LadyMartel
Smash Rookie
"Super Smash Bros Melee is a dumb game. Nobody but you plays it anymore."
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What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say about Smash?
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The 5th Police
Smash Journeyman
That is pretty dumb for anyone to say. Anyway, one time in a tournament I over heard noobs talking. They were saying"How come Dr.Mario is moving so fast? I don't know, but I think my kirby could take him."
poopsmellslikecrap
Smash Cadet
"you freaking nerd, you play smash!?! all you do is press A,A,A. *laughs* this game (censor)ing sucks compared to WOW." thats about the most dumb thing i have ever heard...
Gregory2590
Smash Journeyman
Can't blame the wow nerd.
Holy Ji
Smash Apprentice
My friend was watching one of SDM's old Zero Mercy videos, the third one. I told him AR was used to fight 5 CPU's at once, and he thought AR was also used to speed up the game, cuz he thought the Fox moved too fast.
"No, he definitely used action replay to make the game faster. Fox doesn't move that fast."
"No, he definitely used action replay to make the game faster. Fox doesn't move that fast."
Inferno_hff_SSBM
Smash Cadet
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A couple of weeks ago my friend (he doesn't know how to do any advanced moves) and I decided to start to play with the space animals (him Fox and me Falco) He kept shine spiking me and saying "I'm the master with Fox". Today we played and I 4 stocked him twice in a row lol. I'm not calling my friend a noob though.
MikeyLombardi
Smash Cadet
My friend was playing with the Ice Climbers and thought that the Neutral + B made them throw Hershey's Kisses. LMAO
Earthbound360
Smash Hero
F8AL
Banned via Warnings
Mojo : " JUMP? WHATEVER HAPPENED TO MY JUMP? OH I'D LIKE TO BE ABLE TO MOVE PLEASE!!!!!!"
Me : "Calm down..."
Me : "Calm down..."
golden_leeroy
Smash Journeyman
I got two of them here, one is sad but their both stupid and trivial:
"Is it me, or does the black costumed Link look like Ruroni Kenshin? I think he does."- friend
"Oh yeah, I know how to wavedash, but I don't use it because its useless and besides, rolling is a lot quicker."- many friends
<sigh>
"Is it me, or does the black costumed Link look like Ruroni Kenshin? I think he does."- friend
"Oh yeah, I know how to wavedash, but I don't use it because its useless and besides, rolling is a lot quicker."- many friends
<sigh>
RedYoshi92
Smash Lord
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"that game is gay"
Dotcom
Smash Lord
here's a couple
I four stocked my friend 25% damage with my Marth ns. his Link.
Friend:omg Marth is cheap because he got a magic sword.How you think you won.That's not fair you cheated.
Me:well umm technically Link has a magic sword too it is the master swirrd.
Friend:Here we go with the techinal Stuff!!
Me:are you dumb or is it just me....
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My Peach vs. Some Guy at a tournament's Ganondorf
Guy:YOU BIG CHEAT! you used action replay.because we turned items off and you got throwy stuff whenever you wanted it.
Me:you know i don't own an action replay right.
Guy:Liar:how else luigi do that thing with a roll but he aint roll and you move fast and stuff.
Me:I think you mean wavedashing.
Guy:Yeah that I BET NO ONE ELSE DO THAT!
(at that point other people joined in with me saying i do!0
he ram out screaming Your All CHEATS!
I four stocked my friend 25% damage with my Marth ns. his Link.
Friend:omg Marth is cheap because he got a magic sword.How you think you won.That's not fair you cheated.
Me:well umm technically Link has a magic sword too it is the master swirrd.
Friend:Here we go with the techinal Stuff!!
Me:are you dumb or is it just me....
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My Peach vs. Some Guy at a tournament's Ganondorf
Guy:YOU BIG CHEAT! you used action replay.because we turned items off and you got throwy stuff whenever you wanted it.
Me:you know i don't own an action replay right.
Guy:Liar:how else luigi do that thing with a roll but he aint roll and you move fast and stuff.
Me:I think you mean wavedashing.
Guy:Yeah that I BET NO ONE ELSE DO THAT!
(at that point other people joined in with me saying i do!0
he ram out screaming Your All CHEATS!
Epok
Smash Ace
man i just got pned.
Pned isnt even a word .
Pned isnt even a word .
Dotcom
Smash Lord
Here's another
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Friend: I Am The Best Smash Player EVER!
Me:Oh please Ken would kick your *** so hard his foot would hurt.
Friend:OOOOOOHHHHH i aint know Ken from street fighter was in this game.How you unlock him.
Me:You give an idiot hope.
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Friend: I Am The Best Smash Player EVER!
Me:Oh please Ken would kick your *** so hard his foot would hurt.
Friend:OOOOOOHHHHH i aint know Ken from street fighter was in this game.How you unlock him.
Me:You give an idiot hope.
Epok
Smash Ace
a 11 year old kid told me he was the king at this game.
Two.Of.Hearts
Smash Apprentice
I'm the king at this game.
That happened to me too... then he 4 stocked me.
