worst excuse you heard someone say cause they lost

[Super_Smash_Brother]

My sister: No fair! You used Mewtwo!

She had young link.

 

[Super_Smash_Brother]

And before I forget...

My sister: You didn't teach me enough!

I taught her all I know. She just didn't use it.

 

[Red Exodus]

"You are a screen watcher"

 

[RedYoshi92]

my friend said his game is rigged

 

[_clinton]

OMG I suck

 

[golden_leeroy]

"You were watching my controller, so you knew all my moves!"-- anonymous friend of my cousin's

 

[purekorea]

Jigglypuff is cheap, etc ranting for a good 5 mins. After I beat my friends falco, shiek, zelda, luigi, jigglypuff, and ganondorf. Then proceeded to say "I'm gonna reset my game and not unlock jigglypuff, everytime I have to fight her I'm just gonna lose." I play at his place most off the time.

 

[pikachun00b7]

And before I forget...

My sister: You didn't teach me enough!

I taught her all I know. She just didn't use it.

OMG! I'm trying to teach my sis smash(I don't play much people), and she said the same thing.

 

[sto0fo0]

my friend said that the game's physics don't work for him.

 

[yomedrath]

"you`ve got AR in your controller"
or
"at home i`m better, your TV sucks.. at home i can do combos like ken"
or, from my brother

"stop using Downsmash (shiek)"
which changed to
"stop using needles"
then to
"stop edguarding my with the chain"
then
"all you do is those lame tilt fair stuff"
right now its at
"stop grabing me all the time its unfair"

 

[Joner]

^ I get that a lot, especially the grabbing part.
But I just ignore that untill the person learns he should try to grab, too :D

 

[KevinM]

One time playing as fox against a friend of mine who hasn't played much:

Me using fox, i had just finished SHDL him to like two hundred percent and just kept wavedashing...

Him: Using Bowser, and is not Gimpy.. enough said about that

Him: "It's not fair that just because i use a stronger character you have to cheat and use turbo on your character"

Still not quite sure what he was accusing me of

 

[Dark_EDGE]

"im tired, and i got the crappy controler.... god ur so lucky........"
i get that all the time... idk i think it goes that way untill he wins then its...
"god i OWNED you, you didnt stand a chance!!!..". he usually says that when i miss a smash missle with samus... he uses shiek... he is soposed to beat me but he cant hang.....

 

[Topide]

"You are gay for using pink luigi." ~Sars_Pirate

 

[phantasm42]

How about this one. I'm playing as fox and my brother is playing as marth. He's kinda hangin back on the edge of FD and waiting for me to attack. He wants me to come close so he can use the fire flower. I, on the other hand have a fan in my hands.I throw the fan right at him and he goes flying. He grumbles "UR Suposed to use items, not throw them".

 

[ronin899]

"You cheated" :|......no seriously, my bro has said that a few times.

 

[ºOblivionº]

I think ive seen this once already, But here goes.

´´ I only lost because I was sandbagging``
ME: Really ? So was I.

Or once i let them win `` I had to stop sandbagging you ``
Me: Oh i just started .

 

[Keitaro]

My smash partner makes so many excuses. Here's my fav.

"Wow, your playing way too serious. This isn't a tournament, I'm just having fun while your fighting for your life"

I hate that ****.

 

[E3E_IceClimbers]

or the common, dude your using two guys. That's why you win. pick someone other than ice climbers. then pick young link and win, then they say i don't wanna play this stupid game any more haha

 

[videokilledtheradiostar]

"Why does downsmash always go the wrong way first??"-marth player
or
"I hate technical players, you have wayy to much time"

 

[Foxman15]

I just finished playing some matches with my friend (which I used to have respect for). His complaints were:
"Stop shielding!"
"Use someone besides Fox!"

After that I constantly shine spiked him to piss him off (he's attempting to learn Marth).

 

[Xx GuNz xX]

Well, once my friend and I were out skating on some ice for awhile. We came back in and he kept using the excuse, "My limbs are frozen!!"

