Wish Corruptor

[Dale]

Granted, but you are promptly shot by hippies and then run over by a stampede of chickens and finally your right hand is eaten by a dingo. You should stick to corrupting wishes.

I wish I had some coffee...right now even.

 

[ShadowAssassin]

granted, but that is the last cup of coffee you will drink ever
I wish i had the power of random thought

 

[rovalles]

granted but the fist random thought makes you implode.

I wish the obsessed little japanese girl at the anime shop would realize that I'm already taken. (shes really cute and all but truthfully flirting's one thing stalkings another)

 

[CloudKid2k4]

granted, but she tells her sister about you and she feels the same way.

I wish could master Archery

 

[SilvenswordsmanX]

Granted, after mastering archery you decide to see if you can hit the arrow off of your brother's head and you do...but the apple wasnt on your brother's head, he was just pulling out of his pocket and...

I wish I can blow up this school computer...

 

[<TK1>Hawkeye]

Granted, but you are suspended for destroying school property.

I wish that everyone had free DSL or Cable. (depending on preferance)

 

[Maruiniq]

Granted, but your parents say you can never get it.

I wish i didn't have to deal with my little cousins when they visit...

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but they hog your TV and smash game, and when your not looking one of them starts chewing on the controllcable and other one microwaves your disc and melts your memorycard(s) with a lighter.

I wish there was a tournament next door.

 

[Maruiniq]

Granted, but they don't let you enter.

I wish my little cousins couldn't visit AT ALL.

 

[bluelion20]

Granted, but then you have to go visit them.

I wish I hadn't beaten up a kid today, I think I'm gonna get writen up.

 

[SNTRL]

(u beat up a kid? )

ganted, but you beat up a teacher and get suspended for a year.

I wish i could beat up a kid.

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Your wish is granted, but then his big brother comes and kicks your butt.

I wish the battle system was up!

 

[GoldShadow]

Granted... but it must be stopped again because it needs more work!

I wish I knew if bluelion left his post count at 666 for now on purpose or not.

 

[SNTRL]

granted, but he flames you for asking(the best i could come up wit.lol)

I wish to be the ruler of the land forever.

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Your wish is granted but forever can be a long time. You get lost in the eternal time continium and people forget about you being on the thrown. They all start to leave your knigdom and start a new one.

I wish to be the best at all video games.

 

[Ultima Nightmare]

Your wish is granted but you will never play video games for the rest of your life.

I wish I had god-like powers.

 

[SNTRL]

granted, but mines are waay stronger than yours

I wish to be in the next WWaker as the hero

 

[Ace(Fox)]

granted but you will lose to ganon forever.

I wish to have striaght A's and never do school work agian.

 

[SNTRL]

granted, but you never learned nothing cause you were given A's instead of earning them.

I wish i was smartest in my class

 

[SilvenswordsmanX]

Granted, your the smartest in your class but everyone else gets jealous and throws gamecube controlllers at you, thanks to the controller's design the right part of the controller poked you in the eye and you are now permanently blind.

I wish I can fvck the **** out of Samus...

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Granted:you get banned however for cussing too much in your post.

I wish I could sit in my room and stare at the wall for the rest of my life.

 

[SNTRL]

granted, but your memories of playing smash comes back and you once again become addicted to playing SSBM

I wish SSBM was'nt so addictive

 

[SilvenswordsmanX]

Granted, you lose addiction at the worst moment ever. Suddenly a smash tournament runs in NYC with 100+tvs. The tourney tells all the people's moms when they are leaving and what time they will get back and everyone gets a free ride to the tourney. Everyone's mother agree's because they get a free trip to an exotic island of their choice and a 3 year membership for an online dating service. Everyone on smashboards is going but you...

I wish I can get those ****ed terrorists to stop attacking the US and other allies...

 

[SNTRL]

granted, but then they focus only on ur house.

I wish to create my own fighter in SSBM

 

[Maruiniq]

Granted, but it sucks. So then all of SWF hates you for creating such a sucky character!

I wish my cousin wasn't so stubborn...

 

[SNTRL]

granted, but your best friend becomes very stubborn

I wish i could be all that i can be

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Granted.But instead of being in the army you find yourself in the marines. They find out you said you want to be all that you can be and jump you.

I wish that my wish couldn't turn into anything bad.

 

[Dale]

Well, you said you wish "your wish" couldn't turn into anything bad right? Well you never actually made a wish in that post that would allow me to not turn it into anything bad. So, in this mass state of confusion your computer explodes sending shards of glass hurtling at you. The glass slices through your soft, fleshy face much like a VolksWagen slices through a flock of Canadian geese. Ok? But unlike the way in which a desk lamp slices through Legos. They are two completely different circumstances, so don't get them confused...

I wish I had to work this week. Can you believe that I actually found a job where I'd rather be there then at home sleeping in my bed?

 

[<TK1>Hawkeye]

Granted, but unfortunately you are fired and find a job in a meat-packaging plant where you work for minimum wage 15 hours a day for the rest of your life.

I wish that stupidity was painful.

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Granted: but it turns out he likes it and posts more like it.

I wish I had the powers to stop time and turn invisdable. He Heee!

 

[Dale]

Originally posted by Ace(Fox)
Granted: but it turns out he likes it and posts more like it.

:freak:
Where on God's green Earth did that answer come from. I mean, correct me if I'm wrong but that, to me, makes no sense to the previous wish.
So, in that case, your wish is not granted. O.o
And you die, like an insect...slowly


I wish someone would manufacture chocolate bread...it's the best thing since sliced bread.

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Hawkeye said that he hopes what he said was stupidly painfull. In reguards to your wish.

I said that you liked looking stupid and posted more stupid ones like it. Duh, agian!

Try thinking a little next time before saying something doesn't make any sense.

Let's get back to the topic.... my wish.

 

[SNTRL]

granted, but you get stuck in a time and stay invisable(i know...i made a stupid answer )

I wish for a new game

 

[CloudKid2k4]

Granted but it is bug ridden and wrecks ur PS2, Xbox, or Gamecube(im guessin Gamecube, I DO NOT like the Xbox.) and it will never work again and you have to buy a new one.

I wish all attractive women would be attracted to me.

 

[SakuraPichu]

Granted, but all women are attracted to you since all women are attractive on some way.

I wish that i had a cat.

 

[GoldShadow]

Granted, you get a cat. But it's a bigcat. A lion to be precise. But don't worry, lions actually make nice pets. Well, for about 2 hours. After 2 hours, they eat you. Have fun.

I wish I could turn music up as loud as I want in my room and no one would care...

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but because you make the sound so high, your hearing is getting weaker, your stereo burns up because overheat, and your window breaks.

I wish I had more good luck.

 

[Dale]

Granted, you gain lots of good luck. In fact, on your toombstone it states: "Only person on earth to die by being struck by lightning while falling out of an office biulding"

I wish Comcast didn't suck so much...

 

[Maruiniq]

Granted, but everything else you actually like, sucks even more!

I wish i could go on my ice skating trip tomorrow instead of on friday...

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Granted, but your trip sucks due to lack of organization. And you find out that if you would have gone on friday you would have scored with a really hot chick.

I wish I didn't have so much homework.