man hanging from a cliff or

A man with no legs swimming out of a deadly current?

 

[Rukako]

Oh jeeze. I'd be hanging from a cliff, hanging onto dear life until rescue came. O O;;

Would you rather cosplay while playing a dare game, or be playing a dare game, inside a video game?

 

[Elucifur]

It depends on who I'm cosplaying as and what video game it is. But assuming I get to cosplay as either trainer Red or trainer Gold, I'd do the former.

Pansexual or bisexual?

 

[PSIQuasi]

uhh......idk what pansexual is?

Would you rather

Be trapped in isolation for the rest of your life in a gray, box room

or

Stay stranded on a small island, by yourself, with one coconut tree for the rest of your life?

 

[smashfan666]

Stay stranded on a small island by myself with one coconut tree for the rest of my life, at least then i'd have something to eat besides the walls...

would you rather...

Have burning incense sticks stuck up your nose?

or...

Listen to the Lucky Star theme for the rest of your life?

 

[StinkomanFan]

Lucky star, No contest

Would you rather....
have Superman be a jerk to you for the rest of your life?

or...

Die the slowest and most painful death imaginable?

 

[Jonkku]

The latter, because the truly slowest and most painful way to die is to live a full life.

Would you like green eggs and ham...
here?

or...

there?

 

[The Dinkoman]

There.

Would you rather...

Do nothing at all, like absolutely nothing, or have a day of chores?

 

[GunmasterLombardi]

There.

Would you rather...

Do nothing at all, like absolutely nothing, or have a day of chores?

Do nothing. Gives me more time to think about my story.

Would you rather...

Stuff fire ants down your pants or break a copy of Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2?

 

[Jonkku]

Heck, I would do both if I had to, CoD MW2 is an overrated piece of feces.

Would you rather...
Believe in a god/gods (or The God, if Christianity is your choice)
or...
Become a god yourself (Not The god, just "a") and have people believe in your excistence or else you'd disappear.

 

[Elucifur]

Become a god. People can still believe in me if they just blame all of their troubles on me.

Would you rather... "pitch" or "catch"? idk ok

 

[UberMario]

Catch, because you're less likely to be hit by a ricocheting projectile.

Would you rather . . . .

be Bowser when Mario knocks the axe into the bridge you're standing on?

OR

kill Bowser but die because you ran out of time to kiss the princess?

 

[justaway12]

be Bowser when Mario knocks the axe into the bridge you're standing on?

He survives, so...yeah

Would you rather find that your princess is in another castle or be forced to "HEY! LISTEN!"

 

[UberMario]

The former, because she and her cousin are annoyingly voiced in the sports games featuring my brother in green and I.

Would you rather be one of the Toads that constantly gets kidnapped in NSMBWii or find that your princess is in an eaten castle?

 

[Elucifur]

Be one of the Toads because they're so cute. Plus if I'm constantly kidnapped, that must mean I'm important somehow.

Would you rather watch New Moon or listen to Miley Cyrus?

 

[DMG]

Listen to Miley While Watching New Moon.

Seriously though I would watch New Moon, remove all the sound from the movie, replace it with some FF music/something epic.

Would you rather choose to catch a Squirrel with your bare hands, or catch a Fish moving up a Waterfall with your bare hands?

 

[SoldierRift]

Miley cyrus, I can just pick her shortest song...

New moon is just so gay.... and its like 2 hours long.... (sorry new moon fans nothing againest you just the series.)

Would rather hang out with me or eat a cookie

PICK ME!!!!!!!!