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Who would you beat down?

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punkomatic622 said:
I agree with you on the facts that pokemon are cool, peach is okay, lucas's haircut is gay, and ness has a pretty bad haircut too.

On the other hand, take a good look at Tingle, and i think you'll realize it really doesn't get less manly than Tingle.
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I like Lucas' hair. It may be "duck-like" or "gay", but I still really like it.

And Tingle certainly isn't manly. I just meant that all the people who seem to need to assert their masculinity by pounding on him (or Jigglypuff, or Peach, etc.) irk me.
 
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I will definately be kicking yoshi's fat ***lol. Don't get me wrong about yoshi being cool and everything, It's just one thing... for mario strikers charged, no matter who you try to hit yoshi with, yoshi will always win cause his toung. All those times of being put into the electric fence... time for some revenge!!!!!!! lol.
 
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Nothing Rhymes with Circus said:
I like Lucas' hair. It may be "duck-like" or "gay", but I still really like it.

And Tingle certainly isn't manly. I just meant that all the people who seem to need to assert their masculinity by pounding on him (or Jigglypuff, or Peach, etc.) irk me.
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Nobody pounds on Tingle without me pounding them!

Tingle for Prez!
(he's more manly and assertive than our current one anyway)
(at least he know where to put his "troops")
 
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sonic130 said:
I will definately be kicking yoshi's fat ***lol. Don't get me wrong about yoshi being cool and everything, It's just one thing... for mario strikers charged, no matter who you try to hit yoshi with, yoshi will always win cause his toung. All those times of being put into the electric fence... time for some revenge!!!!!!! lol.
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Haha. That's exactly why I use him (besides the fact that I just love him in general). I can understand the animosity though.

punkomatic622 said:
Nobody pounds on Tingle without me pounding them!

Tingle for Prez!
(he's more manly and assertive than our current one anyway)
(at least he know where to put his "troops")
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Wow, way to work a Bush joke into a reference about Tingle's manliness. I thought it couldn't be done.
 
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i would be olimar and beat the crap out of mario

idk why, just because of the fact that olimar is mario with an l in his name...
 
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Nothing Rhymes with Circus said:
Haha. That's exactly why I use him (besides the fact that I just love him in general). I can understand the animosity though.

Wow, way to work a Bush joke into a reference about Tingle's manliness. I thought it couldn't be done.
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I am the front man of the site when it comes to pure comedy gold...(at least i think so)
 
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punkomatic622 said:
Nobody pounds on Tingle without me pounding them!

Tingle for Prez!
(he's more manly and assertive than our current one anyway)
(at least he know where to put his "troops")
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I say i win the page (i have a huge ego, i know.)

ME: can i have a cookie?

ME: why yes punkomatic622, in fact, i'll give you three of them.

ME: really? do you mean it?

ME: why yes, yes i do. here you go:


ME: oh, thank you so much! I'll never forget this!

ME: why yes, i know. it's not everyday you win your own page.

ME: oh, i'm quite aware. I've been waiting for 5 pages to win my own page.

ME: really? well i guess all that work finally payed off. Congratulations!

ME: Thank you

(at this point, i got really tired of talking to myself and started sobbing. I cried and cried and cried until i eventually cried myself to sleep. I then woke up alone and sad in a cold world. Then i realized Brawl would be out soon, and was happy enough to live another day.This, my friends, is how i choose to live my life.):psycho::psycho::psycho::psycho::psycho:
 
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If i could beat any1 down i would have to say a pikmen that never dies they are so cute when they are in pain :p


and ppl that think tecken is, and i quote "Teh PWNZORZ" with a diddy kong with a machine gun
 
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How about beating up Snake and Sonic with Mario and Link! Not that I hate Sonic and Snake, I would just want to put them in their place.
 
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Sonic in complete Sonic X personality and lines, with Mega-Giga Bowser (Bowser in Special Brawl: Mega Mode after he gets the FS).
 
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The cast of Smash Brawl beating the crap out of the cast of High School Musical.

A more realistic choice would be Stantler (AKA Worst Pokemon Design Ever)
 
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Jave said:
The cast of Smash Brawl beating the crap out of the cast of High School Musical.

A more realistic choice would be Stantler (AKA Worst Pokemon Design Ever)
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LoL! Totally agree. High School Musical cast needs to burned by lava in Norfair...heheh

But seriously, I want to destroy Tingle...preferably by eating him...If he's playable, I want him to get eaten by Rayquaaza....sharp teeth > balloon ;)
 
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i would torture sonic with mario cuz he was a treath to the plumber in early 90's
 
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I would use Pokemon Trainer, and any other first or second generation Pokemon character to beat the devil out of Gamefreak.

Genius Sonority would help.
 
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I'd destroy Pokemon Trainer without his Pokemon with Solid Snake. Don't you EVER think you'll win with Pokemon and no battle skils.:mad: That look and design on Pokemon Trainer's face makes me want to have Snake choke him to..... I'll stop here.:enforcer:
 
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This thread is awsome! I would so much like to see Michael Jackson, Tingle, and someone who hasn't been used yet, this guy get beat down:



Death to The CD-i!!!!
 
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