Would You Rather?

[MarthBeast]

sing

ti or tip

 

[A1lion835]

tip.

Say "embargo" or play yourself in smash (hint: embargo spelled backwards is "O grab me")?

 

[mimic_king]

say embargo, but I'll be careful about who I say it to.

parmesan or oregano

 

[MarthBeast]

first one

city or my black dahlia (hollywood undead)

 

[A1lion835]

City.

GX or 5D's?

 

[Zook]

GX.

Rub your testicles against a porcupine, or drink a slushy made of pureed gorilla balls?

 

[mimic_king]

first one. you see, this is how would you rather should be.

Which would you rather have shoved up your ***?

Big flaming piece of wood

or

a sword

 

[DemonFart]

....hmm......erm....someone else answer please.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Well the fire would extinguish pretty quickly, so I'll go with wood.

You're at a concert, and your tickets are...
right in front, next to the subwoofers, and you go deaf afterward (100% totally deaf)
or
in row ZZZ seat no. 199, behind two huge, loud, smelly guys so you can't see or hear the concert

 

[MarthBeast]

first

metro station or all time low

 

[SoldierRift]

agggggh metro station



Would rather listen to SLAYER or Listen to the naked brothers band (god they suck)

 

[Lemonwater]

SLAYER's a cooler name, so I'd rather listen to that I guess...

Would you rather eat a burning battery or take a sip of molten slag?

 

[mimic_king]

molten slag

listen to blackout band or kill yourself

 

[MarthBeast]

i am not sure

this love or this hate

 

[Lemonwater]

This hate

Would you rather sleep with a really old lady or a five year old girl? XD

 

[SoldierRift]

SLAYER's a cooler name, so I'd rather listen to that I guess...

Would you rather eat a burning battery or take a sip of molten slag?

Slayers a satanic band you just screwed your life

I would rather sleep with a five year old girl (at least you don't have to have realationships with them phew)

Would you rather destroy all your video games or get shot in the toe and your chest and survive and feel that pain for the rest of your life or listen to slipknot or eat a nice delicious cherry pie while listening to the song sweet cherry pie (the pie's has japenease blowfish poison)

 

[PrepareYourself]

Slayers a satanic band you just screwed your life

I would rather sleep with a five year old girl (at least you don't have to have realationships with them phew)

Would you rather destroy all your video games or get shot in the toe and your chest and survive and feel that pain for the rest of your life or listen to slipknot or eat a nice delicious cherry pie while listening to the song sweet cherry pie (the pie's has japenease blowfish poison)

Listen to Slipknot. I haven't heard anything by Slipknot, but I can control volume if it sucks, right?

Write an Essay or be forced to drink 3 shot glasses worth of vomit?

 

[SoldierRift]

Listen to Slipknot. I haven't heard anything by Slipknot, but I can control volume if it sucks, right?

Write an Essay or be forced to drink 3 shot glasses worth of vomit?

Slipknot is awesome so you don't need to turn down the volume.

Write an essay (too easy)

would you rather watch sesame street for 24/7 for a week or stay in a forest with dangeroues animals for 1 day

 

[PrepareYourself]

Dangerous forest. It'll help me get tough.
Although watching all that Sesame Street might make be tough too.

Turn-based or real-time battle system?

 

[Zook]

Turn based, of course. Strategy ftw.

Would you rather have some superwhite kid following you around all day, whispering 'OVER 9000!!' in your ear whenever someone gets ready to say a number, or have sex with a mechanical pencil sharpener?

Hiemie.

 

[SoldierRift]

The first one ( i can knock that kid out right and tape his mouth)

Would you rather have a broken ipod or have the worst day of your life

 

[Skrah]

Broken ipod

Would you rather please me or please a really fat lady?

 

[SoldierRift]

Dangerous forest. It'll help me get tough.
Although watching all that Sesame Street might make be tough too.

Turn-based or real-time battle system?

Turn based (real time battle system becomes annoying after a while)

Would rather be tortured for forthy days or spend the rest of your life in one of stephen kings books

 

[MarthBeast]

neither

me get out of more questions or go on qwests

 

[PrepareYourself]

Qwests

Peanut butter and raisin covered Slim Jim or sour gummy worm covered in chocolate syrup?

 

[A1lion835]

Sour gummy worm in chocolate syrup.

Prepare me or prepare yourself?

 

[Zook]

Prepare yourself! ...Waaaait...

Eat a dozen egg shells or shave all of your bodily hair (including head hair) with a rusty Gilette?

 

[A1lion835]

Egg shells.

Hard-boiled eggs or scrambled?

 

[mimic_king]

eat a dozen egg shells.

go on a supersize me diet or a subway diet

 

[A1lion835]

Subway.

To be ninja'd or not to be ninja'd?

 

[PrepareYourself]

Be ninja'd. I can brag if I live.

Cough up a toad or cough up two tennis balls?

 

[Zook]

Be ninja'd. Wishes do come true!

Amd I'd say cough up tennis balls. Less chance of a nasty accident happening.

Pass a kidney stone the size of a tennis ball or have your arms run over by a car?

 

[ndayday]

Hands run over by a car. At least I wouldn't die.

Loose all your fingers or dislocate all dislocatable joints? =O

 

[A1lion835]

Dislocate. I can get them fixed. And if I had no fingers, how would I smash? My toes?

Hard-boiled eggs or scrambled?

 

[Zook]

Scrambled. Both are good, but I had hard boiled eggs this morning.

Die by eating too much or from starvation?

 

[A1lion835]

Eating too much.

Be too slow or have to step it up?

 

[PrepareYourself]

Step it up.

Be a noob troll or a pro troll?

 

[A1lion835]

Pro.

Premium member here or win the AiB ladder?

 

[PrepareYourself]

AiB ladder I guess.

Have no girlfriend or too many girlfriends you'll eventually have to turn down?

 

[A1lion835]

Too many.

Be hot or be one of the best smashers ever?