What's the funniest thing somebody has said to you about Smash?

[Lus146]

Somebody who had no clue what they're talking about. This one time the really annoying kid at my school, who doesn't even have smash 4, said "Little Mac is probably the best character in the game because he is interesting compared to other characters." It was hard for me to restrain at that point.

 

[Enderwoman]

The funniest thing regarding Smash someone has said to me is that I should actually play this game for fun instead of doing tournament style matches often.

Cause y'know, if I wasn't having fun at all I'd totally be playing Smash like that, right?

 

[Sean²]

It's a kid's game. Wouldn't you rather play Call of Duty?

 

[MapleWooD]

The funniest thing regarding Smash someone has said to me is that I should actually play this game for fun instead of doing tournament style matches often.

Cause y'know, if I wasn't having fun at all I'd totally be playing Smash like that, right?

I hate this so much. For some reason, people have a hard time understanding that competitive play and fun CAN co-exist.

 

[Kaladin]

I have this friend who spams pit side-B

Him: *Side B*
Me: *Fully charge smash punished*
Me: Like a book
Him: but there aren't any words...

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

"Super Smash bros is a complex fighting game with a wonderful competitive scene"

 

[Kaladin]

"Super Smash bros is a complex fighting game with a wonderful competitive scene"

*Queue ****storm*

 

[Talazala]

*Queue ****storm*

you don't have to censor sandstorm.
Please spare my life.

 

[Kaladin]

you don't have to censor sandstorm.
Please spare my life.

Lol. That wasn't me censoring anything

 

[CedricParker90]

Once my friend starting telling me that PLAYSTATION ALLSTARS was better than SMASH in general. It ended with me and 4 other dudes laughing for 15 mins straight lol

 

[ahannoush4]

i know my best friend says this just to piss me off after I destroy him, but anyways ... Super Smash Brothers is poorly programed

 

[MapleWooD]

i know my best friend says this just to piss me off after I destroy him, but anyways ... Super Smash Brothers is poorly programed

The **** does he know about programming? Or does he mean design?

 

[ahannoush4]

The **** does he know about programming? Or does he mean design?

Nope, the actual programming. If he presses a certain input and it doesn't register ... its the programmings fault not his own! But he actually enjoy the game so I know he doesn't mean it... he just says it every time it beat him.

 

[Purin a.k.a. José]

"Oh my God, Tails is in Smash!!!11" - Myself
"This game takes too long" -Dad
"Your mom picks quite a overpowered (Brawl Ganondorf) character to play with you" - A friend
"Oh, if you already have the Special Attacks this game is too easy" -The Priest of my school

 

[Marrow]

At a GameStop, there was a Wii U with Smash right next to the amiibos. Two small kids go up to the WiiU and see (i think) Rosalina on the CSS. They go "i wanna play as rapunzel! i bet she fights with her hair!" They then put a Peach amiibo up to the screen, say "it's broken" and continue looking around the store.

Freakin adorable.

 

[TheRetroBitGamer]

"Nah man Smash Bros is that wack Nintendo kiddy ****. You should've gotten Battlefield or Destiny"
- The most infuriating rich douche mollycoddled by his parents and thinks he's the coolest

I laughed at him and he asked if I still like playing on my "little wii wii" as a comeback

 

[Paxadin]

"Tiers don't exist."

 

[DragonBlade64]

A friend and I were playing a few days ago when my sister comes over, sees us playing, and then asks, "Why do you think this is more fun than Dark Souls?"
I told her, "Because it's an awesome fighting game with awesome characters."
She replies, "Dark Souls has fighting in it..."

I don't think I've ever face-palmed harder in my entire life.

 

[BurstPanther]

I have this friend who spams pit side-B

Him: *Side B*
Me: *Fully charge smash punished*
Me: Like a book
Him: but there aren't any words...

Favorite thing ever against Pits, i line up Falcon Punches all day haha

 

[Deleted member 269706]

"Competitive Smash Bros is gonna die."
"No one can beat MY Little Mac."
"Dark Pit is my favorite character."

