When a man quits smoking.

[Teran]

If you ever find yourself going abroad, stock up on cubans at the airport.

 

[Deleted member]

I'm too old to quit. Why bother now, my health's probably ruined already.

So much for my dreams of being a fun-lovin' grandpa hopped up on Cialis...

 

[Requiem]

I quit smoking 4 months ago, and it's probably the best decision I've ever made./QUOTE]

I CALL LIES!

*Goes to smoke*

I aint no quitter, ride till I die homie

This pretty much.

Still I support your decision to quit sentinel :3

 

[Pikaville]

4 weeks now.

AWWWW YEAH!

Feels great guys.

I need to do some running or cardio or something to see if I notice any difference.

 

[Hippieslayer]

Listen, smoking adds to your charisma and makes you seem like an indepent guy who dont give a **** about bull**** and walks his own path, an independent guy who knows that since life really is a little disappointing one should let himself be a little selfdestructive at times. Because if you feel like youre gonna fall, you'll do your best to keep straight.

 

[Pikaville]

you'll do your best to keep straight.

I believe I have already failed at that xD

 

[Hippieslayer]

I believe I have already failed at that xD

Dude you missunderstood me. Anyway congratulations on doing whats right and smoking again!

 

[Teran]

Hippieslayer is actually the Marlboro man.

Man I got some Dunhills right now, delicious. Zero additive cigarettes.

 

[Hippieslayer]

Everyone knows that the best cigarette consists of thyme+grass(regular grass not weed, thats illegal lol!)+tobacco rolled in a long thin paper.

 

[Teran]

Personally I prefer rolling mine with cloves but I just like the taste and the snap crackle pop.

 

[Hippieslayer]

Well lets not forget that it's also cool to mix it all into a chocolate cake and then eat it. That way you feel it all through your body and the effect lasts longer.

And not to forget chocolate cake is very tasty.

 

[Teran]

Lol we should work for the tobacco companies.

 

[Hippieslayer]

I am currently undergoing a long thorough education. I am reading all the classics and trying to learn top level mathematics and physics. I do this in hope that I may one day fullfill my dream of working for the tobacco industry, preferably as executive so that I might use my enormous cash reserves to bribe politicians into also legalising marijuana; which will then In turn cause my business to skyrocket, seeing as everyone will shortly thereafter realise what they've been missing out on and start smoking lots of pot. Crime will go down; partly due to marijuana smoking being legal, but also due to the fact that when you smoke pot you don't feel like rapin an plunderin'. As company executive i will order all the blunts and crap to be pumped with lots of tobacco aswell as some undetectable amount of chemicals which will morph into heroin in the human blood stream. After a few months the people of the world shall have to do my bidding. I will order them to gather for me many cats and dogs from which i shall extract souls. Theese souls I shall infuse into one enourmous blunt which will be shaped like a square but look more like the colour red. Once I have gathered enough souls the blunt will start glowing with a menacing aura reminiscent of lucarios, but more like a rainbow of only black, white and grey. As I gaze upon this terrifying (and yet oh so inviting and tempting glow) a naming ceremony shall be held and the blunt will be named ''Linear Ouroboros Blunt of many souls'', or perhaps simply ''Destructo Totalianus''.

After the naming ceremony if proceed to smoke it all by myself and the sky fills with dark smog which rains down on everyone causing extreme highness in all living being including those that lurk in the deepest and coldest depths of our sea. But this shall not be a pleasant high, for it has been infused with the souls of several million cats and dogs which have had their hearts ripped out from their chests while still alive. A cruel thing, I am aware, but it was necessary for me to have their souls. Indeed the high shall make everyone feel the deepest of angst as they stare out into the endless voids of the cosmos that we inhabit.

After a while the smoke will block out the sun rays and everyone will die. That is my dream, but I will need the best of educations to every have a chance at working in the tobacco industry.

 

[§witch]

I think I like you.

 

[Teran]

I am currently undergoing a long thorough education. I am reading all the classics and trying to learn top level mathematics and physics. I do this in hope that I may one day fullfill my dream of working for the tobacco industry, preferably as executive so that I might use my enormous cash reserves to bribe politicians into also legalising marijuana; which will then In turn cause my business to skyrocket, seeing as everyone will shortly thereafter realise what they've been missing out on and start smoking lots of pot. Crime will go down; partly due to marijuana smoking being legal, but also due to the fact that when you smoke pot you don't feel like rapin an plunderin'. As company executive i will order all the blunts and crap to be pumped with lots of tobacco aswell as some undetectable amount of chemicals which will morph into heroin in the human blood stream. After a few months the people of the world shall have to do my bidding. I will order them to gather for me many cats and dogs from which i shall extract souls. Theese souls I shall infuse into one enourmous blunt which will be shaped like a square but look more like the colour red. Once I have gathered enough souls the blunt will start glowing with a menacing aura reminiscent of lucarios, but more like a rainbow of only black, white and grey. As I gaze upon this terrifying (and yet oh so inviting and tempting glow) a naming ceremony shall be held and the blunt will be named ''Linear Ouroboros Blunt of many souls'', or perhaps simply ''Destructo Totalianus''.

After the naming ceremony if proceed to smoke it all by myself and the sky fills with dark smog which rains down on everyone causing extreme highness in all living being including those that lurk in the deepest and coldest depths of our sea. But this shall not be a pleasant high, for it has been infused with the souls of several million cats and dogs which have had their hearts ripped out from their chests while still alive. A cruel thing, I am aware, but it was necessary for me to have their souls. Indeed the high shall make everyone feel the deepest of angst as they stare out into the endless voids of the cosmos that we inhabit.

