What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say about Smash?

[Kyldare]

"The C-stick is for n00000bs!"

I think that I have said this myself from time to time...

 

[staindgrey]

This was at my second tournament I ever went to. it was really laid back though- I don't think I even saw one person WDing, which is fine by me, I didn't either. But in my first match, I pick Zelda, and one of the other two I was playing with (it was 1v1v1 melee?) said she was one of his favorites too. I hold A to change into Sheik, and this was his reaction:

"Whoa, wait, what?? You use Sheik?! Ha! How stupid! Sheik sucks! I am going to OWN your ***!!"

...

"Lucky shot..."

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"Cheap! That was cheap!!"

...

[The winner is... Sheik!]

"...****ing gay..." <---and doesn't look at me. :D

 

[Kips]

Omg. Id have to bound and gag him, then toss him off a building.

OMG TUROK!!!!!!

Looks great doesn't it? On a related quote-

"Dude, that guy from Turok is in Brawl amirite?"

 

[Patinator]

@ the quote in Kips' post, by SiegK:

Do that, and then shout:

YOU MUST RECOVER!

 

[Thrillhouse-vh.]

"R.O.B. sucks"

 

[Mr_Smiley]

Friend: "What the heck was that?"

Me: "What the heck was what?"

Friend: "That move you just did."

Me: "That's called a smash attack dude. Here, I'll show you..."

lol.

 

[Umandsf]

Freind: WAIT A MINUITE WAIT A MINUITE! DON'T ATTACK ME!
Me: Why?
Freind: Watch, watch, I can wavedash! *Does an l cancell*

I thank Youko and team for allowing me to understand this and laugh about it.

 

[FRSHSONX]

"captain falcon is top tier. and then he says... show me your boobs." im like WTF

 

[dorky24]

my friend says this while we're playing smash, halo and cod 4. "How do you kill people?"

 

[SiegK]

"We should break our Melee disc when Brawl comes out"

F that, Im gunna Frame it. Lol

 

[marthanoob]

"No! stop playing Marth!"

 

[Mr Marill]

Why is he ur friend? Lol.

He's not anymore, he keeps calling me gey etc.

 

[Annhialator Zero]

Friend after F-Smashing: I DIed you!

He was joking but it was still pretty hilarious seeing how I'd just explained it to him lol.

 

[Kips]

"captain falcon is top tier. and then he says... show me your boobs." im like WTF

I once shouted "SHOW ME YOUR MOOBS" after Kneeing my friend for the first time.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

"Stand still!!" -in my friends rage, he said this. Simple.

 

[MonkeyDash]

By one of my friends - "Isn't a wavedash and sidestep dodge the same thing? They both make those clouds of dust" >_>

 

[chaindude]

dumbest thing ive ever heard is---------why does jigglypuff die faster then dk

 

[Dragmire]

"hey do ganon and bowser suck cause they're evil"

Me "you fail" paannch

 

[Infern Angelis]

"Your such a noob for beating me" lol

 

[AIDS]

what buttons are you pressing?

or who are you gunna main in brawl? lol kinda like people saying IMA MAIN KIRBY IN MELLE! ....loowwwww

 

[Hellbeing]

"roy is better than marth, his B owns"

thats funny???

 

[Luma]

thats funny???

well i would say its rather stupid then funny but stupid can be funny ^^

 

[Gardex]

"Roy's final smash is the best"

No reply is good enough to show how I enjoyed this one.

 

[FrozenHobo]

'Kirby rocks in Melee!'

i thought it was stupid...

 

[Kips]

'Kirby rocks in Melee!'

i thought it was stupid...

Psst- Don't let CerealRabbit and Pink Reaper hear you say that one.

 

[TOBIYA]

"stop rolling, i cant hit you"

 

[SiegK]

Friend: "Lets random characters. Eww, nvm I got Yoshi. Yoshi sucks ballz"
Me: "Dude, just cause you suck with Yoshi doesnt mean the character sucks"
Friend: "True. Ok. Eww I got Ness, Ness sucks ballz"
Me: "Dude! What did I just say?"
Friend: "Oh yeah."

 

[DrunkenSphere]

"No i'm not a noob, how am i a noob? noobs are the ones who mess up suiceds with kir---*GAME!*"

 

[25%Cotton]

"it's the most powerful move in the game!"
^my ex-friend talking about falco's spike (the down aerial).


"jigglypuff is the worst character in the game"


"you can unlock toad by shooting all the names in the credits"
my friend responds: what happens to peach's toad attack?
"she uses a turnip instead"

 

[25%Cotton]

"stop rolling, i cant hit you"

ooooh nice one.

that one just killed my abdomen. laughing hurts

 

[SiegK]

I hate it when people use the word "just" before they say Smash bros,

Its Just Smash bros.

Omg, i hate those people

 

[Rampage]

I hate it when people use the word "just" before they say Smash bros,

Its Just Smash bros.

Omg, i hate those people

What? Why would you hate them? Just smash bros ...?

 

[Kips]

"it's the most powerful move in the game!"
^my ex-friend talking about falco's spike (the down aerial).


"jigglypuff is the worst character in the game"


"you can unlock toad by shooting all the names in the credits"
my friend responds: what happens to peach's toad attack?
"she uses a turnip instead"

The last two are so dumb it numbs the mind. I could make a debate about whether Falco's spike is or isn't amazing however. Currently I believe it is the best spike in the game.

 

[Patinator]

[DEBATEMODE] Well, it depends... Marth and Falco have similar amounts of lag on their spikes. Falco has a much longer-lasting hitbox, although it gets weaker. Marth just has that one time, followed by lag.

But, Marth is floatier. Using the C-Stick, you don't fast-fall, and using Dair with Falco over an abyss usually means death, and sometimes you might miss. :/

50-50? [/DEBATEMODE]

But yeah. As for the topic: Anything that has to do with Brawl "sucking". D:< STFU to the n00bcakes who haven't played the game yet. -_-;

 

[Dragmire]

the game is amazing ganon tech chase FTW

falco spike way better

 

[PikachuSSBM]

this is unfair. how come u wont let me hit you. stay still so i can final smash you.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Lol wrong thread sorry.

 

[Dark_Crono]

that brawl is better than melee

 

[Annhialator Zero]

"Kirby is a drug-dealer"

._.

 

[Patinator]

brawl will better than melee

...Not trying to start anything, but uh...

FIXED FOR TRUTH!!!

One of the dumbest things I've heard about Smash is Melee being better than Brawl.