What's your favorite sport?
Do you like reading? If so what's your favorite book?
Why did you decide to main wolf?
To watch is football or womens swimming.
To play is probably ultimate frisbee, I'm not into hitting people so football doesn't work out too well.
Swimming is pretty high up there but it's not necessarily "fun" like most ball sports are.
I like reading philosophy and psychology theory, I rarely read for enjoyment unless I know the author, and thankfully I know a lot of great local authors.
True Story: I used to travel around Lincoln and other smaller cities in Lincoln reading poetry I wrote with a bunch of other nerds back when I cared about creative writing.
TBH, Lolita is probably my favorite book for the fact that it is a total mind ****, humbert humbert is a phenominally developed socially ****ed "protagonist", though he's more the antagonist lol.
I guess there are a few reasons I main wolf. When I started out I was playing :bowserbrawl: because I thought he was really good at first, :linkbrawl: because I'm kind of a LOZ fanboy but only for the 2d ****, :sheikbrawl: is my main in melee but holy crap does she suck in comparison, though f-titl is broken vs my character, :luigibrawl: I still play and he's one of my better characters, started playing him because my mustache gave me the power to do so. :marthbrawl: is fun and always an easy character to play vs people, :nessbrawl: I love earthbound and the fact that they took out double jump cancelling means I can actually use his fair/bair off stage!!!!!!!
I never intended on playing as :wolfbrawl: , I hate star fox. Then again I don't like OOT and I main :meleesheik: so....
But I used to play vs a bunch of local dudes and they told me that my best characters was Wolf whenever I'd play as him, and I didn't seem to lose much as him except vs
and
but I'd just go Marth or Luigi vs those POS's. They didn't know about the infinite on luigi.
Then I went to my first tournament, went Wolf vs TRENT first match, won, switched marth, lost, then went back to wolf and won. Been a wolf main since.
If you were to star in a porno, what scenes would you be best at acting out?
Favorite sexual position?
For or against prositution/marijuana being all legalized by the US?
Do you beat your meat and skeet all over the street?
Steak or Quesadillas?
Thugz looks like Pikachu. Do you agree?
Do you enjoy hot tubs?
Have you ever drinken pool water? Did you pee in the same pool water you drank if you did?
Secrets to growing beards/mustaches?
Are you a cornball honky or a wizard of the craft?
Secrets to strawmanning conversations?
Have you ever had a 3-way/team-up?
Best smelling cologne/body wash/shampoo in your opinion?
Favorite food?
Favorite drink?
Favorite
? It's me isn't it. I know. You don't have to answer this question.
How long are your answers going to be for each of these questions?
Do you think you could beat Kain in a karate fight? Real fight? Cockfight (You each choose a chicken and have em fight to the death)?
M or R?
If we are talking about campy pornos with plots, I'd rather enjoy the comedic acting, I can deliver lines pretty hilariously or even convincing if I need to. I can drive a speed boat if we need a high chase scene.
If you mean in the actual act of sexual intercourse, like most men I'd love to be the stunt **** and do *** shots, I mean that's the most hedonistic answer I can give you.
It depends on the girl, I have a habit of sleeping with women that are 5 foot 9-11 and doggy style is very difficult if they have long legs if you want to stay on the bed and not stand up. Depending on the shape of the "axe wound" certain angles you may take will end up feeling better. Girl on top hunched over taking **** is normally the best for them and for me. I'm a people pleaser in most situations. So long as they don't want the last 2 pieces of pizza, both of those are mine.
I am 100% in favor of legalization of marijuana and prostitution.
Marijuana is something that shouldn't be illegal for any reasons, and there are a lot of BAD reasons it's illegal, stemming from racisim that it made our black slaves rowdy to it helps the mexican black market economy, which hurts the USA black market economy because the money isn't staying inside of the American market. Tobacco and Alcohol both are more destructive in terms of what they do to your body and to what they do to the actual plants that are grown around them. Those 2 legal drugs are both poison. There's a reason that every single medicine you've ever taken says "Don't take with alcohol".
Consuming marijuana has only recently been linked to testicular cancer, but that is the only speculative negative, outside of the physical act of smoking, which is bad, mkay. Marijuana has been linked to helping altimeters, glaucoma, and a lot of other problems that have yet to be proven by "accepted" doctors because we don't run positive tests for marijuana, we use tests to see how bad it is, and those results are inconclusive
Legalizing it would help our economy and get rid of a lot of petty criminals that flood our prison system just for smoking a ****ing joint.
Prostitution is a bit more difficult, because I am against the spread of disease, but I figure that there would have to be some sort of a union formed, similar to the adult movie stars union. You gotta get tested for STD's before you perform.
