Why Melee is much better then Brawl.

[Golem the Stern Father]

So, my joke thread was locked, but this one wasn't? The mods are pretty idiotic.

I wouldn't go there, but this isn't funny after a while. Yeah, I was one of the guys that quickly thought this was spam and didn't bother to read the entire thing, but it makes a point. (That the forum is lacking humor)

 

[Brawler Lime]

Well, this topic is gay for the reason that its gay. The person who made it is probably gay, which gives him the ability to be gay. When melee came out, he was probably gay about it, and that let him be gay in melee. Now he is gay in brawl, so everyone flames him because he is gay, by being gay.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

I wouldn't go there, but this isn't funny after a while. Yeah, I was one of the guys that quickly thought this was spam and didn't bother to read the entire thing, but it makes a point. (That the forum is lacking humor and intelligence)

Fixed

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[Lord Viper]

Why does this thread exist? This is not even a question that need to be answered in this thread.

 

[DonkeyPirate]

im all for the use of advanced techs, but im ok with them not being in brawl. wavedashing and l canceling greatly improved my game and made me the top melee player among my friends. but brawl will be online which means I dont have to wait for them to get together to fight someone anymore.

 

[NotaModerator]

lawl at whoever doesn't get it
man i wish i was a moderator...

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Why does this thread exist?

.............. Sorry, I can't give you an intelligent answer.

 

[DonkeyPirate]

lawl at whoever doesn't get it
man i wish i was a moderator...

I think everyone got it. well I hope so anyway, every other word was wavedash.....wavedashwavedashwavedashwavedash

 

[PiSToLZ]

It was a good attemp at humor but shouldn't have used brawl in general maybe somethng a little less drastic. But lol nice joke.

 

[Terywj [태리]]

So alot of people are excited for Brawl, huh? Well you shouldn't be. It's totally inferior to Melee. I haven't even played and I know this!!

You see Melee had wavedashing and Brawl doesn't have wavedashing making the ability to wavedash impossible and Melee gives you the ability to wavedash which allows you to wavedash unlike Brawl which doesn't let you wavedash because of no wavedash. You see the wavedash exists in Melee because of the wavedash and wavedashing would let you wavedash across the stage by wavedashing unlike in Brawl where you can't wavedash because of the fact that wavedashing no longer exists due to lack of wavedash meaning you cannot wavedash in Brawl because of no wavedash.

This truly is an awful game.

This is why you were banned before...

 

[brawlmaniac]

This is why you were banned before...

He was banned before????

 

[Crazy Ace 01]

I lol'd.

10char

 

[Mule50]

I can't believe that some people actually found this funny...

 

[Lovely]

I can't believe that some people actually found this funny...

Me to, I just read the first page in less than five seconds and saw this thread was a waste of time even reading the first post. So I won't post her anymore.

 

[Darkslash]

I can;t believe i fell for this trick