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"It's because they have swords, watch I'll use a sword and beat them" someone a friend of mine and I played, and beat every time.
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What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say about Smash?
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Fire Fox X
Smash Apprentice
"I unlocked butthole bob, his up B is a fart"
...-_-'
Owning people like that makes me happy. ^_^
...-_-'
Owning people like that makes me happy. ^_^
Ensee
Smash Ace
"I think Sheiks leg is longer than Marths sword, really." - My friend.
gwyne
Smash Apprentice
omg that was funny ><
"How can there be pros at smash bros theres no skill to the game, just button mashing!"
.....................uh yeah >_>
.....................uh yeah >_>
Creo
Smash Champion
i heard someone say, "This game sucks"
my friend said,"Stop killing me!"
my friend said,"Stop killing me!"
Banks
Smash Hero
someone once told me you could unlock baby mario. he was 10.
Peach Masta
Smash Lord
"All you need to do is Pikachu's uair and you'll win, there is nothing I can do about it" he also says that about jigglypuffs over b.
Giggidax
Smash Ace
i have a new quote to add here.
i recently played my friend who doesnt wavedash.
"u know wavedashing ruins the point of playing this game. i mean u even said it urself its a cheat. (lol at that one, i told him it was a glitch)"
"well if its a glitch then it shouldnt be used right?"
johns about wavedashing are just silly.
i try to explain its not the wavedashing that allows me to win. they complain about my waveshine combos. lol, too bad my friend doesnt know about aniki.
i recently played my friend who doesnt wavedash.
"u know wavedashing ruins the point of playing this game. i mean u even said it urself its a cheat. (lol at that one, i told him it was a glitch)"
"well if its a glitch then it shouldnt be used right?"
johns about wavedashing are just silly.
i try to explain its not the wavedashing that allows me to win. they complain about my waveshine combos. lol, too bad my friend doesnt know about aniki.
Creo
Smash Champion
Same with me, I wavedash and shine (with falco) against my friends fox... He always say's "Fox is faster, why can't I hit you...AND, how do you keep getting out of you're drill so fast!"
homsar
Smash Ace
You do know that WDing is not a glitch right? We just exploit it in ways never intended. In the debug menu its known as the Wave Land Special.
Creo
Smash Champion
^^^^
That is true... it's just something we found out over time...
That is true... it's just something we found out over time...
"That's not fair. You can't use that character"(Oh really.) "You have to be (insert character here)"
That one always happens. One particular case was when I was winning, match was cancelled.
"Never mind."
(Me teaching someone to L-Cancel)
Me: This is L-Canceling...*performs*
Person: ...What is?
Me: Press L or R before you hit the ground. Shortens your lag time...*does it again*
Person: *jumps and does aerial, doesn't L-Cancel* Umm. Kay. *stares at me like I'm an idiot.*(I should've used a character that was easier to distinguish how it worked) Never used it afterwards.
And lots of "That's not fair, rematch. You *insert something here*"
And once a "You suck at this game" *as I was winning*
That one always happens. One particular case was when I was winning, match was cancelled.
"Never mind."
(Me teaching someone to L-Cancel)
Me: This is L-Canceling...*performs*
Person: ...What is?
Me: Press L or R before you hit the ground. Shortens your lag time...*does it again*
Person: *jumps and does aerial, doesn't L-Cancel* Umm. Kay. *stares at me like I'm an idiot.*(I should've used a character that was easier to distinguish how it worked) Never used it afterwards.
And lots of "That's not fair, rematch. You *insert something here*"
And once a "You suck at this game" *as I was winning*
Cisne
Smash Apprentice
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The biggest n00b in my citty. He uses samus.
n00b:I reached my limit i know everything about this game and about samus , my fav char :D
No double bomb recovery , no wd , no missil cancel, no l-cancel, no di..
He also says that he can play with every character and win.
A friend of mine played againts him with dr mario and the lame samus got potatowned by his own reflected missiles.
n00b:I reached my limit i know everything about this game and about samus , my fav char :D
No double bomb recovery , no wd , no missil cancel, no l-cancel, no di..
He also says that he can play with every character and win.
A friend of mine played againts him with dr mario and the lame samus got potatowned by his own reflected missiles.
Creo
Smash Champion
That's what n00bs get for talking smack!..