Legalizing this would also help the economy.
I have never masturbated in the streets unless you include someone masturbating me with their mouths, and in that case I went on the bushes.
Steak.
Thugz does kind of look like Pikachu, but he needs his eyes more dilated.
Hell yeah I love hot tubs. I've accidentally dranken pool water, I don't usually pee in the pool, either, but I have.
The secret to growing a great mustache is to just let it grow out for a while, it will look gross and stupid and like you are 11 like Thugz for a while. Then you shave it. It should grow back thicker and to about the same length as it was earlier, and let it go, then shave. Eventually your face will become adjusted to having your facial hair in that location.
It's why when moms/older women complain about having hair on their upper lip/chin they don't want to shave it because it will grow back even more gross and not feminine.
Clearly I'm a wizard.
The secret to strawmanning a convo is to focus on what your opponent is doing wrong and to let go of your own problems. If you make the other person feel they have an chink in their armor it's gravy and you can start talking about pony rides and blow pops.
Nah, I usually just know more about everything than other people do so I don't have to even try to straw man because other people are still trying to find enough straw to build their imperfect representation of themselves.
Sadly, I have never had a true 3-way. I've nailed this girl at a party and then about an hour later got it in with another girl. One time I told my friend JMDJ that I would get him laid (he was a 21 year old virgin) and I successfully did this, but the girl that was with the girl who was nailing JMDJ apparently didn't want to sit on the couch and watch TV while her friend was getting penis'd, so she dragged me into my room where my buddy was plowing his girl. So I've been in the same room with people having sex while having sex myself.
Then there was this time that I was going to have a 3-way, but me and this other girl got started too early (aka we got drunk) and the 3rd person was trying to get it inside of her from my neighbor downstairs...if I wanted to be forceful I could have probably grabbed her and thrown her on the bed and had the other girl start working on her, but I'm not that aggressive.
I don't have a favorite shower utility smell, but I successfully got bath and body works hand lotion banned from my grade school because when I smelled it I would vomit and get a migraine. Add the fact that I was fat and that's why I only had 2 girlfriends in grade school.
Food, I mean I love Pizza, I could probably eat Pizza every meal for the rest of my life and not get too mad about it, so long as I am allowed to switch toppings and brand.
Drink-Alcoholic I love IPA's, I'd rather go sober than drink most lagers. I'm not very into drinking really. I will take shots but not UV blue or most vodkas because I hate rubbing alcohol.
Non-alcoholic I really love Lemonade.
Clearly my favorite Wolf is Steppenwolf, followed by Scooby Doo and the Reluctant werewolf. Shaaaggiiee! Blaaah!
As far as Nebraska Wolves go, there is me, Devi and Math. I probably like Math better as a human becasue he's in an amazing rock band called "fuchsia minutia" and he isn't completely unstable. Devi tries to get girls drunk and throws them at me because he finds it funny that I'm prude around horny drunk girls.
I've met Holms, Seagull, Kain, Lumi and Sushi-Man (if you count him since he was an 09 main) and I think that's it. I will say that I was ****ING SHOCKED that Kain wanted to interview me since I don't really think he likes me all that much.
This long.
I don't know if Kain is trained in karate or anything. If we did a strict Marshall Arts fight, I'm not sure who would win, but know that if Kain threw a laggy move I know Judo and will hip toss him across the floor. Or break his limbs. Idk, I'm more into grapples, counters and submissions.
If we did a real fight, sadly, I'm up to 230 pounds, so, again, unless Kain is properly trained, if I got a hold of him it's over.
I refuse to fight animals. I always hated Pokemon for the same reason.
My initials are RMM. Clearly I favor M's.
Side Note: My Grandpa is RMM, my dad is RMM, my bro is RMM. I always thought that I would want to name my child "Ryu" because it would fit.
How many Top 5 Wolfs are there?
5.
If we are talking lifetime I am not on the list.
If we are talking about 2008-2010 I am not on that list
However, 11-12, I'm #5.
Who put the "bop" in the "bop-shoo bop-shoo bop"?
Do you think they tried other flavors for toothpaste before they settled on mint?
Does a bear **** in the woods? What if he has other options, like he's toilet trained?
If 2 wrongs don't make a right, but 3 lefts do make a right, does that mean the "2 wrongs" guy just gave up too soon? Should he try doing another wrong?
The platters.
I think mint is part of the material that fixes your teeth.
A bear ****s wherever he pleases. I've never heard of a toilet trained bear but whenever I get a new cat I am going to toilet train it.
I've found that when people are wrong it's best to just tell them they suck and they are wrong and not to get involved. Unless it's driving, 3 lefts should work.