Who Would Make A Better Father, God Or Satan?

[IronSquid]

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I would have to say Satan, he'd keep the house nice and toasty.

 

[Pachinkosam]

God is powerful plus you can fly.

 

[Melomaniacal]

Well, based on God's track record, he'd probably just kill you.
So... Satan.

 

[Holder of the Heel]

Satan because he'd probably give me awesome demonic powers if I sacrifice animals and worship him.

 

[FoxBlaze71]

Considering God seems to relish the rod of correction, Satan.

 

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

ITT: Angsty and edgy teenagers being rebellious.

 

[Pachinkosam]

thx for the tip granpa.

 

[RespawningJesus]

None of the above.

If you're God's kid, there's that whole Messiah and crucifixion thing.

If you're Satan's kid, then everyone just wants to kill you before you're even born.

Besides, nothing beats the parents I have now.

 

[crawlshots]

I died when I read the title of this thread.

If we're talking about pop culture God or pop culture Satan, then Satan because he's more fun.

If we're talking about real life God or real life Satan, then God because he's more fun.

 

[Falconv1.0]

I don't remember Satan having the ability to keep things warm.

 

[Diddy Kong]

God for being the Heavenly Father.

 

[Jet300]

God is a way better farther. Satan will not be a good farther at all. I could just think of all
of the bad things and chaos that will happen.

 

[Aurane]

Kangaskhan.

 

[crawlshots]

God for being the Heavenly Father.

Easy choice.

 

[Zook]

I don't remember Satan having the ability to keep things warm.

Seriously? I bet you'vr never even red the bible. Kids these days

 

[Jet300]

I don't remember Satan having the ability to keep things warm.

Satan does have the ability to keep things very hot that it make you
melt like ice. And you do know there's a lake of
fire where he lives.

 

[R h y m e]

ITT: Angsty and edgy teenagers being rebellious.

Pretty much.

 

[Orboknown]

Seriously? I bet you'vr never even red the bible. Kids these days

nice spelling

Which God are we talking about? The Christian God? a Norse god?Olympian?what?

 

[Oasis_S]

They would both be terrible since they'd never be around.

 

[GwJ]

Satan because he'd probably give me awesome demonic powers if I sacrifice animals and worship him.

God because he'd probably give me awesome luck if I sacrifice animals and worship him.

 

[Luigitoilet]

I'd like a dad that actually pays attention to me for once :/

 

[crawlshots]

And you do know there's a lake of fire where he lives.

Not yet actually.... lol being warm is one thing but suffering forever is not my cup of tea.

 

[Falconv1.0]

Seriously? I bet you'vr never even red the bible. Kids these days

Please give me some examples of stories in the Bible where Satan shows some direct usage of fire or other warm ****.

Being fated to be cast into a lake of fire apparently means you get the ability to control it now.

Penis.

 

[Teran]

I red the Bible with THE BLOOD OF THE INFIDELS

 

[Sephirothxxx]

Uh, God of course.

 

[Sol9000]

Nether. They both have serious issues.

Satan is a sadist, and God needs to know how to run his planet rather then letting his brother "borrow" it.

 

[#HBC | Dark Horse]

 

[Sol9000]

Sadly, not as funny the second time

 

[#HBC | Dark Horse]

The fact that I had to use it a second time is pretty sad itself.

 

[Jam Stunna]

My thoughts exactly.

 

[Teran]

Still this isn't a chan imageboard, worthless image reactions don't fly.