***What's going on with Smashbros.com?***

[Volrec]

No thanks, I like living. But, since you don't have anything succesful done in your life, it'll be my pleasure to kill you.

I think someone's having a period.

Sup guys, i'm gonna completely disgregard the first line of the post, then go down about 10 ages by using unrelated insults, am i cool yet

 

[Katy Parry]

incredible...a ******* who gets off to hentai...just leave assbag

good update tomorrow ftw

.......I don't like hentai....ahehheh.....ohhhhboy.

 

[Bassoonist]

Aww Gastly is out of brawl? Hopes not, this Item is different.

I thought it was Togepi (or Clefairy, heck if I know.) that did that.

 

[digifreak642]

Now, we should stop arguing and fighting each other. Unfortunately I think I added to this mess...

Maybe I should leave...

See you all in 24 hours!

 

[FierceDeityWolf]

Sup guys, i'm gonna completely disgregard the first line of the post, then go down about 10 ages by using unrelated insults, am i cool yet

No, but you're pretty obnoxious.

 

[Johnknight1]

4channers... I think I've missed something...

Hmm...they're basically guys from a site called 4chans=primaraly Asians that hate Dylan Tnga, the smashboards, and anyone who agrees with Dylan Tnga. We know them as Pokemon porn postes, repetitive posters, gay fight club pic posters, retarts, and people who think they are cool because they won the special Olympics.

Does that help sum it up for you=???

BTW, can everyone here say "4channers GTFO" like me=??? Remember the last few times....those sucked!

 

[Circus]

Whoa, dude.

Disco ball, ftw.

What if when you threw the Disco Ball (were it an actual item) the whole stage turned into a dance floor with cheesy techno playing.?And all the characters besides yours would start raving, allowing you to beat on them.

That is a winning item, right thurr.

 

[blayde_axel]

Odd, though. He's focusing on original items like crazy nowadays. Maybe he's run out of items from the other franchises... or not.

 

[Katy Parry]

I thought it was Togepi (or Clefairy, heck if I know.) that did that.

It is. Gastly isn't in melee.

 

[Loooooni]

Better show off your e-peen at how you play 5 year old video games all day. That\\\'ll intimidate him.

it\\\'s a known fact that idiots like you beat the O RLY owl into the ground.

shut up and die

oh and hello everybody

 

[Joe Soup]

Incredible. A SmashBoards poster who actually has a brain.

How bout you get the **** out of here and stop harassing perfectly good people just because you don't like the way we play.

Now why don't you just go back to your ****ing prick site where all of you pathetic excuses for human beings pleasure your immeasurably small ***** to pictures of cartoon people screwing each other.

If you don't like it, take your ****ing fat *** self out of our presence and never speak again. Do it for all of us, baby.

Oh, and BTW--those goddamm owl pics are about as funny as burning a kitten alive. Oh yeah, forgot, you ***gots think that **** is funny, so it makes sense why you keep making stupid owl pics. My bad.

 

[Ash Hol]

finally i got a vague prediction right. item!!!!! rest of week peach, stage, music fs/smoves not in order

 

[Bassoonist]

Whoa, dude.

Disco ball, ftw.

What if when you threw the Disco Ball (were it an actual item) the whole stage turned into a dance floor with cheesy techno playing.?And all the characters besides yours would start raving, allowing you to beat on them.

That is a winning item, right thurr.

Haha..

Seriously!

Disco ball FTW! Best item idea ever.

 

[Gargomon251]

One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the Brawl will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new item overlords.

 

[Del Money]

.......I don't like hentai....ahehheh.....ohhhhboy.

keep out ethan, this doesnt concern you

Better show off your e-peen at how you play 5 year old video games all day. That\\\'ll intimidate him.

it\\\'s a known fact that idiots like you beat the O RLY owl into the ground.

ok mr. badass. keep putting backslashes in your words to look cool and unique. keep fooling yourself that "O RLY" and "OVER 9000" were ever funny to being with. keep pretend youre something more than a hentai-loving prick. youre a worthless piece of ****ing ****. get the hell out. nobody likes you, not even your own mother. GTFO

 

[Katy Parry]

How bout you get the **** out of here and stop harassing perfectly good people just because you don't like the way we play.

