JesiahTEG
Smash Master
You know, growing up when I was literally like, 4 years old, I was IN LOVE with Sonic. All I did was play Sonic 1 & 2. I'd wake up every morning and watch SatAM. I watched AOSTH as well, which was goofy but at the time I loved it since I was a little kid.
Time went on, and I played Sonic 3 and Sonic and Knuckles. Also, Sonic 2 and Knuckles. When I was in middle school I used to wake up at 5 AM just to watch Sonic Underground. Idk why the **** they put it on so early, but whatever.
I met this kid who got me into Sonic the Hedgehog comics, which were based on SatAM. I even had Sonic Spinball and Sonic 3D Blast. I still have them.
I bought a Dreamcast and played Sonic Adventure. I played Sonic Adventure 2 when it came out.
When Sonic X was on TV, I watched that **** nonstop. I've literally played every good Sonic The Hedgehog game, and watched every Sonic The Hedgeghog TV series.
****, when I was younger I used to go outside and run around as fast as I could pretending to be Sonic. I used to eat Chili Dogs nonstop. I didn't even like them, but that's what Sonic did so I had to do it.
He was my hero, my idol, my god. I literally wished I was Sonic The Hedgehog when I was younger.
And, I still loved him...Until about 2 years ago. Brawl.
Way to take one of my favorite video game characters and just make him suck horribly.
Does anyone realize that, if you actually took Sonic The Hedgehog and accurately portrayed him in Brawl, he'd easily be the best character? Him or Snake at least. He can run at the speed of sound, turn into a buzzsaw (Which Brawl conveniently left out) and just mess people up.
Let's look at the best characters in Brawl.
Meta Knight- Yeah, he'd be up there if the characters were true to their origins pre-brawl, but Sonic would just outspeed him and Meta Knight wouldn't be able to touch him. In fact, Sonic has brought down institutions way bigger than Meta Knight's Halberd. Death Egg, anyone?
DeDeDe- LOL WTF A FAT PENGUIN IS BETTER THAN SONIC THE HEDGEHOG? BULL ****!
Wario- Wow. Just wow.
Diddy- A monkey with bananas. That's so ****ing insulting to Sonic.
It's like, they took what should be the best character, or at least tied for 1st with Snake, and just made him into a pile of ****.
Then, there's the Brawl players. Yeah, I'm looking at YOU. Who INSIST on playing Sonic in Brawl, despite how terrible he is. It's like, you could play a good character, and then play Sonic on the side for fun.
But no. You just HAVE to play him, and make Brawl completely unenjoyable in that annoying *** match.
I'll say this for you in case the people you play with don't tell you this: No one likes playing against Sonic. It's ****ing annoying.
He literally runs and spins and jumps and springs around while you're on the ground ****ing chasing him which is pointless since it's impossible to catch him, and you're getting hit every once in a while for 2% here, 5% there. It's like, wtf is the point?
Do you guys play this character to annoy your opponents? Cuz it definitely works. Who knows wtf that character is doing when he's just spinning and going crazy all over the place. He looks like he's on crack. Thanks Nintendo, for completely butchering this character and making playing him pointless, and playing against him annoying and agonizing.
That being said, I love you all <3.
Time went on, and I played Sonic 3 and Sonic and Knuckles. Also, Sonic 2 and Knuckles. When I was in middle school I used to wake up at 5 AM just to watch Sonic Underground. Idk why the **** they put it on so early, but whatever.
I met this kid who got me into Sonic the Hedgehog comics, which were based on SatAM. I even had Sonic Spinball and Sonic 3D Blast. I still have them.
I bought a Dreamcast and played Sonic Adventure. I played Sonic Adventure 2 when it came out.
When Sonic X was on TV, I watched that **** nonstop. I've literally played every good Sonic The Hedgehog game, and watched every Sonic The Hedgeghog TV series.
****, when I was younger I used to go outside and run around as fast as I could pretending to be Sonic. I used to eat Chili Dogs nonstop. I didn't even like them, but that's what Sonic did so I had to do it.
He was my hero, my idol, my god. I literally wished I was Sonic The Hedgehog when I was younger.
And, I still loved him...Until about 2 years ago. Brawl.
Way to take one of my favorite video game characters and just make him suck horribly.
Does anyone realize that, if you actually took Sonic The Hedgehog and accurately portrayed him in Brawl, he'd easily be the best character? Him or Snake at least. He can run at the speed of sound, turn into a buzzsaw (Which Brawl conveniently left out) and just mess people up.
Let's look at the best characters in Brawl.
Meta Knight- Yeah, he'd be up there if the characters were true to their origins pre-brawl, but Sonic would just outspeed him and Meta Knight wouldn't be able to touch him. In fact, Sonic has brought down institutions way bigger than Meta Knight's Halberd. Death Egg, anyone?
DeDeDe- LOL WTF A FAT PENGUIN IS BETTER THAN SONIC THE HEDGEHOG? BULL ****!
Wario- Wow. Just wow.
Diddy- A monkey with bananas. That's so ****ing insulting to Sonic.
It's like, they took what should be the best character, or at least tied for 1st with Snake, and just made him into a pile of ****.
Then, there's the Brawl players. Yeah, I'm looking at YOU. Who INSIST on playing Sonic in Brawl, despite how terrible he is. It's like, you could play a good character, and then play Sonic on the side for fun.
But no. You just HAVE to play him, and make Brawl completely unenjoyable in that annoying *** match.
I'll say this for you in case the people you play with don't tell you this: No one likes playing against Sonic. It's ****ing annoying.
He literally runs and spins and jumps and springs around while you're on the ground ****ing chasing him which is pointless since it's impossible to catch him, and you're getting hit every once in a while for 2% here, 5% there. It's like, wtf is the point?
Do you guys play this character to annoy your opponents? Cuz it definitely works. Who knows wtf that character is doing when he's just spinning and going crazy all over the place. He looks like he's on crack. Thanks Nintendo, for completely butchering this character and making playing him pointless, and playing against him annoying and agonizing.
That being said, I love you all <3.