I don't hate any of the characters so none of them will be my punching bag for anger-management reasons.
ooh so this is all about revenge, then.
Well first I would use Kirby as my Punching Bag because he is my main and it will be good for him, then I would use R.O.B because he is an accesory and those were made to hit, later I would go on Lucas and Luigi becuase both of them are cowards, speaking of cowards, I would use P.Trainer's Pokemons (that count every pokemon on the game) as punching bags becuase he is to much of a girl to figh for himslef, then I would use K.Dedede becuase is a DEEDEEDEE.
After that I will be use Toon Link becuase he is just to much cartoonist, then I will go on Falco becuase even that he hates landmaster he use one as final smash, then I will go on Fox becuase he was way to broken, but Wolf "wont let me do that" so I will use him instead, then I will use Pit becuause his voice is so annoying, then comes C.Falcon because he let Sonic to steal the limelight of the fastest character, mmm then I would use Sonic as my punching bag for the aforementioned reason.
Metaknight too because he thinks is to cool to have is own Victory Theme music. Then I will train with Link and Yoshi as punching bags becuase Yoshi ate Link's fairy and Link was careless. Then C.Olimar becuase he uses Pikmins to attack others and they get killed.
When the Showtime comes I will use Snake as punching bag, and Ike because he is blue-haired like marth and that's unoriginal (I will use Marth for that too). Then comes Ness because he made me worry about him and then he just comes without any gratitude. After that I will be practicing with Ganon and Bowser because both of the are always being beating by the smae guys and I will use Mario as well becuase he look for currency in the sewers.
Sheik and Zelda also deserve to be punished as well (obvious reasons) Diddy Kong because he is just to imperactive, Zero Suit Samus becuase she "tool her clothes off" then its Peach's turns because she is always letting herself to be captured. Samus is also on the list because for an unknow reason she is always loosing her power-ups. Then the Ice Clibers becuase 2 on 1 fights are unfair.
and Last and Least comes DK becuase he doenst know how to rap.