Would You Rather?

[Badboy Bighead]

Pierce my tongue... if i pierced my nipples it would hurt when i lie on my front...

Would you rather

Die of Hunger
or
Die of Thirst

 

[aewjn]

Die of hunger. It takes longer.

Would you rather
drink boiling water
or
eat your own tumor

 

[Evil Sacrafice]

Eat my tumor, boiling water, is just a little hard you know, at least with a tumor, i can just get another one you know

Situation

Get warped back in time to kill your mother or father?

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

i would kill your mother, that way you couldnt post that on here and make me have to choose!

would you rather eat a rat or get eaten by a shark?

 

[Evil Sacrafice]

I would eat the rat and shove you in a tank with a shark "That way i wouldnt have to choose"

Situation

Jump of a plane with a broken parachute, or bungee of a bridge, with a broken bungee??

 

[Fox 2k3]

bungee of a bridge because there will be water waiting for me...


Would you rather to buy Xbox Company or Playstation?

 

[Reptile]

Playstation. Would you rather spend the rest of your life in a straight jacket? or spend the rest of your life constantly worried or writing about a neverending story?

 

[kupo]

Spend the rest of my life in a straight jacket. I like Jackets.:D
Wouldn't want to spend the rest of my life writing stories. I'm bad at writing.

Would You Rather
Swim in Frozen water?
Or
Lie down in the middle of nowhere with the sun burning your skin?

 

[aewjn]

Swim in frozen water, because I'm made of metal an the sun would melt me if i sat in the sun.

WYR walk up 1000 steps that are very steep or walk up 1 step that is very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very v vvery v v v v vvery very very very very very very very very very very very very steep?

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

i would take 1 step cuz then i wouldnt have to walk up 1000 of them and i could just use my grapling hook to climb up.

would you rather die of poison or drowning?

 

[aewjn]

Depends on how fast the poision kills. Otherwise, drowning b/c it would hiurt less.

WWYR swim in the Pacific or Atlantic

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

cuz u forgot, ill add a would you rather.

would you rather be a smilie all your life or be a wart for a day?

 

[aewjn]

A wart for the rest of my life. Just think of the pain of having to do this for the rest of my life:

WWYR swim in the Atlantic or Pacific

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

the Atlantic. its smaller and i could be found easier.


would you rather eat a 4 week old hot dog or some 1 year old fish?

 

[Reptile]

eat a 4 week old hotdog. Would you rather have a razor drawn across the underside of your toungue? or would you rather have a papercut across your eyeball?

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

a razor on my toung, cuz i know my toung will heal quickly compared to my eyes, and it wouldnt hurt as much as my eye.

would you rather eat a hamburger or eat pizza?

 

[Reptile]

eat a pizza, but it would depend on the type. Would you rather babysit an annoying sibling for a week (or just an annoying kid), or get down on your hands and knees clipping each individual blade of grass with a pair of scissors outside.

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

the annoying sibling, cuz i put up with them all the time anyway.

would you rather drink acid or poison?

 

[Reptile]

poison, there might be enough time for me to get an antidote but who knows.

would you rather hang from a bar above the ground by clips attached to your back? or your front? (like those guiness book people do, they usually have a bare back and you can see the skin stretching and whatnot)

 

[aewjn]

citric acid is vitamin c

WYR eat worms that had tumors or your mom

 

[aewjn]

back it hurts less

WYR eat tumorful worms or spaghetti in your mom's stomach

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

i would rather eat the worms, cuz i dont know how the other one would work.

would you rather fall from the top of the empire state building w/o a parachute or fall into a volcano

 

[Reptile]

fall off the empire state building, no special reason

would you rather get cought with wet pants (not necessarily urine, just wet pants that 'look' like pee)in front of a guy/girl you like? or accidently sneeze all over their homework when the guy/girl you like is up to sharpen their pencil?

 

[Pyro Climbers]

sneeze, cause they wouldn't know it was you, and it can be whiped.

Would you rather live in Mexico or Canada?

 

[saud]

canada, I have a few cousins there.

Would you rather get an action replay, gameshark?

 

[Fox 2k3]

Gameshark, It has a lot of cheating codes.

Would you rather Peach or Zelda?

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

Zelda, cuz she has magic powers and can transform into Sheik.

would you rather play Zelda: Wind Waker or play Zelda: Ocarina of Time?

 

[firaga01]

Ocarina of Time, of course. I have nothing against WW, but it could have been a little longer.....

Would you rather.....
Punch Joe Lieberman unconscious?
or
Stab President Bush with a No. 2 Pencil in the neck over and over again?

 

[Pyro Climbers]

definitely the first one, but I hope this leiberman guy isn't some really old guy that would die if I did that.

Would you rather be really hot or really cold?

 

[Evil Sacrafice]

Id rather be really hot If ya know what i mean

Would you rather use your leftover AOL cds to throw at your neighbors dog, or to throw at your little brother or sister?

 

[saud]

throw it on neighbor's dog odf course, their dog is so cruel, I saw it murder a bird.

Would you rather be an animator or a game designer?

 

[MassChaos]

Game designer because you'll most likely get a bigger salary

Would you rather be de-spined

or

be beaten to near death?

 

[choknater]

De-spined because I will feel a lot of pleasure when it is yanked out with ease.

Would you rather
Eat a spicy chicken sandwich
or
Pwn t3h 114(\/)4z.

 

[MassChaos]

Spicy chicken because it tastes good.

Would you rather rotate on a pole for 2 hours
or
do push ups for 2 hours?

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

i would rotate on a pole, so'z i can gett diizay! o.O

would you rather...

drink as much as you could and then get locked in a room where there is no toilet and you cant open your pants

OR

eat as much as you could and then get locked in a room where there is no toilet and you cant open your pants

 

[MassChaos]

Drink as much as I could because it doesn't feel as bad and it will eventually dry.

Would you rather swim a googleplex number of laps in a pool after you've just eaten 7 slices of pizza

or

Run a googleplex number of laps after you ate 7 slices of pizza.

 

[firaga01]

I'd rather run a googleplex of laps. (I guess I just like running more than swimming, but I think you'd have a heart attack before you actually completed the laps =/).

Would you pretend to be Johny Knocksville for one episode of "*******" for a million dollars?
or...
Would you live with your parents for the rest of your life for a million dollars?

 

[MassChaos]

The episode because it's only for a few hours or maybe days, but parents is your whole life.

Would you rather be Kenny in South Park
or
always be shot at wherever you go?

 

[Zootematix]

Kenny I guess...he's sorta cool.

Would you rather set fire to your pubic hair or

have horrible B.O. forever (with no deodorant)?

 

[MassChaos]

Set fire because it will grow back.

Would you rather be arrest and serve heavy jail time when you were innocent
or
pay a heavy fine for something when you were innocent?