Wofl Interview Thread - rsr2

KRDsonic

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After our long period of no Wofl interview thread, I am proud to present the new
WOFL INTERVIEW THREAD
Basically, people vote for which wofl they want to interview, and after enough votes have been cast, you will be able to ask questions to the selected wofl. The person being interviewed does not have to answer certain questions if they feel they are too personal, so keep that in mind.​
Also keep in mind, the page numbers are for people with the 15 posts per page setting.​
Interview 1 - MegaRobMan: Starts on post 20, Page 2

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Zync

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#4
I missed this thread!!! Good to have it back :)

Seagull gets my vote, hes on to pretty interesting stuff lately.
 
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What's the longest you've ever gone without shaving?

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This is a tough question because it isn't specific enough.

Do you mean my body?

I usually don't shave places on my body but I did when I was on swim team in high school.

I normally shave/buzz my head every 2 months or so because my hairline looks stupid. I'm honestly not sure if my hairline has receeded (if that's a word) any more since I was about 24 (27 in January), but that only matters for the future. Anyway, if I let my hair grow out it naturally forms into a mohawk (with super thin hairs at the front it's like peach) in the front and into a mullet looking disaster in the back.

Devon, aka Borsh, aka Sm3esh, has told me while intoxicated that I look way better without a hat and with my hair recently buzzed. Devon is in a relationship with some guy named "Zordon" and we assume he smokes meth with him a lot.

I doubt you mean pubes, but for those who care I don't mess with it until it looks like a giant lions mane, mostly because I don't normally plan/try to get *** ever since my sister told me she was pregnant with twins a few years ago. That's the scariest thing imaginable. Twins.

However, sometimes when I feel it's academic that someone is interested, which I find impossible but the sun shines on a dogs *** every once in a while, I'll do something. You know the situation, when the girl is trying to get you drunk, taking the video game controller out of your hand and putting your hand on her lady shirt parts and moaning at you, but you aren't properly hedged. Taking the "lol I'm a nerd" route out normally works but on aggressive, 19-31 year old mothers with their kid staying at their baby's daddies place for the weekend, you can't escape week in and week out. Gotta maintain, buzz it down.

If you mean my face in general, I'm not that big on beards, I'm just really lazy and I don't want to shave because that takes time and I have to do it every day and I'd rather just wake up and shower and not have to worry about anything.

As far as facial hair, I had a goatee for like 9 months or so, I didn't really like it much. I've had a mustache without even trimming any of it for about 5 months back in 2008, fun fact I shaved it off when Obama was elected.

This is still the funniest question I have ever been asked.

"Hey, guy who plays video games, can you even stand up to get your piece of blue berry pie you puny weakling?"

This is also a difficult question, I lift a lot of things, my arms, my cat, (blah blah blah).

I do usually take the lift when going up multiple flights but if it's just the 2nd or 3rd floor I generally take the stairs.

No, I've never really been into lifting weights. It's never been something I enjoyed. JBM and MK Mike of the Nebraska smash scene are both pretty big on lifting weights and JBM is a former body builder who is currently getting back into it.

A lot of it is that I don't enjoy the stress on my body from a lot of exercises. Squats with the bar used to destroy my lower back and shoulders where the bar was located. The "fly" on the machine would literally tear out the insides of my shoulders.

I have tendonitis, lordosis, and a lot of other physical johns. I hate working out but I love actually playing sports, basketball, football, soccer, ultimate frisbee, frolf. But I hate running/lifting weights for the sake of said activity.

This isn't to say I have never worked out.

Actually for those of you who read my posts, you know I'm actually pretty accomplished in physical activity on the high school level, as I am a former 2 time All American Swimmer, but even when I was swimming and in great shape I just couldn't lift because it did a lot of damage to my body, it just hurt to do it.

I was in phenomenal shape for about 6 years or so, but before and after that I was a big chubby nerdy gamer who hates to move and wants to eat like 9 pizzas a day.