Ryaneatworld
Smash Apprentice
My friend though Sheik sucked and that there was no pro's who play as sheik. He's actually not a noob at the game he just didn't know... weird.
Giggidax
Smash Ace
really?! ive heard from multiple people its a glitch and i also heard it was inputted in the game to make gameplay functional. and now i hear that its not a glitch. if its not a glitch then im happy, now i can tell my friends to shutup and quit being such sore losers.
friend : stop using it
me : wavedashing?
friend : its cheap. lol u need cheats to win
next round i beat him with my main younglink no wavedashing.
me : yea i tried not to wavedash that match
friend : yea....
homsar i liked ur G&w combo vid. i remember watching it awhile ago
DarkKnight077
Smash Lord
This is my friend.. and me.
Friend"WTF Link already use is second jump! HAX!"
Me..:.."Err that's his hookshot"
Friend:"Stop using that shffl or whatever you call it. It's all HAX"
Friend"WTF Link already use is second jump! HAX!"
Me..:.."Err that's his hookshot"
Friend:"Stop using that shffl or whatever you call it. It's all HAX"
Here's a new one. Tryed to teach techniques to the same person, part 2.
Me: So, why don't you ever use this stuff? It's useful.
Person: Because. I don't like to think during SSBM.
Me: *nothing*(But...you have to think for everything in SSBM.)
Person: And it's pointless. "Wavedashing" or whatever you call it. I have to think about the buttons I'm pressing.
Me: Alright. (Ends topic here)
Me: So, why don't you ever use this stuff? It's useful.
Person: Because. I don't like to think during SSBM.
Me: *nothing*(But...you have to think for everything in SSBM.)
Person: And it's pointless. "Wavedashing" or whatever you call it. I have to think about the buttons I'm pressing.
Me: Alright. (Ends topic here)
Giggidax
Smash Ace
"u and ur waveriding is gay"
.. my Young link vs his Shiek gay but u dont see me complaining about low tier. i still win, but he complains about wavedashing.
.. my Young link vs his Shiek gay but u dont see me complaining about low tier. i still win, but he complains about wavedashing.
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i8waffles612
Guest
My cousin playing as Kirby:
"Ok come over here so I can suck you up"
And my brother as everyone:
"NOOOO LET ME WIN!!!"
"Ok come over here so I can suck you up"
And my brother as everyone:
"NOOOO LET ME WIN!!!"
gkrackerr
Smash Ace
here is something:
friend of mine (1 month ago): man edgehitting is not cool, and the same goes for all of those "techniques" (actually does air quotes) that you use. They are just stupid......
Same friend (2 weeks later after last comment), and he plays as samus): (i am recovering falco upb, he wavedashes backward, turns around, then fsmashes me, i try again to recover this time with phantasm, he then sets a charge shot at me) "Oh yeah man, you know you really aren't that good compared to me."
Me: .........(utter silence, about to punch friend)
friend of mine (1 month ago): man edgehitting is not cool, and the same goes for all of those "techniques" (actually does air quotes) that you use. They are just stupid......
Same friend (2 weeks later after last comment), and he plays as samus): (i am recovering falco upb, he wavedashes backward, turns around, then fsmashes me, i try again to recover this time with phantasm, he then sets a charge shot at me) "Oh yeah man, you know you really aren't that good compared to me."
Me: .........(utter silence, about to punch friend)
Creo
Smash Champion
^^^^
You need to be prepared for that!
(Back to subject) I was Facing someone and they smashed me off... This kid was Roy, charged up his sword at the end(thinking I won't recover)and I' m using Falco, use my reflector constantly to slow me down from falling he explodes and I Firebird and kill him...
He said,"Dude, that was cheating...(pause)You wouldn't be able to do that if I was Marth!"
You need to be prepared for that!
(Back to subject) I was Facing someone and they smashed me off... This kid was Roy, charged up his sword at the end(thinking I won't recover)and I' m using Falco, use my reflector constantly to slow me down from falling he explodes and I Firebird and kill him...
He said,"Dude, that was cheating...(pause)You wouldn't be able to do that if I was Marth!"
Kada
Smash Journeyman
I heard a really funny quote just yesterday from a guy in my school.
"Man, Smash Bros. is so boring now, I beat it like a million times."
