Would You Rather?

[PsiFlameMaster]

id get the wedgie, cuz then i could just beat up the guy who did it and take all his money.


WYR

jump out of an airplane and when you pull the string 4 ur parachute only to find an anvil in your pack

OR

be in a sub 2 miles under water and jump out for a dive only to remeber just as the doors slam behind you that you aren't in that super strong deep sea suit so you drown and get squished from pressure at the same time?

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

#2 under water deaths are more plesen't at the end. u basically get what u wanted at that time

WYR
take a trip on the Bang Bus
or
Take a trip on Grimtooth's 'Doom Coaster'

 

[SabreAnt]

Doom Coaster. Sounds pseudo exciting.

WYR: Discover Prince Charles going through you underwear (wearing tights)

OR

Have Prince Charles discover you rummaging through HIS underwear

 

[Bahamut]

Prince Charles going through MY underwear. That way I can bring him up on charges for breaking and entering, and throw his butt in jail.

WYR (think Matrix)

take the RED pill (the one that releases you)
or
take the BLUE pill (you stay in the Matrix)

Keeping in mind that you would no longer be in contact with your family, friends, significant other, etc. if you left.

 

[Doomanite_X]

Take the blue pill, I live a fake and happy life, a happy life that's fake, who cares. Better then having a deppressing and real life, a depressing life that's real (when you don't want it to be). When you look at the fake life compared to the real one, the fake one won't seem too bad. Time to count your blessings!

WYR have

a transformer, which can transform anything

or

a time machine?

 

[Bahamut]

The transformer, so i could turn my leftover broccoli into a time machine, then have both! WOO-HOO!

Plus it'd solve my money problems.

Would you rather:

have Richard Simmons as a roommate
or
Roseanne as a roommate

 

[SabreAnt]

Roseanne, you're likely to get ***** in your sleep anyway, so it may as well be by a semi-female.

WYR
Inadvertantly destroy the lives of all your friends and family..

OR

Be responsible for the death of the one closest to you by mistake. (keep in mind that the closest to you suffers regardless of you choice)

 

[Zootematix]

The latter.

Would you rather....

Have a bazillion pop-ups per page on SWF

or

no SWF ?

 

[Bahamut]

SWF. Gideon's gotta keep this place running SOMEHOW.

If you knew in advance if you/your wife would die when you gave birth to the baby you were going to have, would you rather:

Have the baby and die,
OR
Abort the baby

 

[SabreAnt]

Either option is heartbreaking. ^

Baby and die. I believe in not submitting my thoughts on why.

WYR:
Have to sing the national anthem in the nude at the Grand Final Football Match. Then paid a small token sum.

OR

Streak at the very same match, be caught, charged and fined for indecent exposure. Fine is something like $500AU or roughly $250A for Americans..

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

id sing the anthem, cuz at least then i would get a small token sum instead of being fined tons of money.


Would you rather:

eat magic beans so you can have magic farts with magical properties like you can fly on them or throw them at your enemies so they suffocate from them

OR

eat stinky cheese so you get sick and can do stuff like vomit on ppl who are your enemies or snease so hard that you fly into the air?

Tic sez: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!11one FART!! OMGFUX!! VOMIT!!!! YOU PWN ME!!!! Warned.

 

[Ticadrius]

That is the most ******** question in the history of this topic. Congratulations.

My answer is the beans, but I'd just throw them at people and kill them.

Would you rather

Stick a toothpick under your big toenail and kick a wall as hard as you can

or

Put your mouth around the curb and have your best friend kick your lower jaw as hard as he can?

 

[Bahamut]

The toothpick. I don't kick hard, and I wouldn't have to do it in public.

Would you rather:

Have a woman/man who is good-looking in public, and nasty when you are alone,
OR
Good looking alone, disgusting in public

KEEPING IN MIND that the mere SIGHT of this person's ugliness induces involuntary gagging reactions upon eye contact, no matter how brief.

 

[Doomanite_X]

Alone, I have these indeed very good masks for public stuff.

WYR:

have blue cheese with milky sandwiches
or
lumpy sparkling water with sticky beans mashed into brocoli.

 

[Metroid Killer]

Since brocoli can be fatal(ever seen simpson) I choose the god awful blue cheese.... eww

Would you rather:

Live in a barrel for 24 hours(can only walk, you wont be able to move your arms

or be chained to a bed for 12 hours.

 

[Bahamut]

Chained to the bed. Heck, I can sleep for 13 hours anyway. No biggie.

Would you rather:

Go Trick-or-Treating on Halloween
OR
Hide in the bushes and scare the kids away with a water hose

 

[Osco316]

Tough choice, since I love candy. But I'll have to go with spraying those kids with the water hose.

Would You Rather:

Be hit in the head with a guitar repeatedly (full force)

OR

Box with Mike Tyson (he can bite your ear if he wants to)

 

[DracaDragon]

Box with Mike Tyson, maybe he wouldn't hit me in the same place every time....then maybe i could live! I'm sure the guitar would kill me (Bahamut3585 wouldn't want that)

Would you rather:

Drink a whole bottle of Listerine

OR

Have a bumper stick stuck on your head and have someone slowly pull it off

 

[Bahamut]

I'll take the bottle of Listerine, thanks. It's got alcohol in it anyway. And I've had the bumper sticker thing happen to me. You have no idea how painful that is.