I'd argue that it wasn't so much the apathy and grind of school that ruined my being in shape, it was more the fact that someone tackled me after I intercepted the ball during a pick up touch football game and I tore my groin, though after that I lost touch with most of my friends that play sports or work out, started hanging with punks and hippies a lot and rioting around, riding stolen wheel chairs down the overpass across memorial stadium, and various other fun cool things you do when you are bored.

Lol at the first questions xD, how free is your region?

Describe your love for megaman games
My region, meaning Nebraska?

It's inconclusive, honestly.

Inside of Nebraska, there is a lot of smash talent, but all of it goes to melee because it's huge here. David, aka Cue :snake: won like 13 tournaments in a row back in 08-09 after darkrain won the first 2 tournaments.
This was before I was in the scene, btw.
Sm3esh, convinced him that since there was no one for him to play in brawl, should convert to melee, so he did.

David is top 3 in melee and a lot of Capcom/GuiltyGear games, ****ing nerd.

Sm3esh is really good and has actually beaten Nicole in tournament before, but he doesn't care about brawl so he doesn't play to get better.

Then there is Tyser. He is so ****ing brainy and just gets this game. But he doesn't care to play outside of rare situations, and in tournament only if I'm the best player there outside of him, but it's because he's the best :dedede: at the :wolf: matchup, but that's because it's all he plays, lol. Side note: I'm probably the best at the d3 matchup, maybe MCPE since he took 1/2 game off him with wolf, but it wasn't a full game :p

If those guys, plus JBM played brawl and cared about it we would not be free and most of you would fear us.

Also, I never play brawl and I'm pretty good. If you consider how greatly I've improved in melee, a game I didn't care about competitively until about 2011, and think about what it would be like if I had an even chance in brawl...............

I feel that my best 2 performances were at Kahoka and at the Chicago tournament.

And believe it or not, I played brawl for about 2 days straight before kahkoa. And I played vs Stingers, Sushi Man and some other NC players for about a day straight after the NC tournament before the Chi tournament.

There is a link to the amount of brawl I play and how well I do. Most of the time at tournaments pools are me trying to remember how to play as Wolf and then by the time I'm playing in losers is when I'm finally at where I was at the last tournament.

But, I also don't normally play a lot of friendlies at tournaments because I'm busy catching up with Bpow, MJG, Future and various other mega man enthusiasts and I split time with melee and brawl, and if I'm with my crew=melee, I have a hard time not giving into the peer pressure of melee games.

My love for mega man games?

It's (it=classic and x) the best gaming series ever made and everyone should play them.

And then when you are done you should play these mega man rom hacks

mm1-Claw
mm2-Deus Ex Machina (and like 40 other ones, mm2 hacks are overdone but so good)
mm3-Battle of Gamma &
mm4-Minus Infinity **********Play this game************
mm5-Air Slide
mm6-Master X &

and then when you are done with those I'll tell you more to play

And not this new free sfXmm game. Okay, play that. But it's basically like super free level design where you should maybe die like 5 times even if you are average in the actual stages. Bosses can be difficult, music is kewl, but I would have gladly paid $ for level design instead of a boss rush with a new soundtrack.

If I were to make a list of the top 100 games of all time, I would have to make the list under the assumption that Mega Man would get it's own separate list so I could exclude them.

&=Not state of the art.
 

Seagull Joe

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#28
If you were to star in a porno, what scenes would you be best at acting out?

Favorite sexual position?

For or against prositution/marijuana being all legalized by the US?

Do you beat your meat and skeet all over the street?

Steak or Quesadillas?

Thugz looks like Pikachu. Do you agree?

Do you enjoy hot tubs?

Have you ever drinken pool water? Did you pee in the same pool water you drank if you did?

Secrets to growing beards/mustaches?

Are you a cornball honky or a wizard of the craft?

Secrets to strawmanning conversations?

Have you ever had a 3-way/team-up?

Best smelling cologne/body wash/shampoo in your opinion?

Favorite food?

Favorite drink?

Favorite :wolf:? It's me isn't it. I know. You don't have to answer this question.

How long are your answers going to be for each of these questions?

Do you think you could beat Kain in a karate fight? Real fight? Cockfight (You each choose a chicken and have em fight to the death)?