Holy Ji
Smash Apprentice
"Oh, there's TWO ice climbers?"
Mcscruff
Smash Ace
"sheik cant chaingrab. only link, young link, and samus can!"
Captain_Obvious
Smash Journeyman
goateeguy
Smash Ace
And I quote: "Oh no! I have commited die!" This line has been a running joke between me and my friends ever since.
Knickknacks
Smash Journeyman
"Hey no fair! Luigi's forward+b should'nt be infinite! its a recovery. its only once!!"
''I bought the game last week. You're pretty good, Wak! I want to be at least as good as you. I know, I don't know how to do the advanced stuff, but I give myself 3 weeks until I beat you 90% of the time. I learn fast.''
after 2 weeks he stopped playing with me, a month and he stopped playing the game. *applauds*
after 2 weeks he stopped playing with me, a month and he stopped playing the game. *applauds*
Or Stop suicide grabbing me with DK! That's so cheap!
you can't use Shieks invisible shurikens or you can't play anymore.
G&W is the BEST! because of his Instant KO hammer!
Mewtwo's Psychic ball is the best defense.
I'm invincible with DK's down B.
If you want to be pro, you have to wavedash, or else I can never take you seriously.
Luigi's taunt is an instant KO move.
you can't use Shieks invisible shurikens or you can't play anymore.
G&W is the BEST! because of his Instant KO hammer!
Mewtwo's Psychic ball is the best defense.
I'm invincible with DK's down B.
If you want to be pro, you have to wavedash, or else I can never take you seriously.
Luigi's taunt is an instant KO move.
The_Corax_King
Smash Lord
"My guy is cheap. He can do this:" (rapid kicks with falco...)
DuKe™
Smash Journeyman
"dude i found a glitch in the game you press L and then A really fast you can grab"
falco freak
Smash Journeyman
"i hate ur spikes! stop it!"
"i hate ur shining! thats all u do!"
"ok. now i hate ur lasers. stop!"
so i started to do a really good combo
"STOP U LITTLE *****!!!!!!"
lol good times
"i hate ur shining! thats all u do!"
"ok. now i hate ur lasers. stop!"
so i started to do a really good combo
"STOP U LITTLE *****!!!!!!"
lol good times
Eci4
Smash Ace
I am completly serious about this...
"Of course Peach is the best... she has the most moves"
and just the other day, I'm playing my fox against a friend's dr. mario... these are quotes from a random guy watching us
"I love this game" <--- not noobish, but implies he should know a little bit about the game
"Oh Fox and Mario are both so abusive..." <---- I really dont know
... but then, early in the game (under 30 percent) I shffl a nair into a shine... dr. mario moves a little bit
"Wow you must have a lot of armor..."
"Of course Peach is the best... she has the most moves"
and just the other day, I'm playing my fox against a friend's dr. mario... these are quotes from a random guy watching us
"I love this game" <--- not noobish, but implies he should know a little bit about the game
"Oh Fox and Mario are both so abusive..." <---- I really dont know
... but then, early in the game (under 30 percent) I shffl a nair into a shine... dr. mario moves a little bit
"Wow you must have a lot of armor..."
Gregory2590
Smash Journeyman
YOU WIN LIFE.
golden_leeroy
Smash Journeyman
lol
I got another one:
I get f-smashed off of FD, my friend's n00b cousin rushes off the stage with his Falco, fast-falls his d-air and completely misses.
He screams out, "THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SPIKE!!!"
pikachun00b7
Smash Lord
Here is two..
after i shown my n0ob friend a video of AZEN he said
"WOW! he sucks I can beat him"
and of course...
"Take it easy on me"
"let me hit you for once"
"Wave dashing is gay"
after i shown my n0ob friend a video of AZEN he said
"WOW! he sucks I can beat him"
and of course...
"Take it easy on me"
"let me hit you for once"
"Wave dashing is gay"
The Earthbunny
Smash Cadet
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Bombsoldier's 11 years old?
I remembered another one...
"There's no difference between the 64 version and Melee. The games are exactly the same."
This was said by some guy on another Smash Brothers Message Board. I told him to try playing nothing but the original 64 version for three hours a day for a whole month, then go back and play Melee again (which I did once), and you will see that there is a big difference. So, I find another message from him the next day that said, "I just tried it and there's still no difference."
*sigh* I say a whole month, he goes one day...
Another thing I really like (though it's not very noob-ish, but it was a noob that said it) was, "All right, well **** you too then." He says it every time he's KOd.
"There's no difference between the 64 version and Melee. The games are exactly the same."
This was said by some guy on another Smash Brothers Message Board. I told him to try playing nothing but the original 64 version for three hours a day for a whole month, then go back and play Melee again (which I did once), and you will see that there is a big difference. So, I find another message from him the next day that said, "I just tried it and there's still no difference."
*sigh* I say a whole month, he goes one day...
Another thing I really like (though it's not very noob-ish, but it was a noob that said it) was, "All right, well **** you too then." He says it every time he's KOd.
WhiteOblv
Smash Ace
"Stop moving so much my brain dont work that fast" i was falcon an he was doc lol.
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