Would you rather:

Run out of toilet paper in a restaurant bathroom, and the restaurant has no more toilet paper OR napkins

Or

Have the like be so long to the bathroom that you KNOW you wont make it.



P.s. Bahamut and Draca's 3 yr anniversary today!

 

[Doomanite_X]

The Line, I know I won't so I won't wait, I hate restruant bathrooms, they have so poor quality.

WYR
succesfully make your right ear touch your back.
or
successfully kick your ankle on the leg you're kicking with.

 

[Titanium-FiRe]

kick my leg on hhe ankle with the same leg. it's better to break ur ankle then ur neck

would you rather:
1. Tell your parents every single one of your secrets
or
2. go hug your math teacher passionately during class without any reason at all.

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

id hug my math teacher cuz no one wants to tell all of their secrets and my math teacher is a nice one anyway, and id probably get laughed at but after a while everyone will forget.

Would you rather:


get stuck in a yoga position so complicated that you look like a ball of yarn

OR

have ppl throw huge sharp rocks at u?

 

[Osco316]

The rocks, I would probably die after a little bit and I would hate to be stuck in that kind of position.

WYR

Use sandpaper (the roughest kind) as toilet paper

OR

Throw your hand into a bandsaw (so it gets cut off)

 

[Bahamut]

Sandpaper. You can still be gentle, and it won't cause too much permanent damage.

Would you rather:

Be on the cover of Time magazine, so that your face is known around the civilized world
OR
Be on the cover of Cosmopolitan, so that your face (body?) is known around the female world.

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

i'd be on the cover of Time, cuz im too sleepy to give my pic to Cosmopolitan or whatever its called.

Would you rather...


have a cat for a pet

OR

have a dog for a pet

 

[paperboy]

A dog, because I have one!

Would you rather:

Have a hernia

OR

Catch AIDS

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

definatly a hernia, cuz they only hurt for a while and your not likely to die from it.



Would you rather...


drink 3 gallons of water, run to the restroom, and find that your zipper is stuck and it takes u 30 minutes to open it, by which time you have already wet your pants, then have to go to school with those pants on and have them wet there 4 everyone to see and the smell there all day

OR


have a realy bad cold and sneeze so hard that a huge glob of snot comes out all over your shirt every 30 minutes and have to go through a day at school like that

 

[Bahamut]

The cold. Sneezing is socially acceptable, even if it yields copious amounts of snot.

Would you rather:

Have your fingers chopped off
OR
have your shoulders permanently dislocated

 

[MetalShade]

Get my shoulders permanetly dislocated, my fingers let me hold things. :D

WYR:

Get punched in the face by someone really strong.

Or

Get on the bad side of a bee's nest.

 

[SNTRL]

Get punched. I might be allergic to them and plus I would whether have one spot hurting than hundreds of little stinging ones.


Would you get hit in the eye with a baseball

OR

Flip off the roof of your house

 

[LP-LIVE]

Filp off the roof of my house so not to get a black eye.

would you rather

go to a second hand store

or

go into the barbie corner

 

[SabreAnt]

Being an Aussie and all.. I'll say the barbie corner, so I can pick up a good solid BBQ griller. Care for some shrimp on the barbie mate?

WYR:

See your girlfriend pick her nose and eat it

OR

Have her catching you do it?

 

[catfriedrice]

Probably get caught, cause then I could say, mmm, this is tasty, and make her laugh and fall more for me.

How about this
Have your Nokia Explode in your hand, or in your pants

 

[MassChaos]

In my hand because it could be a small explosion, but if I lose my hand then i can get sympathy

 

[paperboy]

leik, j00 r t3h n00b!!! OMG j00 w3rE suppsd 2 ask teh qeston!!!11

Would you rather:

Have no money and have a really hot girlfriend?

or

Have all the money in the world and have a ugly girlfriend?

 

[beefbutcher88]

All the money in the world.

Would you rather eat live cockroaches OR week-old sushi?

 

[MewtwoMaster2002]

I'll take the week old sushi even though I hate sushi because they taste the same after 1 week and thinking of eating something alive is so gross.

Would you rather:

eat uncooked escargo(snails)

or

eat a scorpion uncooked(without the poison).

 

[catfriedrice]

scorpion uncooked, hopefully on Fear Factor,

Would you rather have a high paying job with a jerk for a boss or a dead end job with a very hot boss

 

[beefbutcher88]

Good question - the high paying job.

Would you rather die from

Little insects hatching from their eggs in your skin and eating away at your organs

OR

From having all your blood turned to plastic?

 

[paperboy]

Little insects cuz it would take a while to eat away at my organs, so a doctor can give me transplants.

Would you rather:

Live in a universe all by yourself?

OR

Live in a universe with lots of people but they all hate you and throw stuff at you?