M or R?

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#HBC | Joker

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#30
Who put the "bop" in the "bop-shoo bop-shoo bop"?

Do you think they tried other flavors for toothpaste before they settled on mint?

Does a bear **** in the woods? What if he has other options, like he's toilet trained?

If 2 wrongs don't make a right, but 3 lefts do make a right, does that mean the "2 wrongs" guy just gave up too soon? Should he try doing another wrong?
 
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What's your favorite sport?

Do you like reading? If so what's your favorite book?

Why did you decide to main wolf?

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To watch is football or womens swimming.

To play is probably ultimate frisbee, I'm not into hitting people so football doesn't work out too well.

Swimming is pretty high up there but it's not necessarily "fun" like most ball sports are.

I like reading philosophy and psychology theory, I rarely read for enjoyment unless I know the author, and thankfully I know a lot of great local authors.

True Story: I used to travel around Lincoln and other smaller cities in Lincoln reading poetry I wrote with a bunch of other nerds back when I cared about creative writing.

TBH, Lolita is probably my favorite book for the fact that it is a total mind ****, humbert humbert is a phenominally developed socially ****ed "protagonist", though he's more the antagonist lol.

I guess there are a few reasons I main wolf. When I started out I was playing :bowserbrawl: because I thought he was really good at first, :linkbrawl: because I'm kind of a LOZ fanboy but only for the 2d ****, :sheikbrawl: is my main in melee but holy crap does she suck in comparison, though f-titl is broken vs my character, :luigibrawl: I still play and he's one of my better characters, started playing him because my mustache gave me the power to do so. :marthbrawl: is fun and always an easy character to play vs people, :nessbrawl: I love earthbound and the fact that they took out double jump cancelling means I can actually use his fair/bair off stage!!!!!!!

I never intended on playing as :wolfbrawl: , I hate star fox. Then again I don't like OOT and I main :meleesheik: so....

But I used to play vs a bunch of local dudes and they told me that my best characters was Wolf whenever I'd play as him, and I didn't seem to lose much as him except vs

:dedede: and :falco: but I'd just go Marth or Luigi vs those POS's. They didn't know about the infinite on luigi.

Then I went to my first tournament, went Wolf vs TRENT first match, won, switched marth, lost, then went back to wolf and won. Been a wolf main since.

If you were to star in a porno, what scenes would you be best at acting out?

Favorite sexual position?

For or against prositution/marijuana being all legalized by the US?

Do you beat your meat and skeet all over the street?

Steak or Quesadillas?

Thugz looks like Pikachu. Do you agree?

Do you enjoy hot tubs?

Have you ever drinken pool water? Did you pee in the same pool water you drank if you did?

Secrets to growing beards/mustaches?

Are you a cornball honky or a wizard of the craft?

Secrets to strawmanning conversations?

Have you ever had a 3-way/team-up?

Best smelling cologne/body wash/shampoo in your opinion?

Favorite food?

Favorite drink?

Favorite :wolf:? It's me isn't it. I know. You don't have to answer this question.

How long are your answers going to be for each of these questions?

Do you think you could beat Kain in a karate fight? Real fight? Cockfight (You each choose a chicken and have em fight to the death)?

M or R?

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If we are talking about campy pornos with plots, I'd rather enjoy the comedic acting, I can deliver lines pretty hilariously or even convincing if I need to. I can drive a speed boat if we need a high chase scene.

If you mean in the actual act of sexual intercourse, like most men I'd love to be the stunt **** and do *** shots, I mean that's the most hedonistic answer I can give you.

It depends on the girl, I have a habit of sleeping with women that are 5 foot 9-11 and doggy style is very difficult if they have long legs if you want to stay on the bed and not stand up. Depending on the shape of the "axe wound" certain angles you may take will end up feeling better. Girl on top hunched over taking **** is normally the best for them and for me. I'm a people pleaser in most situations. So long as they don't want the last 2 pieces of pizza, both of those are mine.

I am 100% in favor of legalization of marijuana and prostitution.

