What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say about Smash?

[TheGSF]

If you time it right, luigi's forward B move is an instant KO.

 

[The Basement Dweller]

If you time it right, luigi's forward B move is an instant KO.

It's true, if the timing includes damage factors. I'm going to say at 999% it is an instant kill.

 

[Zink]

I would go so far as to say it is an instant KO at 700%. 600% might be pushing it. Just use his dash attack!

 

[falco freak]

my friend and i had a captain falcon ditto.
"i see ur shffling"
me:"yep"
him:"i think its sooo cheap. i mean its a glitch just like wavedashing. they rnet even supposed to be in the game. thats y i refuse to use them."

 

[Wave⁂]

not so much of a "n00b" comment, but at yesterday's OMGiggles tourney, this guys was playing his friends as Fox, his friend was falcon, who happened to set his damage ratio to....1. so Fox just started to shine flacon (one hit kills) and still lost.

 

[Mcscruff]

"no characters suck. they all have potential. and roy isn't nooby" lmao

 

[Hopeless_Soul]

"no characters suck. they all have potential. and roy isn't nooby" lmao

Its nice to see that people are so mature here >.>

 

[MetalLuigi1209]

"All I have to do is use D.K.'s headbutt at the tournament, and I'll get far".

 

[Eci4]

"Of course you are losing, you should be using Zelda, not Sheik"<--- this was said to a friend of mine by a spectator watching one of our matches...

I tried to explain why Sheik was so much better than Zelda and he just said, "Well, you should be switching between the two... I think the combination of Zelda/Sheik is a little above 2nd best"

I asked him... So you think sheik is the best?

"No, not the best, just a little better than 2nd best"

I'm really glad he walked away then because I hate laughing at people

 

[Mitch]

"omg i did the four forward-b combo with roy!"
"wtf where did your charged needles go?"
"jiggly has an up-b move that damages you?"
"shielding is for noobs"
"stop grabbing me from your shield, it's cheap!"
"I'm sure shield will be removed in brawl"
"only noobs would chaingrab"
"this game is so lame, it's not fair you have to master glitch techniques to become any good"
"pfftt 1vs1 is so boring"

 

[fabianmo]

¨Wavedash is only a flashy move and works for nothing¨
¨Falcos Spike can Kill u¨
¨are u playing in lightning melee?¨
¨Sheik is not cheap, it takes a lot of time to learn how to play her well ¨

 

[Joeshmoe]

"foxes b is way better than falcos because it goes faster"

also, "no edgeguarding, its cheap and gives you an unfair advantage"

 

[mirage_drag0n]

Me and my friend was playing on the great fox stage and he was trying to hide so he found i spot where i couldn't get him. He was standing on the guns under the ship.
He said, "You can't get me!"
And we all know what happened next...

 

[TheGSF]

ya dawg i ripped out my gat and smoked em. G Be straight trippin BALLIN.


Ballin.
LOL JK

 

[mirage_drag0n]

I was using Sheik on my friend and shooting needles at him.
He said, "What the hell is hitting me. Stop using a cheat to transform Zelda a man."

 

[Syril]

"Who the hell are you?"
- Automatic response to any non-veteran disagreeing with anyone

 

[malfunctiones]

'Stop shielding. It just makes you look like a loser.'
'This game is so gay. It's rigged in <insert characters of other players> favors'
'<insert all the characters I use> is so gay. He's/she's the weakest character.'
Then I own them with that character, and--
'Stop using glitches. We all know that <insert my character's name> is so weak and should not have won.'

 

[marthsword]

I purposely suicided 4 times, and lost the game, and my friend wouldn't stop with "I'm better than you, you lost!"

Whenever I play sheik, he goes on with how I didn't win because I used needles, and chaingrabbed.

 

[Holy Ji]

"What's jumping?"

I was just like... ****

 

[Ipwn]

****! You are cheap! ( he mentioned me ) :\ Lol.

Darnit i was laughing aftrer he said that! i coudlnt stop laughing XD
I was like Ic and i p00ned him with chaintrhow.. I perfected him.. or something
4 stocked without damage :'D .. then again with marth.. first chaintrhow to Fair
combo and keeped spaced. XD he couldnt almost get any sinlge hit in ..

 

[Dr.Falco]

"You know you can use up and B to get back to the stage?"

I just walked away

 

[Zink]

"What's a tilt?"

 

[flaco]

lmao whats is a tilt
another noob word
what is di?

 

[hockey007]

"shielding is for losers, I can hit you with the shield"
"kirby is awesome, down+b is all I need"

 

[Holy Ji]

"Yoshi's down b is the best."

 

[Ophelius]

How do you jump?

 

[falco freak]

"You know you can use up and B to get back to the stage?"

I just walked away

lol thats what i would've done. that person must have though u were mentaly challenged

 

[Dragun]

A thing my friend said like a week ago "Kirby isnt a fighting character".... (Me) "Its afighting game"
btw first post! dont flame lol

 

[Wave⁂]

well, Kirby isnt a fighting character. he's hit and run.

 

[GamerGuitarist7]

'in order to be pro at that game, you have to be able to beat every character with any character; not be good with only a few'

 

[Wave⁂]

partially true....

 

[Izombie]

"Dude don't do that meteor smashing is f*king cheap"

 

[JIMBOOOO]

Jigglypuff's down b is so useless, all he does is sleep.

 

[GamerGuitarist7]

ＬＯＬＬＬＬＬＬＬＬＬＬＬＬＬＬＬＬＬＬ！

 

[purpledrank]

"ness's back air kick thing should be banned in tournements"

 

[Wave⁂]

well....theorectically, it should, because of DjC, but nobody does it perfectly.

 

[SwiftBass]

.......

"are you playing lighting melee?"

"why is friendly fire on?"

"why is luigi sliding?"

"shiek is broken"

"im better in melee than 1v1"
-if i hear one other person say that line im going to cry-

 

[Ryuker Reo]

"If you kill 500 in Cruel Melee you can unlock Sonic."
XD

 

[experiment111]

"If you finish race to the finish you get Wario!"
DAYM NOOBS

 

[Spry-jinx]

"where's the start button? Oh there it is, that's stupid, why is it in the middle of the controller? Why isn't it under the left thumbstick?!?"

ahhh Xbox junkies, nothing like wasting another 50 dollars just to watch movies...