I don't hate you, you just can't be on my friends list any more.
If you really don't care then don't ask.
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Whirlin' Dervish. Teran The Agony Aunt
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If you really don't care then don't ask.
JOE!
Smash Hero
Teran, if I were to say I was right behind you with a shrapened spoon, ready to cut out your left kidney to sell on the black markets of India, and use the rupees for a Thai child-prostitute, what would you wear?
LordoftheMorning
Smash Champion
What's the square root of 1?
What's 1/0?
What's 702^8787502? No calculators, *****.
And what color is my underwear?
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Smash Hero
Lamp oil, rope, bombs, you want it?
I wouldn't wear anything, if you wanna cut out my kidney. I don't think you'd want any obstructions. Plus, my clothes would get ruined.
1) 1
2) Need to be more creative than that. It's impossible, but I prefer to call it Error 2.
3) 702 ^ 8787525, duh. It's over 1006 in any case.
4) Blue, with a small white patch slightly left of centre.
I already have those things, but spare supplies wouldn't hurt. Sure thing bro.
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Wh y?
Wrong question.
Who cares? The real question is how. Or even better, don't ask any questions at all and just get on with your life. Again, by asking this question it shows you're neglecting more important things in your life.
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Wh at?
OutlawStar
Smash Apprentice
Haha, I was like, no, I just ate a cookie, and that is all I get
But then I realized there was another cookie on my plate, and I was like woaa.
But then I realized there was another cookie on my plate, and I was like woaa.
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Smash Hero
It's yours my friend, as long as you have enough rubies.
Are reptiles.
¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯
Smash Legend
Why do you call everyone a ***?
I'm on /b/ on another tab most of the time.
I'm used to calling everyone f**s there, so it runs over.
F**got.
Grey Belnades
The Imperial Aztec
Aunt Teran, why are you in agony?
I'm not.
An Agony Aunt is someone that listens to a problem that you have and gives advice.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agony_aunt
Grey Belnades
The Imperial Aztec
ok, well I have a problem, my fiancee and I are thinking about having a baby, but we are not sure if now is a good time to have one because of the economy but I would love to have my own little rattlehead.
Well it depends, do you have a stable income?
If you do, by the time your kid grows up and comes out of college, the economy will be in it's boom phase again, and he'll be riding high on the train of greed.
Word of advice, you said fiancé.
Do not knock her up until you're married for at least a year. Seriously, people these days are desperate to get divorced, so you should bide your time with this a little bit. >.>
Proverbs
Smash Lord
How, Teran, how?
Grey Belnades
The Imperial Aztec
I would say I have a stable income(I mean I dont waste money on things I dont need like cars or expensive technology) so that saves me some money
O.k, I really appreciate your advice
What specific "how" are you looking for?
You could consult a science book or encyclopedia.
Or if you're lucky enough, you could get an answer from God, I mean, He did make the rules so He'd be more adept at answering than I am.
Glad I could help, mon ami.
The Truth!
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Can I be President of your fan club? I was on the bandwagon like, 2 months ago.
Sure you can.
You making a Social Group or something?
You mean homo/bisexuals?
Because they're sick f***s with evil genes.
Blad01
Smash Lord
Why are you so awesome ?
Why haven't you vid of your falco ?
Why aren't there more english people leraning french ?
Why haven't you vid of your falco ?
Why aren't there more english people leraning french ?
1) My mother brought me up well.
2) No infiniite replay hack, nothing to record with. Don't worry, I'll get some up one day I guess.
3) Because they're uncultured idiots.
Jim Morrison
Smash Authority
Tu voudrais visitez les pays-bas?
Qui est ton pére?
Ou est le singe?
Qui est ton pére?
Ou est le singe?
Fix'd
1) Been there anyway, and yes I'd like to again
2) He's my father, he's just some architect
3) In your mum
kingdomofthehearts_snucas
Smash Lord
My jaw hurts. What do I do?
Rotate it slowly, take a painkiller or two.
Or be a man and take the pain. Even better, punch yourself in the jaw to cancel out the original pain. That or let mommy kiss it better.
Frown
poekmon
Would you change your name to Teran18 if you could?
Does my avatar have enough moles?
What's on your mind?
What British accent do you have?
Does my avatar have enough moles?
What's on your mind?
What British accent do you have?
kingdomofthehearts_snucas
Smash Lord
Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft.
1) No, I'm not called Teran17 because I was 17 when I signed up >.>
It's been my tag since 2004.
2) Never enough moles. Also, it's not how many, it's the concentration. You need at least 2 mol/dm3 for it to be a decent number of moles. That means 6 x 10 ^ 23 furry little moles in every 12 dm3 of air. That's a lot of ****ing moles.
3) One of my friends who died way back when I was a kid.
4) I guess it's the BBC accent, although it's slightly more educated and refined.
Although I usually let the standards of my vernacular slip when I'm with close friends. Actually no I don't, I just speak in Fiend's Tongue. No, don't ask.