Wish Corruptor

[TakDragon7]

granted but you cried over them because you just lost them again.

I wish for 110 pizzas.

 

[Tera253]

granted but I shot you for them.
I wish for 149 pies.
~Tera253~

 

[TakDragon7]

granted but a little kid come by and stole them.

I wish for 111 pizzas.

 

[Tera253]

granted, but the grass is still greener on the other side.
I wish for 150 pies. w00t.
~Tera253~

 

[TakDragon7]

granted but your house just got nuked.

I whs for 112 pizzas.

 

[AHotGreasedUpJigglyPuff 4 Luvin']

Granted, but yours and Tera253's insatiable blood lust for pie's and pizzas have effectively destroyed this thread and burnt the eyes out of every fool unfortunate enough to get caught in the middle.

I wish life had more meaning than super smash brothers melee.

 

[TakDragon7]

granted but ppl and life just can't resist SSBM and SSBB.

I wish for 113 pizzas.

 

[Meta-Knight]

Granted, but Kirby came by and inhaled all your pizzas.

I wish I was an autobot that can transform into a totally pimped out Mustang convertable

 

[TakDragon7]

granted but it wound up to be a pinto.

I wish for 114 pizzas.

 

[Tera253]

granted, but Yoshi pwned them and b00zer.
I wish for 151 pies. in Pokemon, that's Mew.
~Tera253~

 

[strider43]

Granted, and you do get a mew!
I wish for some tasty fresh butterfingers chocolate.

 

[smashman90]

Granted, but the butterfinger is hard like a rock.

I wish that everybody will stop wishing for pies and pizzas.

 

[Meta-Knight]

Granted, but everyone will start wishing for an army of Barneys to take over the world

I wish I had a million dollars

 

[AHotGreasedUpJigglyPuff 4 Luvin']

Granted, but it turns out that a date with Shigeru Miyamoto costs 1,000,001 dollars, so you can't help but feel empty inside.

I wish for a toilet seat thats always pre-warmed when nature calls.

 

[TakDragon7]

granted but it wasn't so you had a really bad experience.

I wish for 115 pizzas.

 

[Legolastom]

Granted but you eat so much that you said "if i wish for 116 pizzas im a moron idiot head silly billy"

I wish for something...

 

[strider43]

Granted, and your mother dies at her work.
I wish for world peace.


Side note, there is no such thing as aliens...!

 

[mathos]

Granted but then Aliens come and destroy the world.
I wish for a new falco color.

 

[TakDragon7]

granted but it was a weird color.

I wish for 116 pizzas.

 

[d_shep04]

Your wish is granted, but you will only have sardins for your toppings

I wish I had my own japanese anime

 

[smashman90]

Granted, but it doesn't do well with viewers and is shortly cancelled after 6 episodes.

I wish that I had all of the superpowers of every marvel comic superhero, anti-hero, and supervillain.

 

[Legolastom]

Granted but all that powers causes you to spontaneously com bust. (And you become spontaneously com busting man).

I wish for a small country.

 

[Pythag]

Granted, but it's New Jersey
I wish for the next person to post to get the flu

 

[d_shep04]

Granted, but I become immune to it

I wish I had a reflector shield

 

[TakDragon7]

granted but it didn't work out so well.

I wish for 117 pizzas.

 

[omfgomfg]

Granted, but they weren't made for you at all.

I wish for nothing

 

[smashman90]

Granted, but you get something.
I wish I had a chainsaw for a hand.

 

[Legolastom]

Granted but you scratch your chin

I wish for a fishing rod for a hand

 

[TakDragon7]

granted but you get a stick.

I wish for 118 pizzas.

 

[Legolastom]

Granted but you get a stick

I wish for a stick

 

[EdgeMaster025]

Granted but the stick impales you when you fall down on it.

I wish my Charizard were Lv100.

 

[MARIOWNAGE]

Granted but you used rare candies to get it, so it sucks.

I wish to be sleeping

 

[Marth/Falco Pro]

wish granted but you go into a sleep so deep that you never wake up

I wish I was as good a Marth as Ken in ssbm

 

[d_shep04]

granted, but you still get pwnd by noobz

i wish i could wave dash

 

[TakDragon7]

Granted but you fell off the edge and lost a life.

I wish for 119 pizzas.

 

[d_shep04]

granted, but you die after the first one

I wish takdragon stop asking for pizzas

 

[Marth/Falco Pro]

granted but now he's going to ask for calzones which is virtually the same thing.

I wish no one played as Shiek

 

[TakDragon7]

granted but ppl still do.

I wish for 120 pizzas.

 

[BloodBowler]

Granted, but you hate the toppings.

I wish Peach had Jigglypuff's rest.

 

[strider43]

Granted, but the lag time is 3x longer.
I wish for a one dollors coins, made of fabric...