Who would you beat down?

[someguy12]

I wasn't trying to be funny, i was bringing up a point on how much the zelda cd-i games suck. I can't remember who said it, it wasn't on this fourm though, they said " Link looks like he has just drank a bottle of drain cleaner"

 

[punkomatic622]

people who say that they're witty and funny usually aren't

HOLD ON!

did one smash child with less posts than the other just diss another smash child who actually had a pretty funny post?

that's cold bra, not gonna happen on my thread

 

[EpicE]

Post count dont really mean **** but that guy was pretty lame pointing that out then failing in humor himself.

 

[punkomatic622]

Post count dont really mean **** but that guy was pretty lame pointing that out then failing in humor himself.

He's my brother, so i know for sure he's lame.

He's not funny at all and he needs to learn his place. BAM! DISSED!

 

[ifoundwaldo512]

Post count dont really mean **** but that guy was pretty lame pointing that out then failing in humor himself.

Real brave talkin down to a smash child. and i wasn't tryin to be funny.

"And learn my place" (punkomatic) on a stupid fanboy site half of the people on here are obsessed with?

 

[punkomatic622]

Real brave talkin down to a smash child. and i wasn't tryin to be funny.

Depending on where you live, this quote could have two responses:


Western U.S. = Them's fightin' words tex. You gonna belly up to the bar?

or

Any urban area = Can ya dig it holmes? I'm bout' to get all up in yo' grill!

 

[punkomatic622]

Real brave talkin down to a smash child. and i wasn't tryin to be funny.

"And learn my place" (punkomatic) on a stupid fanboy site half of the people on here are obsessed with?

Did you just insult every single person on the smashboards?

You deserve some points from the mods. *hint to all mods*

 

[EpicE]

Real brave talkin down to a smash child. and i wasn't tryin to be funny.

"And learn my place" (punkomatic) on a stupid fanboy site half of the people on here are obsessed with?

Smash Child, Smash Lord, Smash Asshat or w/e it dont matter to me, I'll say what I want.

And if humor was not the point of the post then what was? to be imformative? either way you failed at w/e you were trying to say, go away.

 

[Deleted member]

Ditto. Verbatim.

Thirded.

Man, I can see Ridley wanting to roast Tingle slowly over a flamethrower, then carefully pick aside the gristle and bones to get at the juicy fairy meat inside.

 

[Puffs]

Thirded.

Man, I can see Ridley wanting to roast Tingle slowly over a flamethrower, then carefully pick aside the gristle and bones to get at the juicy fairy meat inside.

As Ridley wants to do to anyone who's not Ridley.

 

[The Nerd]

I want to see a massive army of Pikmin take down and eat Giga Bowser. It would never happen, but **** it would be cool.

Also, I feel I must agree with what someone else said in this thread earlier. I want to Any character end a gamecube with F-Zero GX in it... because that game is too absurdly difficult to exist.

And while I'm at it, I'd like to see Viewtiful Joe Slow-Mo kick every single last person who's written the script for the past couple sonic games in the Balls. Just putting that out there.

 

[Superninjabreadman]

Ice. Friggin. Climbers.

I would beat them up with Marth. or ganondorf. or maybe Lucas. just because I can.

 

[Superninjabreadman]

Smash Child, Smash Lord, Smash Asshat or w/e it dont matter to me, I'll say what I want.

And if humor was not the point of the post then what was? to be imformative? either way you failed at w/e you were trying to say, go away.

Seriously. peeps arent as good at smash as they are at posting on evereything they see.


Two completely diffrent things.


Sorry to Doublepost.

 

[punkomatic622]

Ice. Friggin. Climbers.

I would beat them up with Marth. or ganondorf. or maybe Lucas. just because I can.

THANK YOU

somebody understands.

The ice climbers aren't even good enough to be two different characters, so they put two sucky characters together to create a super-useless character duo.

Who wouldn't want to kick the crap out of that?

 

[SubparSmashBrother]

I would beat up this fat kid named Channeler at my school with Captain Falcon.

