Worst Characters Ever

[Chaps]

I know this thread sounds -somewhat- similar to other threads, so I apologize.


Try to *purposefully* come up with the most absurd, hackneyed, simply WORST possible suggestion for a character you can possibly think of (regardless if it's impossible for them to be in it) to appear in the game.
Don't strain yourself.


I'll keep mine brief:

Harry Potter.

 

[Shark X]

Pichu. Enough said right there.

 

[Vanilla]

Paris Hilton. I would not buy the game if she was in it.

 

[primusfan]

MegaMan. I like MegaMan but I just don't want him in the game.

 

[commonyoshi]

Red the trainer from pokemon. Sailor Moon, Bratz dolls, trollz. Pretty much anything that replaces the "s" with a "z". Neopets. Charactrs from Maple Story. This is fun. I'll come back when I think of more.

 

[mikeHAZE]

lol@ Bra7z dolls..

haha..

i would say...Axem Ran9ers.

 

[commonyoshi]

How about all the PBS characters? Teletubies, Barney, Clifford. Ewww... Actually Sagwa the Chinese cat and Arthur the ardvark would pwn. Just kidding. I do like them though.

 

[Chaps]

i would say...Axem Ran9ers.

^Worse still - Power Rangers.

It's Morphin' Time!

 

[Geph]

Chuck Norris.
Because then the Chuck Norris jokes would NEVER END.

 

[dmbrandon]

Carrot Top. Beat that.

 

[Vanilla]

Chuck Norris.
Because then the Chuck Norris jokes would NEVER END.

I can actually see that being awesome. Chuck Norris in Brawl would be so cool.

 

[Chaps]

Chuck Norris would do %999 with one roundhouse kick (Forward B).

See, look what you've done. Bad Chuck Norris jokes have already begun!

 

[Verde Coeden Scalesworth]

Brian from Quest 64. I think that beats you.(main problem is abilities and he can't jump)

Goku, that's a given.

 

[Geph]

Carrot Top. Beat that.

Napoleon Dynamite?
John Madden?
Jay Leno?
The possibilities are endless.

 

[Shark X]

MegaMan. I like MegaMan but I just don't want him in the game.

This is for WORSE characters. We all know Megaman would be awesome.

Although if you mean Megaman.EXE, then you've got something there.

 

[commonyoshi]

Megaman and Brian wouldnt be bad. Barbie would be bad.

 

[LtFoeHammer]

Dubya. His attacks include: Monkey Faces, bad grammar, stupidity, stupidity, more monkey faces, and the war on terror

 

[magar]

Michael Jackson & Mike Jones & Chaps & Geroge Bush & George W. Bush & Bad Dudes
I couldn't even think about how much spam we would get if Mike Jones Were in it

 

[TyrantX]

Tom jones, he could sing like Jiggs but you would die from his horribly out of tune voice. Also Beavis and Butt-Head aswell as Donnie Osmond or even Bam Margera.

 

[Chaps]

Michael Jackson & Mike Jones & Chaps & Geroge Bush & George W. Bush & Bad Dudes
I couldn't even think about how much spam we would get if Mike Jones Were in it

I'll...assume that was a joke, because everyone knows if I was included, that game would sell like no other. Including me in the game would probably solve world peace.

 

[magar]

Everyone knows if I was included, that game would suck like no other. Including me in the game would solve absolutly nothing.

Fixed, I agree with your statement now.

 

[Dark Soldier]

the backstreet boys, limb bizcut, i coud go on forever.

 

[Espy Rose]

George Bush, Michael Jackson...








Oh.... I got a good one.....








JACK THOMPSON









off topic: Jesus wouldn't make a bad character, it'd be awesome to play as him.

 

[-Mace-Solo-]

^^^ That baby.

 

[mikeHAZE]

W7F @ MACE...haha.

 

[xzakcorex]

I'd use the baby...


Master Chief
Sora
Cloud
Sephiroth
Fall-Out Boy

 

[Stryks]

Master Chief, Slippy and Tails, hate the last 2, tough MC would be cool doubt its gonna happen

 

[Walan]

Following Sakauri's rules (No third-party that's never been on Nintendo):

* The first Goomba from World 1-1 of Super Mario Bros.
* Booker from Animal Crossing
* Bambi from Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories
* Magikarp from Pokemon Red/Blue (That is, unless it can evolve into a Gyarados)
* Glass Joe from Punch-Out!!
* Hamtaro from the Hamtaro GBA series
* The guy on the motorcycle from Excitebike
* Centaur Man from Mega Man VI
* Little Nemo: the Dream Master (actually, scratch that. That would be awesome)
* Lark from Pilotwings 64 (alternate costume: Nester from Nester's Funky Bowling!)
* Frog Mario from Super Mario Bros. 3
* Any character suggestion ever made on the GameFAQs forums

 

[Bowser85]

Actually, Luffy would be a very cool addition to Smash Bros. if it weren't for the facts that:

1) Sakurai said no manga characters.

2) If he didn't already have his own fighting game series based on his franchise.

3) If he weren't already also starring in other Smash Bros. esque games like JUMP Superstars and the upcoming Battle Arena D.O.N. game. (Or whatever that D.O.N. title is called)

 

[Aurus]

ET, and he would look exactly as he does in the Atari 2600 game. His most powerful move would be extending his neck at an extremely slow speed.

 

[Spitz]

Red and Rover [the comic strip]


IGGLYBUFF! YEAH! MORE CLONES!


Actully, Booker is dangerous. He could run into you with his fat.

