Would You Rather?

[MPH Deku]

In the groin. It's not instantly fatal to lose your nuts. =/

Would you rather be
a pirate
or
a ninja?

 

[Kinzer]

If you saw the thread that got closed by CK for whatever reason (you know he really could've just moved it to the forum games ) I am a pirate-ninja.

Person below me, would you rather use Alkaline batteries...

OR

Energizer?

 

[M@v]

energizer and akalines are one in the same.


would you rather drive or fly 5 hours?

 

[Kinzer]

Fly, I sometimes get semi-claustrophobic if there are a lot of people in one car.

Person below me, would you rather...

find out what makes hotdogs (assuming you don't already know)

OR

Eat garlic in hopes of turning into *insert your name here* man/woman?

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Eat garlic, I already know what makes hotdogs :/

or

?

 

[Frown]

Dedede > Ed. Sorry.

Would you rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in your ear

or

eat the rotten as*hole of a roadkilled skunk and down it with beer?

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Roadkill skunk. (none taken BTW, it's for my...)
Would you rather:

Question my authority.
Or
Point at your neighbor.

 

[Deleted member]

Question your autority, cause you have nun.

Would rather get sympathy from me or a piece of bread?

 

[JustNoOne]

Bread > Sympathy

Would you rather have a vending machine in your room giving you free hot chocolate or have hot chocolate coming out of your nose anytime you want to?

 

[Deleted member]

Vending machine. Nose sounds it would hurt

Would you rather duel in a childrens card game or LET IT RIP?!?!??!?

 

[MPH Deku]

Duel in a childrens card game. More controllable.

Similarly, would you rather
fight with a bunch of dinosaurs
or
have a BAKUGAN BRAWL!

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

BAKUGAN BRAWL, followed by a HAAAAAAADOUKEN!
Would you rather:

Be trolled by Hippochinfat!!
Or
Debate with Znintendotaku.

 

[Kinzer]

Trolled, I am okay on debate, but I don't really care about issues as much as I like to correct people when I am sure of it...wait a minute, that's the same thing as debate!!!

Would you rather...

try and get both of your legs to touch the back of your neck

OR

get flattened by a sumo-wrestler?

 

[fired nunjaz]

rather lose my legs then die lol




would you rather smash the disc of brawl or get dicapitated by links sword

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Smash the disc of Brawl. I can buy another one.

Would you rather only be able to whistle, or only be able to squeak?

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Squeak, I could summon the Squeak Squad, and I don't want to accidentally offend those of the opposite gender when trying to communicate.

=^v^= or :/

 

[Deleted member]

:/

Would you rather have Drake or Josh?

 

[IWontGetOverTheDam]

That Drake is a sexy beast,


Brendon or Brandon.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Brandon.

Would you rather

Eat a cake

or

DIE?

 

[Frown]

I would die, since there's probably mint chocolate in that cake and I don't like mint chocolate.

Would you rather grab your stuff

or

just bring your sword?

 

[F1r3w0lf]

My sword is enough.

Fight Chuck Norris
or
be on fire forever.

 

[A1lion835]

Fight Chuck Norris. In Smash Bros.

Eat a cherry banana coconut vanilla blueberry strawberry raspberry chocolate pie.

or

Have your face stuck in a cherry banana coconut vanilla blueberry strawberry raspberry chocolate pie for 5 hours in a row (you don't suffocate).

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Pie is delicious, lungs collapsing, not so much.

Play Spore
or
Play MGS4

 

[Charizard92]

MGS4

64, Melee, or Brawl?

 

[Meta Jr]

64.

Would you rather eat a potato chip, or a cracker.

 

[Deleted member]

potato chip

A punch from Captain Falcon or a Kick from Chuck Norris

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Chuck Norris, his kicks don't destroy galaxies.

Watch Nickelodeon
or
Cartoon Network

 

[Deleted member]

Nick. Drake and Josh FTW.

Would you rather have Ash as the main character of pokemon or Gary?

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Gary FTW.

Would you rather eat cake flavored pies or a cake made of pies?

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Cake flavored pie

Final Fantasy VII
or
Infinite Undiscovery

 

[Deleted member]

Infinite Undiscovery. It's NOT overrated.

Would you rather make me do a choice between something smart or something fun?

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Something smart.

Would you rather worship Longcat or Tacgnol?

 

[LegionBrawler]

No idea who they are but Longcat sounds better so longcat?

Would you rather fall out of your desk chair break your spine with gay porn on loop and dieing from starvation

Or

Be torchered for a week

 

[fired nunjaz]

either way you are tourchered so a weeks worth of tourture








would you rather? Die or feel the pain of the fired nunjaz army lololololololololololol!!!! (my evil laugh)

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Considering the Nunjaz are just a clan of n00bz, ill take them.

Read a book
or
Do a math problem

 

[Deleted member]

read a book. it might be good

Would you rather use Squirtle or Bowser considering there both turtles?

 

[WoapGang]

Bowser is cuter


Would you rather Have school 3 days a week but no Summer?

Or the way it is now?

 

[F1r3w0lf]

The way it is now.

play classical guitar
or
play rock piano

 

[LegionBrawler]

Classical guitar

Would you rather swim in a boiling pot of snot or a sewage storage container

 

[Frown]

A sewge container, since I'd probably survive.

Would you rather cut a finger off and eat it

or

be in prison for a year?