 

[smashmaniac16]

beat up snake with jigglypuff

 

[punkomatic622]

beat up snake with jigglypuff

Now that, would be an awesome sight

 

[Rain(ame)]

I would beat the crap out of Squall and Tidus with Peach. I'm sorry....but those two really piss me off.

Off Subject:
Oh, and you guys gotta look up Anime Parliament for AnimeNEXT. I took a case against Yuna from FFX, xD good stuff.

 

[Ridley FTB!!!]

Ridley vs Slippy,Sonic,Tingle,Master Cheif,Bugs Bunny and for mthe laugh Worm from the worms games.

 

[punkomatic622]

Ridley vs Slippy,Sonic,Tingle,Master Cheif,Bugs Bunny and for mthe laugh Worm from the worms games.

wow, you found my thread right after you commented graciously on my picture in brawl pictures thread.

I think i have a guardian angel. (who in my mind looks oddly like pit.)

 

[Crooked Crow]

I'd beat Tingle with Link

I always wanted to do it in the games

 

[Ridley FTB!!!]

wow, you found my thread right after you commented graciously on my picture in brawl pictures thread.

I think i have a guardian angel. (who in my mind looks oddly like pit.)

*Notices someone is on to him*
*Flys away*

 

[blazer787]

i'd beat the crap out of peppy with cloud then lock him up in a room with a cafinated slippy

 

[WiiLittleMan]

I would looove to crush Captain Olimar (with his pikmin) with Ridley. I want Olimar in for this sole purpose.

 

[punkomatic622]

I would looove to crush Captain Olimar (with his pikmin) with Ridley. I want Olimar in for this sole purpose.

Dude, you've got it all wrong.

replace the word "Olimar" with the word "WiiLittleMan" and the word "Ridley" with "Captain Olimar"

 

[Twisted]

Beat Tingel with a murderous mob of LoZ chickens

 

[punkomatic622]

Beat Tingel with a murderous mob of LoZ chickens

I can just imagine the queer things Tingle would scream out while being chased.

I'm not even going to give an example because:

1. I wouldn't do it justice

2. I'm pretty sure i don't know what a gay guy screams while being chased by a group of ravenous chickens

 

[Weed]

Use the Lyn assist trophy (*sniff*) to beat the **** out of Ike.

 

[punkomatic622]

BTW,

I'd ***** slap one of the strippers from Grand Theft Auto with the white-gloved hand boss from SSBM.

 

[lavamage]

well first of all Lip would get owned by Ridley, then tom Nook, then Meta Knight.

Then the same would happen to Master cheif, viva Pinyata (no idea what is in that game) and Animal Crosser if he/she was in over Tom Nook.

 

[UsernameLink]

tingle in WW then i could GET MY GOD **** MONEY BACK!!!

 

[Meta-Knight]

First thing I do, I'm gonna pick Mario and kick Sonic's *** on Battlefield. Then from there on, I'm picking my main, Meta Knight and kick the living hell out of every other character I hate. (I'm not saying I hate Sonic, it's just that IMO Mario dominates Sonic)

 

[cloaked0ne23]

I'd beat all the characters fused together with a hot glue gun as starwars kid with the amazing golf retriever, which also turns into a light saber, so I could melt the hotGlue off and fight all of them seperated then at the same time like some silly kill bill show, or the matrix.

 

[Mr. Nintendork]

All I wanna do is rip TIngle to shreds with Giga Bowser.
Is that too much to ask?

 

[Puffs]

First thing I do, I'm gonna pick Mario and kick Sonic's *** on Battlefield. Then from there on, I'm picking my main, Meta Knight and kick the living hell out of every other character I hate. (I'm not saying I hate Sonic, it's just that IMO Mario dominates Sonic)

It's not your opinion, it's fact.

 

[Circus]

I'm pretty sure i don't know what a gay guy screams while being chased by a group of ravenous chickens

. . . There's a ***** related joke involving a synonym for "chicken" in there somewhere, but I don't work blue.

It's not your opinion, it's fact.

It's not fact.

It's Digiorno.