Wish Corruptor

[ShadowAssassin]

Granted but then it breaks down
I wish all you base are belong to me

 

[SNTRL]

granted, but they suddenly catch on fire.

I wish i could go back in time to change my mistakes

 

[bluelion20]

Granted, but you didn't take any notes, so you forgot all your mistakes and thus couldn't change them.

I wish my science teacher would shut her trap.

 

[SNTRL]

granted, but a more annoying sub comes

I wish for world peice

 

[SakuraPichu]

Granted but due to the world is now in peices and is off balance and we tumble into the sun.

i wish Chaoser could spell.

 

[DukieMan1223]

Granted, but then he'd totally beat you in the national spelling bee competition.

I wish I had a car with some spinners.

 

[Maruiniq]

granted, but in exchange, you lost your engine...

I wish i could shoot lasser beams out of my eyes and blast all the people who annoy me!

 

[Dale]

Granted, but you suddenly realize that, although your eyes now have superior pwning power, you can no longer see out of them...what a shame. =)

I wish my job was a little closer, not 1 hour away.

 

[Maruiniq]

Granted, but now, everthing but your job is 1 hour away.

I wish i didn't have to go to school tomorrow ¬_¬

 

[bluelion20]

Granted, but the nerd in your school comes to your house and delivers you all the work you missed. And he says its due tomorrow...

I wish I could beat up the 14 people I hate without getting caught.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but later the same year when they have recovered they hunt you down, but now fully armed with deadly weapons like guns, bats, and cheese.

I wish I had 1'000'000 VS matches played on SSBM (I dont uses AR so "hahaa!" to everyone that do)

 

[DukieMan1223]

Granted, but you are a total geek for wasting a wish on that crap.

I wish that vegetables didn't taste so horrible.

 

[cheeseguy]

Granted, but everything else tastes like vegetables.

I wish I had a new cell phone.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, it is a brand new Siemens c25 enjoy. Does not include batteries, sim card and a lcd screen but you get a free keychain of it.

I wish that DukieMan1223 diden't call be bad things.

 

[bluelion20]

Granted, but then everyone else calls you bad names.

I wish my b-day was tomorrow instead of the day after tomorrow.

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

granted, but because you moved the calender a day over to the left, the whole world goes into chaos and everyone blames you and you get a nuke that's about to go off for your b-day present.


I wish that Spring Break would last forever.

 

[DukieMan1223]

Granted, but you get horrible sun burn from vacationing!

I wish I had really neat bike.

 

[<TK1>Hawkeye]

Granted, but you contract polio and become a criple.

I wish that there were no taxes.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but since there are no taxes, your boss decides to reduce your salary by 80%.

I wish I had a job, a 'good' job.

 

[Dale]

granted, you find a "good" job like mine and you now work for a highly popular theme park but you end up dying in a bizarre roller coaster acident. How sad.

I wish Ricky would stop calling, seriously, stop. I'm already at school.

 

[SS4Ricky]

Granted, but Kim calls you constantly asking for information tommorw.

I wish dale would come to class so he wouldn't fail his class. Really. You're never in class.

 

[bluelion20]

Granted, but then you never go to class, and thus, fail your class.

I wish my best friend wasn't at a Swimming camp. He's gonna miss my b-day tomorrow

 

[GoldShadow]

Granted, instead he's at a Band Camp...

I wish I could live without oxygen.

 

[<TK1>Hawkeye]

Granted. *WhAmmm* You become 10x shorter and 20x wider as a bus full of nuns suddenly tries to occupy the same space that you are. (yeah .. you b dead)

I wish that vinegar smelled like fresh cut daffodils.

 

[SakuraPichu]

Granted but there are also fresh cut daffodils in the vinegar.

I wish people would stop mocking me.

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

granted, but now they just laugh mirthfully at you instead of going through the trouble of mocking you.

I wish that every time I looked in my pocket I had a new twenty dollar bill.

 

[SNTRL]

granted, but u steal when u sleep walk so everytime u wake up the money is already in ur pockets.

I wish i could pass my test this week

 

[GoldShadow]

Er... that took up a lot of space and was really annoying... continuing from Chaoser's post:

Granted, but you fail all your other tests.

I wish I owned my own satellite...

 

[SNTRL]

granted, but the government thinks its some kind of weapon and traces it back to you

I wish for fairly odd parents

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but they now want to move to Alaska and you a FORCED to come to. In Alsaska you find out that your new house is 4 times as smal as the one you have now and you all share the same bed room with 12 other people.

I wish I never wasted any time trying to read the whole spam posts.

 

[bluelion20]

Granted, but then you just use the time reading spam posts.

I wish there were no trolls in the world.

 

[SNTRL]

granted, then theirs goblins

I wish i was him

 

[GoldShadow]

Granted... you are now an insignificant collection of pixels on a monitor that looks like for eternity. Well, at least until the monitor's power is disconnected...

I wish I had an infinite number of boxes of Easy mac.

 

[SilvenswordsmanX]

GOT IT! Just wait til you get sick of the taste...

I wish MODS could delete ppl's post so the kirby guy's annoying post would be gone.

That's funny! I wish you wouldn't post your sig!

 

[SNTRL]

granted, but they accidentally delete ur account.

I wish i knew everything about SSBM

 

[CloudKid2k4]

granted, but Nintendo comes out with a sequel a day later and its 100% different and nobody cares about SSBM anymore. (i dont know if thats works oh well )

I wish i could die in freak accident

 

[Dale]

Granted, but once your tongue is removed from the printer, nobody really cares any more. Even your parents forget about you.

I wish I had the uncanny ability to turn lights on and off at will.

 

[SNTRL]

granted, *clap* *clap*

I wish i was the happiest person ever

 

[SilvenswordsmanX]

Granted but after 3 years,20 weeks,50 days,3 hours,17 mins and 20 secs of smiling you get a permanent cramp in your face

I wish I can beat Azen and Isai in SSBM

 

[Maruiniq]

Granted, but then they jump you so no one will ever find out that you beat them.

I wish i didn't have to corrupt anymore wishes...