Marijuana is something that shouldn't be illegal for any reasons, and there are a lot of BAD reasons it's illegal, stemming from racisim that it made our black slaves rowdy to it helps the mexican black market economy, which hurts the USA black market economy because the money isn't staying inside of the American market. Tobacco and Alcohol both are more destructive in terms of what they do to your body and to what they do to the actual plants that are grown around them. Those 2 legal drugs are both poison. There's a reason that every single medicine you've ever taken says "Don't take with alcohol".

Consuming marijuana has only recently been linked to testicular cancer, but that is the only speculative negative, outside of the physical act of smoking, which is bad, mkay. Marijuana has been linked to helping altimeters, glaucoma, and a lot of other problems that have yet to be proven by "accepted" doctors because we don't run positive tests for marijuana, we use tests to see how bad it is, and those results are inconclusive :p

Legalizing it would help our economy and get rid of a lot of petty criminals that flood our prison system just for smoking a ****ing joint.

Prostitution is a bit more difficult, because I am against the spread of disease, but I figure that there would have to be some sort of a union formed, similar to the adult movie stars union. You gotta get tested for STD's before you perform.

Legalizing this would also help the economy.

I have never masturbated in the streets unless you include someone masturbating me with their mouths, and in that case I went on the bushes.

Steak.

Thugz does kind of look like Pikachu, but he needs his eyes more dilated.

Hell yeah I love hot tubs. I've accidentally dranken pool water, I don't usually pee in the pool, either, but I have.

The secret to growing a great mustache is to just let it grow out for a while, it will look gross and stupid and like you are 11 like Thugz for a while. Then you shave it. It should grow back thicker and to about the same length as it was earlier, and let it go, then shave. Eventually your face will become adjusted to having your facial hair in that location.

It's why when moms/older women complain about having hair on their upper lip/chin they don't want to shave it because it will grow back even more gross and not feminine.

Clearly I'm a wizard.

The secret to strawmanning a convo is to focus on what your opponent is doing wrong and to let go of your own problems. If you make the other person feel they have an chink in their armor it's gravy and you can start talking about pony rides and blow pops.

Nah, I usually just know more about everything than other people do so I don't have to even try to straw man because other people are still trying to find enough straw to build their imperfect representation of themselves.

Sadly, I have never had a true 3-way. I've nailed this girl at a party and then about an hour later got it in with another girl. One time I told my friend JMDJ that I would get him laid (he was a 21 year old virgin) and I successfully did this, but the girl that was with the girl who was nailing JMDJ apparently didn't want to sit on the couch and watch TV while her friend was getting penis'd, so she dragged me into my room where my buddy was plowing his girl. So I've been in the same room with people having sex while having sex myself.

Then there was this time that I was going to have a 3-way, but me and this other girl got started too early (aka we got drunk) and the 3rd person was trying to get it inside of her from my neighbor downstairs...if I wanted to be forceful I could have probably grabbed her and thrown her on the bed and had the other girl start working on her, but I'm not that aggressive.

I don't have a favorite shower utility smell, but I successfully got bath and body works hand lotion banned from my grade school because when I smelled it I would vomit and get a migraine. Add the fact that I was fat and that's why I only had 2 girlfriends in grade school.

Food, I mean I love Pizza, I could probably eat Pizza every meal for the rest of my life and not get too mad about it, so long as I am allowed to switch toppings and brand.

Drink-Alcoholic I love IPA's, I'd rather go sober than drink most lagers. I'm not very into drinking really. I will take shots but not UV blue or most vodkas because I hate rubbing alcohol.

Non-alcoholic I really love Lemonade.

Clearly my favorite Wolf is Steppenwolf, followed by Scooby Doo and the Reluctant werewolf. Shaaaggiiee! Blaaah!

As far as Nebraska Wolves go, there is me, Devi and Math. I probably like Math better as a human becasue he's in an amazing rock band called "fuchsia minutia" and he isn't completely unstable. Devi tries to get girls drunk and throws them at me because he finds it funny that I'm prude around horny drunk girls.