 

[Chan Man]

During a 1 - on - 1 friendly:

My friend (Sheik player) is trying to get back after my tipper, so he turns into to zelda to try to save himself, but instead of UpB, he uses side B. So he gets pretty pissed off restarts and says "Let me try out this controller in traning mode". so i do let him try and as usual the controller is really fine nothings wrong. Then we go at it again. He's about to die, and restarts the game, then says "I knew this controller was messed up, gimme another controller" I let him use my best controller. We have another match, and if you guessed that he restarted, then you're right. His excuse "This controller isn't fast enough, I'm going home to play my gamecube" I sat there thinking "What the h*ll?"

But it was funny, my other friends were there as well.

All of your stories are great, SWF! :D

 

[Super_Smash_Brother]

My sister says this everytime...

"Stop trying and let me hit you!"

Just mad because her camping never works.

 

[BurningCrusader777]

I'd have to say:

"You were comboing me to fast! I couldn't do ANYTHING!"

Then again, you really can't do anything against wavedrillshining...

 

[hrairoo]

"God you're so cheap, beat me fairly sometime" (I was edgeguarding).

 

[Andross]

"I have a hangover."

One of my friends used that excuse. He did have a hangover, but I'm ignoring that fact.

 

[marthsword]

"You spammed, so I won. That means I've one all 50 matches we've played today."

 

[Cryb]

Hm, I have a few.

My friend Cory: "You cheated! You put in a code! I saw it! X Y Over B A!"

David: "Today just isn't a good day for melee."

Dan: "Wow. You need a life. Look, I'm going to go run to the store and buy you a pack of lives. Free of charge."

David: "Yeah...you wore my lucky color."

 

[Kuro soshi13]

"dude stop edge guarding!"

"omg let me touch the ground!"

"wtf!? i pushed upB and i went the wrong way!"

"this controller sux, i cant dodge"

"that rest attack is total bs, its not possible to beat Jigglypuff with that gay-*** over B atk"

all those were from the same guy that lives down the hall in my dorm, no one likes him...i wonder why?

 

[KevinM]

L-Cancel only works for player 1.... yep i just heard that this morning before i went to school... nothing like smash to get the mind going

 

[shadowzero]

I was playing my cousin once, and I was marth vs. his young link. He's like, "you're sliding around on the ground too much! (wavedashing) That's cheating!"

 

[Ba1100n_Drag0n]

This is exactly what my friend has said:
"Peach is rigged, dude."
"Sigh, she has the most rigged Down + A move."
"Why the heck do I have 80% damage already?"
"I am holding down!"

 

[MajiNfraze]

"What the hell was THAT glitch!?"
Shinespiked a marth

 

[ºOblivionº]

This is exactly what my friend has said:
"Peach is rigged, dude."
"Sigh, she has the most rigged Down + A move."
"Why the heck do I have 80% damage already?"
"I am holding down!"

lol... too funny

 

[Luck-NYC/NJ]

yo oblivion im gona get really good really soon hope ur still improving >8)

 

[ºOblivionº]

yo oblivion im gona get really good really soon hope ur still improving >8)

Heh, I thought we bump into each other again. I just picked up on marth and falco. My falco could use work, but my marth is on the fast track to domination. And yea im still Improving and getting better. Im going to HOST2 I plan on doing pretty well atleast making top 25.

If I get some matches recored ill shoot em too you, a step to becoming renown.

Oh and dont lag in your training, Otherwise you wont be able to keep up with me. You saw the sasuke vs garra match. The new found speed sasuke gain is alot similare to my gain in training, No chidori yet though.

 

[Super_Smash_Brother]

My sister commonly complains that I don't teach her about each character. What does she expect me to do!? Teach her!? She has to experiment with the characters... <>< (fish. XD)

 

[Hoshi no Kabii]

"No fair, you have a wireless controller!"
- My brother

 

[Falco_Phoenix]

"Yoshi's Egg Roll is sooo cheap."
"You can't dodge that ground pound attack!"
"Yoshi is by far the cheapest character in the game..."

All quotes from my cousin.