Would You Rather?

[Bahamut]

Universe with other people chucking stuff at me. How is that different from real life now?

WYR:
Give up candy/anything with refined sugar
OR
Give up foods that have salt added in (even for seasoning)

 

[Samus_Man1]

i'd give up the salt

WYR:
eat a poisionous rattle snake
or
eat a blowfish (sometimes deadly)

 

[beefbutcher88]

The rattlesnake. It's smaller.

WYR:

Lose both arms

or

both eyes?

 

[SNTRL]

Lose both eyes because I could go to blind school or somethin.


Would you rather go to school with bald spots in your hair

or

Go with holes and your shirt&pants

 

[bonehead]

Bald spots in my hair. Holes is just not right. What's wiht being bald.?

Wyr

lick your grandma's *****

or

go to school naked.

 

[Bahamut]

Go to school naked, you sick b*****d.

Besides, hasn't everyone felt the caress of the gentle breeze?

WYR:
Be torn between two (or more) lovers
or
Not love anyone at all

 

[paperboy]

Be torn, because then you have a chance to patch things up between the two(or more). Life stinks if you don't love anyone.

Would you rather

Have fish for feet?

OR

Have a dog's head?

 

[beefbutcher88]

Fish feet. I can have sushi whenever I want.

Would you rather be shot:

In the crotch

or

In the gut

 

[Bahamut]

Since I'm making a decision BEFORE I get shot, I'd put on a Kevlar vest and get shot in the gut

Would you rather:
Have a frostbitten toe
or
complete absence of said toe

 

[catfriedrice]

depends on the toe, but I'll take no toe

no clothes on in -20 F weather or
Winter Clothes in 120 F weather

 

[Syterion]

Winter coat in hot weather, in the other situation there might be shrinkage.

WYR:

Die

Live forever as an old man

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

id live forever as an old man so i could gather knowlege for all of eternity and if i get bored i can play a virtual reality videogame cuz it'll be the future and they will have advanced technology.


Would You Rather...


Eat raw liver at least once every other day for the rest of your life

OR

Have Diarhea (sp?) 4 the rest of your life?

 

[Ticadrius]

Well, if you have diarrhea, your life won't be long, since you'll die of dehydration. After all, it is the disease that kills the most people on the planet. And seeing as I have no rush to die, I'll take the liver.

Would You Rather?

Discover your grandmother was a *****?

or

Discover your parents are close cousins?

 

[catfriedrice]

close cousins cause, well, I live in the South, if you know what I mean

WYR

Have leperocy or
Have cancer

 

[DukieMan1223]

Cancer, leprosy makes you all zombie-like.

Eat your own barf or eat own feces.

 

[MetalShade]

I'd eat my own vomit, Hey, its gone up then back down before.

Would You Rather:

Get castrated

Or

Get both of your eyes ripped out

What, you want anesthetics? Silly children

Anyway, that's not the real problem...

 

[Evil Eye]

¿

Castrated. If I'm in a situation where I won't have anaesthetics, and I'm being castrated, I likely won't get any medical help and die. I couldn't live as a blind person, seriously.

Would you rather...?

Become James' new object of affection.

OR

Take a shower in Hiemie's bathroom.

Things to consider: It's Hiemie's shower. You wanna step in there? Also, there's a chance you can fight off James. Or just change your locks.

-I

 

[Bahamut]

I don't know who you're talking about, but I'd take the James dude, because I can get a restraining order if he's bothering me.

Would you rather:

Be missing your left half of your brain (analysis, logic, reasoning)
or
your right half of your brain (imagination, creativity)

P.s. Your cerebellum would still be intact, so you'd still be alive.

 

[MassChaos]

Left half because I might be able to make a better living out of having creativity and imagination.

Would you rather be on Fear Factor
or
that old show Dog Eat Dog

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

Fear Factor, cuz i dont know what Dog Eat Dog was about, and you get money on Fear Factor!:D


Would you rather...


Die

OR

Live forever without what you have "down there" depending on if your a guy or a girl?

 

[Zootematix]

Die. Everyone has to go eventually.

Would you rather...

Be buried alive,

or

Burn to death?

 

[MewtwoMaster2002]

Be buried alive because I can still dig my way out:D.

Would you rather

End up being inside a Mario game

or

End up being inside a LoZ game?

 

[MassChaos]

Mario game because then I can see how the plumber gets Peach.

Would you rather have a baby
or
have lung cancer?

 

[kephren]

A baby, they are easier to have removed

Would you rather have a fat person sit on you
or
have a skinny person fall of a roof an land on you

 

[Bahamut]

Since the term "fat" is extremely subjective, I'll just call an anorexic girl fat and have her sit on me.

Would you rather:

Be in a Nazi concentration camp, with a slim chance of survival

OR

Be trapped on the USS Arizona when it sank during Pearl Harbor

(I've got WWII on the brain, can you tell?)

 

[Samus_Man1]

be on the USS Arizona

WYR
Get hit in the head with a hammer
or
Get hit in the head with a guitar

 

[Osco316]

Guitar, it would make a cool noise and it would break and look cool after.

Would you rather:

Be a piece of printer paper

OR

Be a piece of looseleaf paper


BTW SamusMan and everyone else, remember to post a reason why you pick that option.

 

[MetalShade]

I'd be a piece of loose leaf paper, because I will be colorful and when people write on me, it won't be as messy.

Would You rather:

Have a tv, but not a computer?

or

Have a computer, but no tv?

 

[SNTRL]

A computer because i can watch some movies on there and talk to othter ppl. Plus i like online games!

Would you rather:

listen to your mom nag at you, but still be able to play the game

or


not, and not be able to play the game

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

most definatly have her nag at me but play, bcuz im good at tunign stuff out and i can always get earplugs, and id be so bored all the time i would sleep 16 hours a day instead of 8.


Would you rather...


be a goldfish and have a 30 second long memory so as you swim around your tank you are constantly finding something "new"

OR

be an elephant and never forget anything as you roam across the African planes

 

[Anime RPG]

Elephant definitely, what with those big ol' ears and trunk.

Would you rather...

Have to drink a glass of 10-year old milk?

OR

Have to eat a pound of 10-year old meat?

 

[MassChaos]

Meat because I'd either gag or throw it up.

Would you rather "live a life of crime"
or
catch lightning in a bottle?

 

[Anime RPG]

Catch lightning in a bottle, because lightning is cool, as are bottles.


Would you rather...

Talk like Bobby Boucher from The Waterboy?

OR

Talk like Nicky from Little Nicky?

 

[beefbutcher88]

Bobby. Why not?

WYR:

Have been born a girl

or

Have been born a guy?

 

[SNTRL]

A boy, cause im already a boy now

WYR:

Live with your girl

or

Play your game

 

[DragonSlayersBaK]

A guy. Because we are so Lazy.

Would u rather be

15

or

13

SIG!

 

[MassChaos]

15 because you could have your permit and drive.

Would you rather be tackled by a football player
or
have someone stomp on your kidnies?

 

[princeps]

tackled, cause the football player is padded


would you rather be an in-itself or a for-itself?

 

[1-X]

for itself.

Would you rather sleep with your mum or with your 9 year old sister?

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

id sleep with my sister, but im not a perv (^) so nothing would happen.

Would you rather...


read a never ending book and you could never stop reading it cuz a spell on the book makes you never be able to move your arm or look away from the book

OR

be stuck in an eternal free fall in a bottomless pit