I've met Holms, Seagull, Kain, Lumi and Sushi-Man (if you count him since he was an 09 main) and I think that's it. I will say that I was ****ING SHOCKED that Kain wanted to interview me since I don't really think he likes me all that much.

This long.

I don't know if Kain is trained in karate or anything. If we did a strict Marshall Arts fight, I'm not sure who would win, but know that if Kain threw a laggy move I know Judo and will hip toss him across the floor. Or break his limbs. Idk, I'm more into grapples, counters and submissions.

If we did a real fight, sadly, I'm up to 230 pounds, so, again, unless Kain is properly trained, if I got a hold of him it's over.

I refuse to fight animals. I always hated Pokemon for the same reason.

My initials are RMM. Clearly I favor M's.

Side Note: My Grandpa is RMM, my dad is RMM, my bro is RMM. I always thought that I would want to name my child "Ryu" because it would fit.

How many Top 5 Wolfs are there?

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5.

If we are talking lifetime I am not on the list.

If we are talking about 2008-2010 I am not on that list

However, 11-12, I'm #5.

Who put the "bop" in the "bop-shoo bop-shoo bop"?

Do you think they tried other flavors for toothpaste before they settled on mint?

Does a bear **** in the woods? What if he has other options, like he's toilet trained?

If 2 wrongs don't make a right, but 3 lefts do make a right, does that mean the "2 wrongs" guy just gave up too soon? Should he try doing another wrong?
The platters.

I think mint is part of the material that fixes your teeth.

A bear ****s wherever he pleases. I've never heard of a toilet trained bear but whenever I get a new cat I am going to toilet train it.

I've found that when people are wrong it's best to just tell them they suck and they are wrong and not to get involved. Unless it's driving, 3 lefts should work.
 
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You're gonna get bopped Kain. How do you think Kain will feel about that? Do you think you're smarter then Gheb?

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Kain will probably start training to take me down tomorrow, my weakness is if you get my on my back I'm screwed because my shoulders are so ****ed.

I don't know any of you well enough to know if I'm smarter than you. Some of the dumbest people I know on some things are brilliant at other things, also I'm older than most of you so for me to judge smarts isn't fair, I feel I got a lot smarter in a lot of ways after I was 23.

what's your favorite flavor of moonshine? how many flannel shirts do you own? do you chop wood for a living?
"Shinebomb".

More than you'd expect except you are asking me if I chop wood for a living as the next question.

Over 15.

Do you read any manga or watch any anime? Which are some of your favs if so
Does the Megaman series count? I've read Trigun and a few others, some graphic novels, but I don't really read much for enjoyment, just for enlightenment.

I haven't seen a lot of Anime, when I was younger when I had free time I'd usually either play a platformer/RPG, I have 2 siblings so finding time to watch a lot of non-mainstream media was difficult. You need to remember that the internet used to not only suck, but it wasn't readily available at all times, and buying anime is like 40 dollars at Suncoast for like 3 episodes at a time :( I watched Ghost in the Shell and a few other Anime movies that we rented at blockbuster when I was younger too.

When I'd have friends over, unless I made them watch me play video games for hours on end (An old joke with my friends is "Whose turn is it? ROB'S TURN!" because I would never ever lose or die in games so rotating based on deaths or losses was just basically a joke), I'd play mostly fighting games, and I usually had a friend over or stayed over at someones house like every weekend, and thankfully most of my friends had NESes.

I mean I loved watching all of the youngster americanized cartoons, and I loved the Toonami lineup, Thundercats, Voltron, Sailor Moon and DBZ, I've seen most/all of those, and then all of the shows they added I watched most of.

I've watched Paranoia Agent and a few others recently but idk. I enjoy it, and I have been meaning to watch Guirren Laggen or however you spell it and I've seen some of One Piece and I wanted to get into that maybe, but ya know, I guess I enjoy other hobbies and the company of other people too much to fully sit down and enjoy something that requires that much commitment, and I'd need to develop new habits.

Let's keep it a little more E-rated please, y'know, SWF policy and all that >_>

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I got infracted but the post remained the same.

It's a f-air trade.
 
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