Worst Characters Ever

[Blace]

I recon Dr Carol from perfect dark would win hands down.
That or moon from zelda majoras mask :D

 

[W.Jr]

It's pichu & mewtwo.

 

[Blace]

LOL, Agent Smith would be awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
could turn people into clones of himself and take over the game!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Blace]

HA! Andross from lylat wars! now that would be the bomb. EAT PEOPLE!!!!!!!

 

[Metà]

TINGLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE

sucks

**Edit: ZOMG, 300th post

 

[Ninja Lou]

Paris Hilton. I would not buy the game if she was in it.

I dunno I think this is a great idea. Think about it, non of us would use her but I would love to set her on fire, spin slash her, beat her to to death with Bowser, crush her with DK, throw her off cliffs, blast her with samus, hit her in the face with a frying pan, and make yoshi chew on her.
Anyway for my worst character I am gonna go with goldeen.

 

[*Thrash*]

Anyone from Deadly Towers. Or Shaq-Fu.

 

[outrunrazgriz]

Me

 

[MewtwoMaster2002]

I'd say Magikarp, Caterpie, Weedle, Wurmple, Kakuna, Metapod, Cascoon, and Silcoon.

 

[Meta-Knight]

Wobbafett
The "Whoopie!!!" guy from the Mortal Kombat games
Birdo

And...that's about it for me. And yes, for someone who said Paris Hilton, I wouldn't buy it either.

 

[Olimar_is_Back]

Goomba: no arms
Ash Ketchun: Is gay
Bill Gates: Would throw money, but even thought, would still be bad

 

[Zook]

RFlush.

Top that.

 

[Gerakobittsu]

Snagglepuss. Heck, Yogi Bear while I'm at it.

 

[Dead Eye 935]

Captain N, Pichu, Sora (I like him, but not in a SMB game)

 

[MDZ]

My vote goes to that dude from Harvest Moon.. not the kid, but the guy who collects your vegetables every morning. Incompitent working man... pfft.

 

[parrothead]

Other worse characters would have to be this one, this one, and these two.

 

[Icedclimber]

Adolf Hitler- BEAT THAT!

 

[Zephyr]

Adolf Hitler- BEAT THAT!

Umm...he's already in Melee...

*stares at Ganondorf*

My friends and I used Melee for a WWII project, and Ganondorf was Hitler.

 

[Icedclimber]

^ wow, what'd you get on that project D: ganondorf looks nothing like the reichster

 

[Zephyr]

We got an A+.
He was the closest we could get. Plus, Ct. Falcon was the Nazi, what with his taunt and all. And Ganondorf's taunt fit him perfectly. Bowser was France, and Link was the USSR. Link pwns nazis on Icicle Mountain!!!

 

[Icedclimber]

lol. luigi should have been the weak and powerless france, and bowser should have been england. Imagine Bowser eating crumpets

 

[Zephyr]

But you see, noobs think that Luigi is pretty good. From their playing Bowser as a comp, though, they think that he's the worst character in the game. So it was necessary to make Bowser France and have him get completely pwned by the nazis to appeal to the n00b mindset.

 

[Icedclimber]

lol. did your teacher think you were a complete loser?

 

[Zephyr]

Nope. Everyone thought that the video was hilarious, even our teacher, who's a complete hard-*** when it comes to projects, especially since it went to the Imperial March. +D

 

[the problem]

Pichu. Enough said right there.

same with wigglypuff and/or wigglypuff

 

[WR3K]

Jesus Christ

 

[primusfan]

But you see, noobs think that Luigi is pretty good. From their playing Bowser as a comp, though, they think that he's the worst character in the game. So it was necessary to make Bowser France and have him get completely pwned by the nazis to appeal to the n00b mindset.

Why do you say that about Luigi. I'm just curious cause I'm not a n00b and I play as him.

 

[Zephyr]

Why do you say that about Luigi. I'm just curious cause I'm not a n00b and I play as him.

Sorry, I misworded it. I stink as Luigi in every shape and form, so I guess my subconscience is telling me that Luigi sucks. Practically noone in our crew is good with Luigi is good with Luigi either, so that just reinforces his image in my mind. I know that there are a lot of good people who play as Luigi, but for the project, we were tempted to use him bcuz we knew that we would show a sucky performance. Then again, there was the part where Hitler and his nazis got Bowser in an infinite grab combo. That was just too great.

 

[outrunrazgriz]

Lol! Shame i diidn't come up with it first!

Can you upload the movie to the forums? That would be so cool!

 

[SR7884]

Saddam Hussein

 

[Zephyr]

Lol! Shame i diidn't come up with it first!

Can you upload the movie to the forums? That would be so cool!

Sorry, I'm pretty sure we can't, seeing as it's on a video tape. Ah well, it was still great, though.

 

[Jigglymaster]

OK lets see who I think would be the worst character ever...



Tom Nook... Staffy... Tom Nook ... Pizza cat ... Tom Nook ... Some other characters that people have been posting saying they will have a 100% chance of making it ... Toom Nook ... Pac Man (he is sort of a OK idea but he dosn't have any hands or feet) ... Toom Nook ... Sly cooper ... Tom Nook ... Ninja cats ...

oh and I almost forgot to mention this retarted fellow that will never ever never ever never ever never ever never ever make it into SSBB .... Oh crap I forgot what his name was.

Let me think................................................................Uhhhh Tom Cook. no thats not it......... Tom......Nook. That is right!

TOM NOOK.

Sorry about this but I just hate Tom Nook and he is the worst character EVER.

 

[#HBC | marshy]

You're wrong Jigglymaster, Tails is the worst character ever.

 

[fluffy]

actually....joseph stalin is the worst character ever cuz w/ him, equality in all characters would occur.

 

[Jigglymaster]

You're wrong Jigglymaster, Tails is the worst character ever.

Will you leave me alone? Geeesh. You come and flame me in one topic then I go to here and you come here and flame me again. I DON'T LIKE THIS.

You just sayed that tails is the worst character becaue he is my avatar.

Well I think Geno is the worst character after Tom Nook.


Edit: HA HA HA! You say tails is the worst character because tails is my favorite character? Guess what? He isn't Jigglypuff is!

 

[#HBC | marshy]

I never said he was your fave character, I honestly do hate him especially after he got voice acting.

Also, you saying you don't like me and to go away and then laughing in my face doesn't really make me want to stop making fun of Tails.

 

[Xevelous]

I know this thread sounds -somewhat- similar to other threads, so I apologize.


Try to *purposefully* come up with the most absurd, hackneyed, simply WORST possible suggestion for a character you can possibly think of (regardless if it's impossible for them to be in it) to appear in the game.
Don't strain yourself.


I'll keep mine brief:

Harry Potter.

Quagmire from family guy and george bush.

 

[commonyoshi]

Godzilla? And Amelia from Fire Emblem because she is so weak and always dies at the very end of the level, making me reset all the time. I hate you!

 

[the iron peach]

Bibbleboy, you're my hero.

Anyway, the worst idea for a character I can come up with is.....

SPONGEBOB!!!!!

Sorry, I can't do any better than that.

Edit: Bibbleboy, how dare you befoul a metaknight thread? You're not my hero anymore!

 

[SuperSmashMistress]

Richard Simons..

And A Re-Dead (playable, that is)

Re-Dead:....... UGGGHHHHH..-Spots a defenseless sowrdsman-.....-screech- uuuuughhhhhhhhhhh -facerape!!-