Nemo, if you're reading this, I'm well aware that I'm not very good at this game. My name is "trashcan", it's no big secret.
But goddamn you got so buttmad when I won one match out of the twenty thousand we played, blaming it on lag, etc. There was no lag. None that could affect the gameplay, at least. It was minimal at best, manageable at worst. You were playing too well for there to have been any serious lag. I just played defensively and reflexively taking your strategies into account instead of my normal aggressive/offensive approach
I think you were just ashamed of losing to an Ike player. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone.
Changing your user tag to "USUCKDICK" after that was classy, too.
You can't even win gracefully, you kept crying about nonexistent lag after that one close match when I was Lucina. Leave that teenage angst for xbox live.