Who would you beat down?

[lookatthatbaconsizzle]

i'd kill frogger with an 18 wheeler, 3 inches from the end of the road.

I'd also beat the **** out of Vaan from final fantasy xii with a horde of ravenous pikmin

FFXII ruled.

 

[rockmace]

I'd love to beat any big boss.. with any of the kittens of Catz

 

[punkomatic622]

First, i'd create a Chuck Norris videogame.
Then, this would happen:

VS.

(I think we all know there can only be one winner. And let's just say; everything will still be bigger in texas)

 

[pass the syrup]

I want to beat up Toad with Ganon (the dark lion form).

 

[HeltXL]

I would use Samus to beat every last drop of blood out of Master Chief.

 

[punkomatic622]

Post #45! This topic's officially HOT!

anyway, elebits kill kratos.

period.

you better hide on mount olympus you sad excuse for a god-killer

 

[Lord SeBz]

I´d beat Zelda and link with Ganondorf. Then, ganondorf would absorb the other parts of the triforce and become top tier.

 

[pass the syrup]

or maybe use Pikmin to beat Death itself?

 

[SirroMinus1]

uhh ok on topic ill beat up that thing that screams and run around in halo 1 2 and 3

 

[punkomatic622]

or maybe use Pikmin to beat Death itself?

exactly.

pikmin have gang war with elebits.

Pikmin would win by a slight amount, just because they pop out of the fuggin' ground

 

[pass the syrup]

exactly.

pikmin have gang war with elebits.

Pikmin would win by a slight amount, just because they pop out of the fuggin' ground

LoL. Why don't they just make Pikmin an item already?!?

 

[punkomatic622]

LoL. Why don't they just make Pikmin an item already?!?

Who knows?

It's gotta happen eventually though.
My guess is that olimar is announced tonight

 

[cllzzrd]

I would settle the long debated argument

Samus (FTW!!!!) vs. Master Chief (FTL...)

Samus, of course, would win

 

[punkomatic622]

I would settle the long debated argument

Samus (FTW!!!!) vs. Master Chief (FTL...)

Samus, of course, would win

yes, yes, yes, yes, 100% yes

 

[punkomatic622]

this thread needs some hyping up!

from now on, i'll give "prizes" for funniest on page, and you're more likely to win the page if you include a picture and quote

c'mon people! I want this to be one of the next great threads out there!

 

[iLink]

I kick that **** out of that stupid mask from the saw movies.

 

[punkomatic622]

we're talking about beating the crap out of characters that are already in video games

and i'm pretty sure there is no saw game.
(but it was a nice attempt)

 

[iLink]

Meh, I just hate that mask from that stupid jigsaw thing that everyone does

well if it was a video game i would love to pummel resetti

 

[punkomatic622]

Meh, I just hate that mask from that stupid jigsaw thing that everyone does

well if it was a video game i would love to pummel resetti

dude, i know where you're coming from.
my gamecube used to randomly shut off while playing animal crossing, and then i'd have to spend the next half hour pressing the A button for that stupid mole thing.

 

[Pima]

*Points at sig*

 

[punkomatic622]

i'd like to beat up Sakurai myself for taking out Ness and putting in Lucas.

 

[Dojo999]

exactly.

pikmin have gang war with elebits.

Pikmin would win by a slight amount, just because they pop out of the fuggin' ground

You don't even know. Pikmin are freakin crazy man.

 

[NukeA6]

Remember Maniac Mansion? Replace the hamster in the microwave with Pichu. I'd love to see that piece of **** explode.

 

[Sofak1ngpitiful]

Beat Rolf from FE with Link

 

[punkomatic622]

You don't even know. Pikmin are freakin crazy man.

dojo, how did i even know you were going to do something like this?

I shouldn't have said anything in the first place...DAMMIT!

 

[ifoundwaldo512]

i'd sure as hell slaughter that runny-nosed kid fromZelda: the windwaker with the master sword wielder himself.

