Ryaneatworld
Smash Apprentice
hey smash ninja, where'd you get that image for your tag?
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What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say about Smash?
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marthmaster04
Smash Ace
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Some idiot street fighter player at the last tourney I went to. Saying that smash takes nowhere near the skill it takes to play his fighters. 
Yea sure, having your combos done FOR you in super attacks is really skilled. ****in SF nubs. 
Yea sure, having your combos done FOR you in super attacks is really skilled. ****in SF nubs. Ghettoman
Smash Apprentice
This is actually not too long ago, but here's one from me.
Just my opinion and opinions of those I play with that C-Stick is cheap. Maybe it is not the general opinion of choice on this board, but it takes much more skill to land a hit, do a throw, whatever and combo that into a smash doing it the real way than just tapping up on the C-Stick. I am far from a super great player, and the video looked good and all. But it would be impossible to do a smash that fast after some other combo without the C-Stick.
Just my opinion and opinions of those I play with that C-Stick is cheap. Maybe it is not the general opinion of choice on this board, but it takes much more skill to land a hit, do a throw, whatever and combo that into a smash doing it the real way than just tapping up on the C-Stick. I am far from a super great player, and the video looked good and all. But it would be impossible to do a smash that fast after some other combo without the C-Stick.
Giggidax
Smash Ace
ok as mentioned before, try using the c-stick the whole time at the next tournament and tell me if its such an advantage of control sticking. there u have it.
ok i have another dumb quote to add to this thread, that i heard just today! its so rediculously stupid i just wanted to 4-stock this guy infinitively.
"wtf how are u doing ur attacks so close to the ground" (he means how am i doing an aerial so close to the ground) after i explained the physics of shorthopping he says
"omg quit jumping like that ur throwing me off its so cheap!"
"this is so cheap, dont u feel cheap after doing those gay shorthops?"
LMAO omfg such a noob but then again he doesnt play smash seriously, i dont think.
*does a wavedash away from his fsmash* "wtf was that! freaking gay"
ok i have another dumb quote to add to this thread, that i heard just today! its so rediculously stupid i just wanted to 4-stock this guy infinitively.
"wtf how are u doing ur attacks so close to the ground" (he means how am i doing an aerial so close to the ground) after i explained the physics of shorthopping he says
"omg quit jumping like that ur throwing me off its so cheap!"
"this is so cheap, dont u feel cheap after doing those gay shorthops?"
LMAO omfg such a noob but then again he doesnt play smash seriously, i dont think.
*does a wavedash away from his fsmash* "wtf was that! freaking gay"
Aiko
Smash Champion
This was me talking to a friend on msn.
me: So what is your general strategy against people?
him: My strategy is just to be plain vicious.
me: thats not a strategy, thats how you play the game! It's like saying, how do you plan to kill people?? by knocking them off the stage!
also, when i invited bloodbowler to my place and my friend was going to play him, I told him that bloodbowler mained peach. I found out the next day that my friend had spent all night fighting a lvl 9 peach >_>
me: So what is your general strategy against people?
him: My strategy is just to be plain vicious.
me: thats not a strategy, thats how you play the game! It's like saying, how do you plan to kill people?? by knocking them off the stage!
also, when i invited bloodbowler to my place and my friend was going to play him, I told him that bloodbowler mained peach. I found out the next day that my friend had spent all night fighting a lvl 9 peach >_>
SmashNinja02
Smash Cadet
@Ryaneatworld: I just copied it from someone, uploaded it and pasted it onto the sig.
Also another quote my friend said:
"Which are the attack buttons?"
I just couldn't help laughing.
Also another quote my friend said:
"Which are the attack buttons?"
I just couldn't help laughing.
Banksya
Smash Ace
i dont know where you guys find such raging noobs...you should think about playing people who don't suck ***.
Aiko
Smash Champion
eh thats not always possible I do play with a crew that half of them are better or of similar skill level to me, but when I'm at uni, the only people I can play with are 2 guys who are under my wing, learning advanced techs, and a n00b who isn't really all that bad but refuses to learn advance techniques (the guy who i spoke about 2 posts above).
on topic: he also said - I dont need to l-cancel. I'll learn it when I need to (and hes thinking of going to a tournament in april >_>)
I do play with a crew that half of them are better or of similar skill level to me, but when I'm at uni, the only people I can play with are 2 guys who are under my wing, learning advanced techs, and a n00b who isn't really all that bad but refuses to learn advance techniques (the guy who i spoke about 2 posts above). on topic: he also said - I dont need to l-cancel. I'll learn it when I need to (and hes thinking of going to a tournament in april >_>)
Mrobinson587
Smash Apprentice
I just heard some guy say that ken plays smash 24/7 and that is the reason he is so good.