Personal Favorites ~

 

[TeddyBearYoshi]

"Olimar is the worst character in the game. He's garbage and useless."
"Lucario is just a clone of Mewtwo."
"Kirby's hammer is BS."

 

[ryunovanter]

"Olimar is the worst character in the game. He's garbage and useless."
"Lucario is just a clone of Mewtwo."
"Kirby's hammer is BS."

I agree with the falsivity of the Olimar quote. My brother is absolutely freaking disgusting with him. Some characters take some specialization to be effective with, you can't always pick characters up and win (exception of diddy pre-patch)

 

[Space Stranger]

Random Classmate's interpretation of Smash Bros:
"Oh, Smash Bros. is like Super Mario Bros. and GTA!"

 

[Supersmashbrothers.]

"So every character has their own game!?"

Accidentally posted twice.

 

[Purin a.k.a. José]

I remembered another one!
*Shows Wombo Combo to my friend*
"That's not the original... It comes from a shooting game."

 

[BandanaWaddleDee]

"Dark Pit is my favorite character."

What's funny about that?

 

[Deleted member 269706]

What's funny about that?

I personally find it hilarious. Humor is subjective my friend. I can't make it funny for you, either it's funny to you or it's not.

 

[BandanaWaddleDee]

I personally find it hilarious. Humor is subjective my friend. I can't make it funny for you, either it's funny to you or it's not.

kay, just wondering

 

[Kikkipoptart12]

Project M developer team are better than Sakurai and his team
Sakuari is bias
Smash tour is the best mode ever.

 

[LunarWingCloud]

A not-so-well versed in Smash friend tried to make the claim that Charizard is too OP. Lol.

Project M developer team are better than Sakurai and his team.

Seen this as a post before. The placebo is real.

 

[ShadyWolfe]

"Smash games are just rehashes they are all the same"
"Smash 4 is defensive so it can't be competitive".
"Link is so broken".
"Removal of chain grabs was a horrible design choice".
"Why are you using a game cube controller when the Wii U Pro is better and is wireless".

I have gotten in the habit of just ignoring comments like these it is just not worth the headache.

 

[ShadyWolfe]

Nope, the actual programming. If he presses a certain input and it doesn't register ... its the programmings fault not his own! But he actually enjoy the game so I know he doesn't mean it... he just says it every time it beat him.

Johning like it is 2001.

 

[GideonSmash]

I have a friend with who I play smash with regularly at my home, but he himself only plays fifa and gta and shooters when he is at home or with others... He once said to me suddenly: 'Smash seems so easy to make, you just make some characters and give them some attacks, the animations look very easy to make. If you look at Fifa you can see all the detail they put into every new game and every game seem to have a lot of new things in comparison to smash...'

I couldn't speak for about 15 mins trying to say something that would make him understand how hard it is to make this game but I knew I couldn't convince him or anything...

 

[Marrow]

"Geez, why is competitive smash so boring? No items and you pick the boring stages like FD, why not play on any of the cool stages*?"
"Dude Ganon needs to go he's way too OP, he can kill in like 2 hits and live forever"
"AUGH for glory is gross I always get stomped and i cant even play on a cool stage*."

*Mostly crap stages, but they did include both Town&City and Halberd in this list

 

[OnettGirl]

"You should play the game the way Sakurai meant it to be played." Now granted they are one of my closest friends and it was a completely sarcastic statement but I have seen people take this stance.
Edit: also another one I just thought of was "items add strategy."

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

"Tiers don't exist."

Tires don exits

 

[MarioMeteor]

"Bowser is OP." Remember those days?

 

[Purin a.k.a. José]

"Bowser is OP." Remember those days?

Old times.

 

[MarioMeteor]

Old times.

Is there like one of these for every Smash game? I've already seen Super Fox Bros. Melee.

 

[Purin a.k.a. José]

Is there like one of these for every Smash game? I've already seen Super Fox Bros. Melee.

I've looked up and there is nothing for Brawl and 64. Someone should make a Super Smash Bros. Meta Knight one!