"Man, Smash Bros. is so boring now, I beat it like a million times."
Shinku
Smash Champion
oooo i got one.
this is when ssbm first came out, so yeah, i kinda belive him, like a idiot i was
"you know Goku is in smash bros, right?
this is when ssbm first came out, so yeah, i kinda belive him, like a idiot i was
"you know Goku is in smash bros, right?
Creo
Smash Champion
^^^^ Sweat sig.
Another one my friend said was, "Dude, Final Destination is way too easy"(after he only kills Giga Bowser once)Then I play and beat it in less than 2 in a half minutes without using a life.His excuse to me,"dude you need training"
Another one my friend said was, "Dude, Final Destination is way too easy"(after he only kills Giga Bowser once)Then I play and beat it in less than 2 in a half minutes without using a life.His excuse to me,"dude you need training"
Dark Shard
Smash Apprentice
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I think it was a Gamespot video review saying that the cons of SSBM was that
1) there r no health bars
2) You can't turn around in the air.
And that's why smash is bad.
lol
1) there r no health bars
2) You can't turn around in the air.
And that's why smash is bad.
lol
Creo
Smash Champion
Gamespot sucks!
Sliq
Smash Master
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I have people commenting on my year old Kirby videos claiming I know nothing about how to use Kirby because I kept losing to Kel's MARTH. Noobs are so entertaining because they have no grasp on the game, wand when you have been immersed in something so long, you learn a ****ton, and then they say something that you probably would have agreed with before you started playing competitively, and your like, "Uh WHA?".
When I won a match against Kel, via Kirbicide, someone posted, "It is about time you won with the best character in the game."
Rolleyes at noobs.
When I won a match against Kel, via Kirbicide, someone posted, "It is about time you won with the best character in the game."
Rolleyes at noobs.
Creo
Smash Champion
I hate n00b talk too. They run they're mouths then they get their *** kicked because they can't back it up(people tried it to me)
I heard that Mewtwo one before. And I heard this recently:
"People who use "advanced" techniques suck, they have to resort to pathetic glitches to win a tournament. You should only win and play by natural ability. I tried playing with this stuff and it makes me worse(insert a bunch of mad faces here)"
I just laughed and said, "Alright. Try playing in a tournament, or against a pro and try telling me that."
"People who use "advanced" techniques suck, they have to resort to pathetic glitches to win a tournament. You should only win and play by natural ability. I tried playing with this stuff and it makes me worse(insert a bunch of mad faces here)"
I just laughed and said, "Alright. Try playing in a tournament, or against a pro and try telling me that."
I.B
Smash Lord
"This game sucks."
shadepaw
Smash Apprentice
This all came from the same person on the same day.
'Fox is ****, all he does is shoot and kick!'
'Kirby is near the bottom of the tier list?'
'Stop jumping around like that and running away!'*
'I don't need to learn no fancy technique when I got the c-stick!'
'Meteor move? What's that?'
'How did Pichu kill Bowser so fast?'**
I felt so pitiful that I said something kinda reverse n00b-y: 'If you were better than me, you might win sometime.'
* - I am no pro (more a high class n00b, as in I got the knowledge and talent, but not a lot of skill yet.), I jump a lot and use quite a few aerial attacks before shielding and running away. Still beat him though.
** - Pichu >B
'Fox is ****, all he does is shoot and kick!'
'Kirby is near the bottom of the tier list?'
'Stop jumping around like that and running away!'*
'I don't need to learn no fancy technique when I got the c-stick!'
'Meteor move? What's that?'
'How did Pichu kill Bowser so fast?'**
I felt so pitiful that I said something kinda reverse n00b-y: 'If you were better than me, you might win sometime.'
* - I am no pro (more a high class n00b, as in I got the knowledge and talent, but not a lot of skill yet.), I jump a lot and use quite a few aerial attacks before shielding and running away. Still beat him though.
** - Pichu >B
Hal-Yur-Azn-Pal
Smash Apprentice
My friends little brother said that he used Mario cuz "he has lots of jumps."
shadepaw
Smash Apprentice
"Let's play in Icicle Mountain"
I then proceeded to take his 4 lives in 49s taking no damage.
I. Hate. Icicle. Mountain.
I then proceeded to take his 4 lives in 49s taking no damage.
I. Hate. Icicle. Mountain.
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