Also this one guy refuses to believe that pikachu is the best in 64. so dumb...
Also this one guy refuses to believe that pikachu is the best in 64. so dumb...
Luck-NYC/NJ
Smash Lord
oh i have a good one. this one noob thought it would be a great idea to make the dumbest thread ever. this noob thought he'd be cool or something and wasted alot of peoples time on smash boards this is wat he said:
Post a quote of a n00b saying something really stupid about SSBM. Here's mine.
"What did you say?Did you call me a n00b?I could destroy you!Who cares about those Baby Moves like Wave Dashing and junk!I could beat you with just simple attacks!"
Me14k
Smash Lord
"Peach falls too fast"
Marth_Player_X2012
Smash Rookie
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"I bet 5 bucks I can beat you with Sheik Fox Falco Captain Falcon and Marth."
"Dude those are like the worst characters in the game!"
"Dude those are like the worst characters in the game!"
^^That is too much rofl.
I got a couple more quotes too : (My friend has is controller plugged in the third slot. The background on the charactor select screen for his slot is yellow.) "OMG I dont want to be yellow. I am always ****ing yellow. Who wants to play a charactor that is ****ing yellow ?! "
I once heard from a noob playing ic's - "grabbing is useless"
I got a couple more quotes too : (My friend has is controller plugged in the third slot. The background on the charactor select screen for his slot is yellow.) "OMG I dont want to be yellow. I am always ****ing yellow. Who wants to play a charactor that is ****ing yellow ?! "
I once heard from a noob playing ic's - "grabbing is useless"
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My n00b friend after unlocking Mewtwo:
"It took me this long to get him, he must be like, the best character in the game!!"
"It took me this long to get him, he must be like, the best character in the game!!"
Ryaneatworld
Smash Apprentice
What are you crazy? Mewtwo is the best character. der.
trademark0013
Smash Champion
^^^ lol
that halo is better >_<
that halo is better >_<
Matsuki222p
Smash Journeyman
"I have more dignity than the c-stick"
LHG
Smash Journeyman
There are 3 really bigs ones to me:
"We HAVE to play with items, Fox is an item user/character."
"I'm not gonna like the name "Super Smash Bros. Brawl" as much as SSBM because 'Melee' is a Japanese word."
"HEY NO GOALTENDING!" (In other words, they meant edgeguarding.)
Makes me laugh everytime.
"We HAVE to play with items, Fox is an item user/character."
"I'm not gonna like the name "Super Smash Bros. Brawl" as much as SSBM because 'Melee' is a Japanese word."
"HEY NO GOALTENDING!" (In other words, they meant edgeguarding.)
Makes me laugh everytime.
trademark0013
Smash Champion
Quote: "The reason we don;t allow wavedashing in this tournament is because someone won before using only wavedashing"
gamer translation: wd'ing pwns. its lik3 s0 Ub3r, zomg.
TradeMark translation: these guys suck....
gamer translation: wd'ing pwns. its lik3 s0 Ub3r, zomg.
TradeMark translation: these guys suck....
Zenkusa
Smash Rookie
"I don't play Super Smash Brothers, it's a kiddy game."
Eci4
Smash Ace
TakDragon7
Smash Lord
I heard someone say that SSBM was too boring. I should've punched the crap of of him.
trademark0013
Smash Champion
^_^ exactly. lol
Me14k
Smash Lord
I am meeting someone new at my school who plays smash.
Him: hey, who do you use
Me: Peach
Him: Peach is the cheapest character ever, like 80% of tournaments dont allow peach because of her awsome recovery.
Ok. Ill admit, peach is a bit cheap, but not because of recovery..its cause of stitch face, Float cancel, and broken D smash.
lol and peach-excluded tournys...
Him: hey, who do you use
Me: Peach
Him: Peach is the cheapest character ever, like 80% of tournaments dont allow peach because of her awsome recovery.
Ok. Ill admit, peach is a bit cheap, but not because of recovery..its cause of stitch face, Float cancel, and broken D smash.
lol and peach-excluded tournys...