After a while the smoke will block out the sun rays and everyone will die. That is my dream, but I will need the best of educations to every have a chance at working in the tobacco industry.

Negro was high when he made this post.

 

[Pikaville]

Yes he was.

Can I partake in the giant animal soul blunt?

 

[~automatic]

Bud is like a million times better than tobacco.

How long have you gone without tobacco Senti?

 

[~Tac~]

The cigs I had today were excellent.

Anywho, good job Sentipede. And where the hell is my sharing of this giant animal soul lovelyness?

 

[Meru.]

I am currently undergoing a long thorough education. I am reading all the classics and trying to learn top level mathematics and physics. I do this in hope that I may one day fullfill my dream of working for the tobacco industry, preferably as executive so that I might use my enormous cash reserves to bribe politicians into also legalising marijuana; which will then In turn cause my business to skyrocket, seeing as everyone will shortly thereafter realise what they've been missing out on and start smoking lots of pot. Crime will go down; partly due to marijuana smoking being legal, but also due to the fact that when you smoke pot you don't feel like rapin an plunderin'. As company executive i will order all the blunts and crap to be pumped with lots of tobacco aswell as some undetectable amount of chemicals which will morph into heroin in the human blood stream. After a few months the people of the world shall have to do my bidding. I will order them to gather for me many cats and dogs from which i shall extract souls. Theese souls I shall infuse into one enourmous blunt which will be shaped like a square but look more like the colour red. Once I have gathered enough souls the blunt will start glowing with a menacing aura reminiscent of lucarios, but more like a rainbow of only black, white and grey. As I gaze upon this terrifying (and yet oh so inviting and tempting glow) a naming ceremony shall be held and the blunt will be named ''Linear Ouroboros Blunt of many souls'', or perhaps simply ''Destructo Totalianus''.

After the naming ceremony if proceed to smoke it all by myself and the sky fills with dark smog which rains down on everyone causing extreme highness in all living being including those that lurk in the deepest and coldest depths of our sea. But this shall not be a pleasant high, for it has been infused with the souls of several million cats and dogs which have had their hearts ripped out from their chests while still alive. A cruel thing, I am aware, but it was necessary for me to have their souls. Indeed the high shall make everyone feel the deepest of angst as they stare out into the endless voids of the cosmos that we inhabit.

After a while the smoke will block out the sun rays and everyone will die. That is my dream, but I will need the best of educations to every have a chance at working in the tobacco industry.

Oh my goooooood give me some of that

 

[Teran]

The cigs I had today were excellent.

Were they menthols?

 

[~Tac~]

Yes, and no. If I wanted them to be.

 

[Teran]

OMG FFFFF

I wish they sold Camel Crush here I tried some abroad and I love them so much.

 

[~Tac~]

I just discovered them from a friend like a month ago and they're instantly my faves. O: If they came in 100s though, ohgod. But these still work like love.

 

[§witch]

I don't care about cancer, they're just too expensive for me to ever be able to justify using.

 

[~Tac~]

I don't smoke a pack a day. Barely even a pack a week. Sometimes it's two weeks. So ~$5 per pack isn't even bad imo. Now Pack-per-day is expensive.

 

[Pikaville]

I have now gone 5 weeks.

I had a perfectly legal roll up with tobacco in it a week or 2 ago though.

Now I just hit bowls/pipes instead of rolling.

 

[Melomaniacal]

Stick with vaporizing your tobacco products if you can.

 

[Deleted member]

Can we rename this "Tobacco General Discussion"? Seems more appropriate, lol.

 

[Teran]

I don't care about cancer, they're just too expensive for me to ever be able to justify using.

Man our governments tax smokes so much.

In Spain and Turkey a pack costs the equivalent of like a botlle of coke. >:/

 

[~Tac~]

I suppose it sounds appropriate to put it in parenthesis at the end, now that you mention it. "When a man quits smoking. (Tobacco Discussion Thread) Since it turned into one a little. xD

But I think then it would have to end up in the Pool Room or the DR.

 

[Teran]

Tbh I don't think the site really wants an official Tobacco Discussion thread.

Although funnily enough in like 2008 I made a social group for tobacco users.

It's called Nicotine Fiends

 

[Toronto Joe]

going to a vape lounge this weekend i love toronto

 

[§witch]

Man our governments tax smokes so much.

In Spain and Turkey a pack costs the equivalent of like a botlle of coke. >:/

This makes sense to me. I mean, why would Spain actually try to fix their country when they can use all the EU economic bailout money to keep taxes down?

 

[Crooked Crow]

going to a vape lounge this weekend i love toronto

Is it called Vapours? On Yonge & Bloor?

 

[Teran]

This makes sense to me. I mean, why would Spain actually try to fix their country when they can use all the EU economic bailout money to keep taxes down?

Lol Satander.

 

[Toronto Joe]

Is it called Vapours? On Yonge & Bloor?

667 yonge street right ? Ever been dude?

 

[Crooked Crow]

667 yonge street right ? Ever been dude?

Nah. This was before I was 18, I used to walk pass it a lot.

Planning on going now though, for sure. Just need the time.

 

[Pikaville]

Man our governments tax smokes so much.

In Spain and Turkey a pack costs the equivalent of like a botlle of coke. >:/

Smokes are retardedly expensive here.

8.60 for 20.

Man a vapour bar though?

That sounds sick.

 

[Toronto Joe]

Ill let you know how it is when i get ths chance apparently theres like tvs and ps3s there Lmao

 

[~Tac~]

Going to a hookah bar this weekend. Huzzahhhh.