Wish Corruptor

[Royal Flush]

Uh...not really

I wish Christmas would be more than once a year.

 

[Kevvviiinnn]

Your wish is granted, but Christmas will have no meaning.

I wish SSBR will be fun.

 

[falcoX]

granted, but you couldnt buy it

i wish that the giants won tonight...

 

[Kevvviiinnn]

Granted, but they will never win again.

I wish birds couldn't fly.

 

[falcoX]

granted, now they shoot lasers

i wish for some lettuce

 

[Morton Junior]

granted, but the lettuce is actually moldy dressed up cheese

I wish Water tasted like something

 

[Kevvviiinnn]

Granted, it tastes like water.

I wish I had a wish.

 

[falcoX]

granted, it tastes like ****

from the above wish granted, i wish i hadnt drinken so much water in my life...

 

[Kevvviiinnn]

Granted, you die from dehydration.

I wish I was very good at being very good at something.

 

[Morton Junior]

granted, but you get dehydrated

I wish I could buy the nintendo revolutipon now

 

[Morton Junior]

granted, but you suck at everything else

I wish I got everythinmg for christmas

 

[Kevvviiinnn]

Granted, you got every insanely horrible thing for Winter Evergreen Tree Day.

I wish I was having fun.

 

[Morton Junior]

granted, but you only have fun for 1 millisecond

I wish i never had to go to school

 

[Zook]

You never did in the first place.


I wish that my avatar became a new planet and swallow Earth exept for all life and I am crowned king and you are all my slaves.

 

[falcoX]

granted, but a revolt is led and you are reduced to mud

I wish Frosty the snowman II was good

 

[Kevvviiinnn]

Granted, but then the video comes alive and eats you.

I wish I had a wish to wish for, but knowing my wish to wish for, I would never want a wish to wish in the first place. Thus, I wish I had a wish.

 

[falcoX]

granted, but when you get the wish, it is snatched away!

i wish i had my basic drivers liscense instead of a crappy permit

 

[Royal Flush]

Granted but you get arrested for bad driving.

I wish hotels didn`t charge for AOL connection.

 

[falcoX]

granted, but they charge for more frivoulous expenses, such as plumbing

I wish school was over

 

[The_Next_Boss]

Granted, but it was only a snow day, so it'll be open tomorrow.

I wish I knew why all the people here hate Gardevoir so much.

 

[Tipo mastr]

granted, but an invisible leprechaun suddenly appears on your shoulder and beats you to death.

I wish I knew what/who gardevoir is.

 

[Royal Flush]

Granted but then Garde was erased from the Pokemon World.

I wish... for 100,000 posts

 

[Zook]

Granted, but you got so many posts by spamming, and you are banned.

I wish that the USA will go from a world power to a 3rd world country.

 

[Royal Flush]

Granted but the United States would be dictated.

I wish my soon to be Diamond Premium Membership never will expire.

 

[Kevvviiinnn]

Granted, but the Diamond Premium Membership gives you a virus that won't allow you to post.

I wish for nothing.

 

[Royal Flush]

Granted but Wipe$$$ beat you to it.

I wish the Smash BRoom wasn`t so dead.

 

[Zook]

Granted. The Smash BRoom is now ruled by spammers.

I wish that I was Rod Sterling and make people enter the Twighlight Zone.

 

[falcoX]

granted, but then i run screaming, or worse, laugh at the cheesieness of the twilight zone

i wish that there was no pants in the world

 

[Royal Flush]

GRanted but thats only for you.

I wish Crimson King didn`t kill my poll.

 

[falcoX]

granted, but personally, I wouldnt be calling out a mod, you could get in alot of trouble.

i wish that mods had more power than gods

 

[storms]

granted...but wait then they would be losers and have the power to shut down our threads.

I wish I could get Bailey69 kicked off smashboards.

 

[falcoX]

granted, but then you will kicked off because you called the mods losers.

i wish i could fly

 

[Royal Flush]

GRanted but you crash into an airplane.

I wish I could run at amazing speeds.

 

[Death Bucket]

Great, except you get lost in time because you went too fast

I wish I had the ocarinia of time

 

[Royal Flush]

Granted but the game is glitched.

I wish for some snow days.

 

[Sinz]

Granted, but you get buried under 10 tons of snow and taikes 3 weeks to dig you out.

I wish I had some shoes....

 

[chibifibi]

Granted, but they're too small for you.

*My wish was nothing*...

 

[spud]

Err... granted but you now have to read the first page of the thread before posting.

I wish Falco could SHDL like fox.

 

[Sinz]

Granted but you break your hands, so you can't ever play smash again.

I wish that I had a pear...

 

[spud]

Granted but I inject it full of horse semen.

I wish for a Revalution.