 

[ifoundwaldo512]

not to mention those chickens that get so pissed

 

[punkomatic622]

nice double post there n00b!

go put on a diaper and suck a teet for all i care!

ahh what? you gonna go cry to mommy? oh, poor baby

 

[ifoundwaldo512]

the only teet i'll be suckin is one on ur unsatisfied wife

 

[punkomatic622]

the only teet i'll be suckin is one on ur unsatisfied wife

That joke would have been better if:

a. I had a wife

b. you were funny

c. your balls had dropped already

d. you knew what a dildo was

e. you weren't my brother

f. you weren't sitting right next to me

g. you liked girls

h. you didn't look like a gayer form of Lucas

i. you didn't have 3 posts total

j. you owned your own wii

k. it wasn't so easy to laugh at you

l. everybody didn't hate you

m. anybody loved you

n. your mom didn't drop you on the head as a child

o. i didn't drop you on the head as i child

p. you didn't suck at guitar hero

q. you weren't sexually attracted to our dog

r. you had more than 3 friends

s. those three friends weren't painted on your fingers

t. unicorns didn't visit you in your sleep

u. you succeeded at life

v. you knew i just farted

w. you knew you are going to a school for special children

x. you weren't adopted

y. you weren't turned on by t.v. remotes

z. i couldn't make up an entire alphabet of why you suck

(Therefore making you a complete and utter n000000000000b!)

 

[ifoundwaldo512]

my bad. Zelda fans shouldn't be arguing with eachother. thay should be arguing with "Lair" fans. POWER TO THE TRIFORCE!!!

 

[punkomatic622]

my bad. Zelda fans shouldn't be arguing with eachother. thay should be arguing with "Lair" fans. POWER TO THE TRIFORCE!!!

you've got a point, but you're stiil a n00b. good luck with that

 

[lookatthatbaconsizzle]

That joke would have been better if:

a. I had a wife

b. you were funny

c. your balls had dropped already

d. you knew what a dildo was

e. you weren't my brother

f. you weren't sitting right next to me

g. you liked girls

h. you didn't look like a gayer form of Lucas

i. you didn't have 3 posts total

j. you owned your own wii

k. it wasn't so easy to laugh at you

l. everybody didn't hate you

m. anybody loved you

n. your mom didn't drop you on the head as a child

o. i didn't drop you on the head as i child

p. you didn't suck at guitar hero

q. you weren't sexually attracted to our dog

r. you had more than 3 friends

s. those three friends weren't painted on your fingers

t. unicorns didn't visit you in your sleep

u. you succeeded at life

v. you knew i just farted

w. you knew you are going to a school for special children

x. you weren't adopted

y. you weren't turned on by t.v. remotes

z. i couldn't make up an entire alphabet of why you suck

(Therefore making you a complete and utter n000000000000b!)

Wow, is there a random insult generator for this stuff?

 

[punkomatic622]

Wow, is there a random insult generator for this stuff?

no, i just had a sudden moment of extreme hilarity and i came up with 26 different hilarious insults!

i'm so freakin' funny!

 

[Fanewgie]

I think, if I got to choose, I'd beat u- oh.

Lucas is already in the game, so I'm set.

 

[punkomatic622]

I think, if I got to choose, I'd beat u- oh.

Lucas is already in the game, so I'm set.

They're pretty much the same thing, except they graced Lucas with a gayer haircut.

I liked Ness a heck of a lot better though.

 

[blazer787]

I'll be kicking the crap out of Pokemon characters with ANYONE. Then I'll kill Peach with her Daisy alt. color.

i'll be kicking the crap out of you my good friend shock

 

[punkomatic622]

i'll be kicking the crap out of you my good friend shock

whoa, whoa, whoa

everyone is entitled to their own opinion...except Osama Bin Laden and Sony, just for making the PS3

 

[Circus]

You know, I know it's just an opinion, but all the people in here who are like "I'd Falcon Punch all the pokemon, Peach, and Tingle for not being MANLY ENOUGH!!!!!!!!" really bother me.

Like, really bother me.

P. S. Lucas' haircut, although arguably "gayer", it infinitely better than Ness'. Ness' looked like an ink blot on the top of his head. Even Ness himself knew he had a bad haircut. There's a reason he always wore a hat.

 

[punkomatic622]

You know, I know it's just an opinion, but all the people in here who are like "I'd Falcon Punch all the pokemon, Peach, and Tingle for not being MANLY ENOUGH!!!!!!!!" really bother me.

Like, really bother me.

P. S. Lucas' haircut, although arguably "gayer", it infinitely better than Ness'. Ness' looked like an ink blot on the top of his head. Even Ness himself knew he had a bad haircut. There's a reason he always wore a hat.

I agree with you on the facts that pokemon are cool, peach is okay, lucas's haircut is gay, and ness has a pretty bad haircut too.

On the other hand, take a good look at Tingle, and i think you'll realize it really doesn't get less manly than Tingle.