Luminitrium
Smash Cadet
"Lolz, this game sucks." - Classmate
Yet, the individual had not played any of the Smash games. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
Yet, the individual had not played any of the Smash games. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
MuBa
Smash Lord
ROFL that one was good!
Superstar
Smash Champion
I met someone who thought dashdancing was useless., of course, that's because I never tried dashdancing before, so I could not use it right. Just because something was not used right against him, he thought it was useless.
I remember when I first picked up Samus, I could not missle properly. I think he said that I should not ever use them, was a long time ago. When I fought with him again, I was double missling, missle cancelling, bomb recovering, that stuff. He thought he could cape them like he did before, but it just got him into trouble., with me jumping over the missle and attacking.
However, he did not care. He said he did not want to play because I was "indecisive with my character choices". I only use 4, Mario, Samus, Link, and Fox, in that order of expertise, best to worst [I cannot control Fox well, often suiciding]. I had to play free for all items fests with him in order to get him to play. I never picked up an item on purpose, and I still kicked his butt.
Oh yeah, also, I was fighting my brother's JigglyPuff, and I was "on" that day. I remember double backairs with Mario, bringing him to the edge, and my brother saying:
"You can't wall of pain a Jigglypuff, its just not done".
I remember when I first picked up Samus, I could not missle properly. I think he said that I should not ever use them, was a long time ago. When I fought with him again, I was double missling, missle cancelling, bomb recovering, that stuff. He thought he could cape them like he did before, but it just got him into trouble., with me jumping over the missle and attacking.
However, he did not care. He said he did not want to play because I was "indecisive with my character choices". I only use 4, Mario, Samus, Link, and Fox, in that order of expertise, best to worst [I cannot control Fox well, often suiciding]. I had to play free for all items fests with him in order to get him to play. I never picked up an item on purpose, and I still kicked his butt.
Oh yeah, also, I was fighting my brother's JigglyPuff, and I was "on" that day. I remember double backairs with Mario, bringing him to the edge, and my brother saying:
"You can't wall of pain a Jigglypuff, its just not done".
Lunytunes4.4
Smash Journeyman
oh hey i got one i was trying to teach my friend how to do the wavedash and he accendantly pressed the sidestep dodge and then saids "isnt that the wave dash right here"
Banks
Smash Hero
yep thats pretty stupid..
too bad its an infinitely harder manuver that is only performed by mad pros, m i rite
A buddy of mine outright REFUSES to participate in my city's tourneys because he thinks that playing with no items and playing on a stage that isn't random (in other words, one that has been agreed upon by the players) doesn't test your smash skill at all.
I try to explain to him that even though it might not be a valid measure of a players COMPLETE skill in smash, it is certainly a reliable one, because everyone is on the same playing field so-to-speak. Unfortunatly, he is unmovable on this issue...
Furthermore, everytime I bring it up, he goes on and on about how the one time he DID participate, he claimed third "with only a night of practice". As a result, he deems it an obvious fact that he is better than me and everyone else in the tourney, without having ever proved so.
Tell me! Where is the logic in that!?
I try to explain to him that even though it might not be a valid measure of a players COMPLETE skill in smash, it is certainly a reliable one, because everyone is on the same playing field so-to-speak. Unfortunatly, he is unmovable on this issue...
Furthermore, everytime I bring it up, he goes on and on about how the one time he DID participate, he claimed third "with only a night of practice". As a result, he deems it an obvious fact that he is better than me and everyone else in the tourney, without having ever proved so.
Tell me! Where is the logic in that!?
KalimariDark
Smash Apprentice
^^^
I see none. :/
I see none. :/
TakDragon7
Smash Lord
Wtf? That guy needs to be shot or something.
Problem2
Smash Champion
That reminds me of whenever my friends beat me they "retire" as champion and refuse to play for the rest of the day. It's ridiculous, if you're truly better than someone you should always be able to prove time and time again. Not just quite and say "I won".
TakDragon7
Smash Lord
I know. My brother does that way too much and he thinks he's all "big and bad". I just normally pwn him in something else
i can do all of those combos, but i cant CG
dvt
Smash Cadet
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Roflrofl
LMFAOOOO I LOVE THIS ONE. I'M SO GOING TO USE IT NOW LMFAO, NO JOKE.My friend playing as Dr. Mario--"Take your prescription...OF DOOM!"
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