 

[Dark_Ness]

Pichu. Enough said right there.

You can do better than that, and Pichu isn't THAT bad. Try something like THIS:

John Kerry
George Bush
Bill Clinton
Richard Nixon
ANY president (We all know presidents can't smash. "But what about Bush? He's a war type of guy lolololololol!!!1!!11one!11!" No. Presidents can't smash.)
Barney (Barney sucks balls)
All PBS characters (PBS is gay in the butt)
ANYTHING FROM DISNEY (Disney blows)
Fry Guy from SMB2 (As a boss, maybe, but not as a character)
Waluigi (Why, WHY Waluigi? There's no reason to put him in!)
Magikarp (Splash combo, anyone? Didn't think so)
Michael Jackson (No Comment)
King Kong (He's too big to fit, and we already have DK)

And the 2 WORST SUGGESTIONS EVER...

List topic creators (List topics get closed)
Hilary Duff (You all should know why)


This thread already looks like a list topic, unless people explain WHY the suggestions suck.

 

[commonyoshi]

Another game character I would hate to see is Hello Kittie right out of Hello Kittie Roller Rescue.

 

[SR7884]

anyone from an anime....

this would be a stupid because

1) Sakurai said no anime characters (thank God)
2) I don't like anime....

if anyone mentions Goku, Inuyasha, Tenchi, Vash, Spike, Jet etc. for SSBB characters, they deserve to be circumcised (and whatever it is for women).....

and yes, I do know quite a few anime characters.....I seem to run into forums with lots of anime freaks on (who think they are an anime character).....

I mean that in the most 'affectionate' sense of course....

 

[Crazy_hand]

Bubsy... *shivers*

 

[Vicious Delicious]

ooo, I got a bunch

1st party
Nintendog (not the item) (Nintendogs)
Raimi (Geist)
Mini-Mario(s) (Mario vs Donkey Kong)
Pauline (Donkey Kong Arcade)
Latiku (Mario series)
George (Rampage)
Mr.Miyamoto (You're ******** if you don't know this dude!)
Chibi-Robo (Chibi-Robo)

2nd Party
Anyone from the Sonic games
Pac-Man
Megaman
Zero (Megaman)
Bomberman
Doctor (From Brain Age game)
Crono (Crono Trigger)
The Prince of Persia (Prince of Persia)
Chao (Sonic games)
Sora, Riku, or Kairi (Kingdom Hearts)
Yugi (Yu-Gi-Oh!)

3rd Party
Hulk
Spiderman
Superman
Batman
Wonderwomen
Any other superhero from comics
Harry Potter
Shrek
Woody (Toy Story)
Buzz Lightyear (Toy Story)
Disney Characters
Lord Vader (Star Wars)
Yoda (Star Wars)
Chewie (Star Wars)
Any other Star Wars dudes
Bratz
Barbies
G.I. Joe
Bigfoot

Political Party
George Bush
Ronald Regan
Osama Bin Laden
Saddam Hussain
Abe Lincoln
Hilary Clinton
Bill Clinton
The Bald Eagle

PARTY!!
Paris Hilton
Lindsey Lohan
Jessica Alba (Wait, that would be kinda cool )
Brad Pitt
Tara Reed
Courtney Love

That's FINALLY IT!

 

[Wave⁂]

bomberman:
A: throw bomb.
ftilt: throw bomb.
dtilt:: throw bomb.
utilt: throw bomb.
.
.
.

chuck norris all the way.
CHUCK NORRIS VERSUS MEWTWO!
chuck norris touches mewtwo.
GAME!!!

 

[Antiself]

[stupid]The Q-mark from super mario bros![/stupid]

 

[primusfan]

ooo, I got a bunch

1st party
Nintendog (not the item) (Nintendogs)
Raimi (Geist)
Mini-Mario(s) (Mario vs Donkey Kong)
Pauline (Donkey Kong Arcade)
Latiku (Mario series)
George (Rampage)
Mr.Miyamoto (You're ******** if you don't know this dude!)
Chibi-Robo (Chibi-Robo)

2nd Party
Anyone from the Sonic games
Pac-Man
Megaman
Zero (Megaman)
Bomberman
Doctor (From Brain Age game)
Crono (Crono Trigger)
The Prince of Persia (Prince of Persia)
Chao (Sonic games)
Sora, Riku, or Kairi (Kingdom Hearts)
Yugi (Yu-Gi-Oh!)

3rd Party
Hulk
Spiderman
Superman
Batman
Wonderwomen
Any other superhero from comics
Harry Potter
Shrek
Woody (Toy Story)
Buzz Lightyear (Toy Story)
Disney Characters
Lord Vader (Star Wars)
Yoda (Star Wars)
Chewie (Star Wars)
Any other Star Wars dudes
Bratz
Barbies
G.I. Joe
Bigfoot

Political Party
George Bush
Ronald Regan
Osama Bin Laden
Saddam Hussain
Abe Lincoln
Hilary Clinton
Bill Clinton
The Bald Eagle

PARTY!!
Paris Hilton
Lindsey Lohan
Jessica Alba (Wait, that would be kinda cool )
Brad Pitt
Tara Reed
Courtney Love

That's FINALLY IT!

You're right about everyone except for the Sonic characters, Bomberman, and Ronald Reagan.

 

[Ferro De Lupe]

Jack Thompson

If he wants to start a war with games...then the games should at least be given the chance to fight back. I'll put ten dollars on Pichu KOing him in less than two minutes.