Would You Rather?

[Golem the Stern Father]

I don't have to answer this one

Spoiler

Fail Army

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Water or milk?

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Milk! Water is too boring.

Paper or Plastic?

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Paper, we're running out of trees!

Tower or castle?

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Tower (duh).

Cake or Ice cream?

 

[Darkslash]

Niether. Ice cream cake

Would you
Fight 4 Darknuts

OR

Fight 4 iron Knuckle

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Darknut, a quicker death?

This pizza or that pizza.

 

[Darkslash]

Darknut, a quicker death?

This pizza or that pizza.

I changed it....But i'll take the Japanese's one

The new one is

Would you fight 4 Darknuts

or

4 Iron Knuckles...ohh well

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Four Iron Knuckles, they are in a Zelda game where you can use Nayru's Love to protect yourself against them.

Farore's Wind or Din's Fire?

 

[IWontGetOverTheDam]

Din's Fire. Wind is for Cowards.

Split timeline theory or consecutive?

 

[derek.haines]

Split timeline theory, it's just...the truth.

Would you rather orgasm once every 10 years, or once every ten seconds?

(Yup. I had to go there.)

 

[IWontGetOverTheDam]

Uhhhh.......... I.... Can't make that choice. How about every ten minutes? Or, alternatively, would the every ten year one be any different from a regular one?

Brownies or fudge?

 

[derek.haines]

Brownies, warm ones preferably. Mmmmm....

American Comics or Japanese Comics?

 

[IWontGetOverTheDam]

Well, American comics have Batman, but Japanese comics have Death Note (I was a fan when it first came out, not when it got popular)...

I'll go with American, just because manga has brought us hentai and other terrible things, like Naruto.

 

[Iron Thorn]

Oatmeal or grits?

 

[TehBo49]

Oatmeal.

Would you rather have sex once & die an early death or live out your normal lifespan as a virgin?

 

[IWontGetOverTheDam]

That second one.

Zelda or Mario?

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Kirby.

CD-I Link or CD-I Mario

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

CD-I Link.

PINGAS or SHOOP DA WHOOP

 

[TehBo49]

Shoop da Whoop.

McDonalds or Burger King?

 

[IWontGetOverTheDam]

Mac.

Fruit Loops or Apple Jacks?

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Fruity goodness.

20th century cartoons or 21st century cartoons?

 

[Frown]

20th century. It's going downhill right now.

Would you rather die

or

have every person on Nauru die? (13 200 people)

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Myself. I'm not going to be responsible for 13,200 others...
Would you rather:

Mingle
or
Tingle

 

[M@v]

Mingle.


Shaken or Stirred?

 

[IWontGetOverTheDam]

Shaken.

Walter or Perry?

 

[M@v]

Walter

Buffalo or BBQ? (sauces)

 

[Iron Thorn]

Garlic sauce FTW. But BBQ because last time I smelled buffalo wings they made my nostrils BURN.

Papa John's or Pizza Hut?

 

[M@v]

Pizza Hut by leaps and bounds.


Disney or Universal?

 

[IWontGetOverTheDam]

Disney.

Wind Waker or Twilight Princess?

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Twilight Princess.

Phat or Fat?

 

[MPH Deku]

PHAT, YO.

Mario or Luigi?

(Just the SOUND of them makes me queasy!)

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Mario, since no one pays attention to Luigi. (reference?)

Burnt biscuits or insect-covered pizza?

 

[Frown]

Mario or Luigi?

(Just the SOUND of them makes me queasy!)

Gotta love that song.

Mario, since no one pays attention to Luigi. (reference?)

Burnt biscuits or insect-covered pizza?

Burned biscuits. I have that every time my mother attempts to bake.

Would you rather pour salt in your eyes or swallow a piece of glass?

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Pour salt in my eyes.

Would you rather eat a live boar or break both your legs by having someone drive over them repeatedly?

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Break my legs, I could get robotic ones, but I can't repair the damage from my insided by eating a live boar.
Would you rather:

Appear as a character in a cartoon show.
Or
Appear on the O'Riley Factor.

 

[IWontGetOverTheDam]

Cartoon show, mos' def.

Blur or Oasis?

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Blur.

Bottoms-up or throw-up?

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Throw-up.

Would you rather Have a bad case of gas during a date or at a funeral?

 

[Iron Thorn]

Date. He wasn't the one anyway.

Would you rather go to a funeral or a church service where they rip on your religious beliefs?

 

[Raging-Banebou]

I'd simply go to a church service. I get weepy when I go to funerals, so don't rub it in...

Would You Rather...

Smash your bike into a port-o-john?

OR...

Set off a cherry bomb in a box o' fireworks?

Kwik-E-Note: For added fun in the second choice, put the box in a fireworks factory! :D