http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/woman-*****-by-same-man-twice-2103175.html
This isn't how to get doooooown.
This isn't how to get doooooown.
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Woman ***** Twice By Same Stranger
- Thread starter Sex Robot
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Jim Morrison
Smash Authority
Doesn't sound like a stranger anymore ooooh
Sex Robot you're here woo
Sex Robot you're here woo
I'd die laughing if they started a relationship.
"So we got off on the wrong foot, but the sex was good."
"So we got off on the wrong foot, but the sex was good."
Jim Morrison
Smash Authority
This one time I cared about good manners more than a good joke.
It didn't work out.
It didn't work out.
Budget Player Cadet_
Smash Hero
Third time's the charm?
jaswa
Smash Journeyman
This is the internet, what do you expect?
Third time 'lucky' might've been a better use of your joke - including some punalicious word play.
Everything can be something to joke about.
Though, just so everyone knows I infracted Getocoolaid because he didn't even make a joke. If someone tries to be edgy and it's not a good joke, you're gonna get infracted.
Wait, there have been good jokes posted in this thread?
"Good" is giving them too much credit but my point was this:
on the other hand there's this:
What is this? All this is saying is "yes, **** is the recommended method of intercourse". That's not a joke. Sure, he was trying to make it one (I think) but it's not.
on the other hand there's this:
Just as tasteless and not very funny, sure. But it's a real joke.
GreenKirby
Smash Master
Well it's good to know that almost everyone here is very immature.
Jim Morrison
Smash Authority
I'm only human, not all my posts can be top quality.
In fact, nearly every one of my posts is low quality.
In fact, nearly every one of my posts is low quality.
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Being twisted =/= maturity.
God people really have no idea what maturity actually is.
Oh well irrelevant.
So if anyone ever visits England, don't go to South London. That is indeed, where you gonna get *****.
Ballistics
Smash Champion
She was attacked first on 12 April in Stockwell Road in Stockwell, south London, at around midnight. A man followed the woman, 22, before stopping her and forcing her into the front of a house where he ***** her. She was attacked again at 1.50am on 14 July after she got off a bus in Stockwell Road. The same person forced her into a park and ***** her. The victim did not know her attacker, police said.
How does she know it was the same person if she didn't know who he was. He definitely knows who she is.
This is the shortest article I've ever seen this author was being really lazy.
How does she know it was the same person if she didn't know who he was. He definitely knows who she is.
This is the shortest article I've ever seen this author was being really lazy.
Rychu
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Just to let everyone know, I was in a reeeeaaaaalllly bad mood after something personal happened when I posted that. It really was tasteless and I apologize to anyone offended. I don't in any way advocate this sort of behavior and once again apologize.
Lol I read about it in the paper and there was a much longer article with more details. I think the headline is all you need to see though.