Now why don't you just go back to your ****ing prick site where all of you pathetic excuses for human beings pleasure your immeasurably small ***** to pictures of cartoon people screwing each other.

....*sweating* I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM!

 

[blayde_axel]

Although they are nice, I'd like to see some items from nintendo games already. lol.

Maybe... i dunno, the feather? Or maybe that sudden death gun from Star Fox Assault?

 

[Y34HDUD3!!!]

Well, I'm putting this owl pic up because it actually helps in some way(or not):

/undid my pic.

I hope it doesn't become too much of a problem.

 

[Contents_Under_Pressure]

You are such an lolcow.

you do know that noone likes you, right? you do know that noone thinks ur funny, right? and you do know that you guys need to get out more, right? k just making sure.

 

[Katy Parry]

^^^Oh lord. That's one freaky bird.

I love this item!

 

[Johnknight1]

shut up and die

oh and hello everybody

How bout you get the **** out of here and stop harassing perfectly good people just because you don't like the way we play.

Now why don't you just go back to your ****ing prick site where all of you pathetic excuses for human beings pleasure your immeasurably small ***** to pictures of cartoon people screwing each other.

If you don't like it, take your ****ing fat *** self out of our presence and never speak again. Do it for all of us, baby.

Oh, and BTW--those goddamm owl pics are about as funny as burning a kitten alive. Oh yeah, forgot, you ***gots think that **** is funny, so it makes sense why you keep making stupid owl pics. My bad.

I f***ing love oyu guys=spread the 4chan hate! Good thing we're all in the same clan=4chan pwnage!

 

[FierceDeityWolf]

No, he just called you out on using unfunny jokes.

Atleast I didn't go off calling him names like ****** or *** or dip**** etc. you get the point.

 

[Volrec]

Well, I'm putting this owl pic up because it actually helps in some way(or not):

SmashBoards is full of LULZ:

Enjoy your infraction. You're not supposed to have curses in pics.

 

[FierceDeityWolf]

You are such an lolcow.

And you are such a loser. Get the **** out of here, 4channer, and jack off to hentai.

Thanks, JoeSoup and Del Money.

 

[Y34HDUD3!!!]

You're A Monster, I Say!!!!! Oh, and I didn't know about the infraction thing.... Well my bad.

 

[Loooooni]

well i think the smokeball is a neat idea since its not alwayse the same color also its one of the most suprising updates so far since most of us were suspecting peach

4chan GTFO u f***ing piece of ****

 

[Contents_Under_Pressure]

you see, smashboards are full of lulz? NOONE WANTS YOU HERE!

 

[Circus]

I heard someone say burning a cat. So here, have some Zippocat.

*insert picture that I don't want cluttering this thread anymore than need be*

Whoa.

Okay, at first I thought people were being overboard on you. But that picture is ****ing terrible. Honestly, how can you even look at that for more than 2 seconds without vomiting?

 

[FierceDeityWolf]

Just to piss off the 4channer:

edit: And the O RLY thing, it's called having a sense of humor, unlike you, dinosaur porn watcher.

 

[Eight Sage]

I thought it was Togepi (or Clefairy, heck if I know.) that did that.

Oh yeah, I forgot

And BTW, we have so few attack items so far......

 

[digifreak642]

Just put him on your ignore list and you will be able to pretend that he "Got the freezer out" as you guys are saying. That cat burning was the last straw.

 

[Del Money]

You are such an lolcow.

a lolcow? a LOLCOW? first youre ****ing ******** enough to come up with a word so stupid. only ****faces like you would use such a stupid word. 2nd, you think youre funy. dont bring that weakass **** in here. DONT BRING THAT WEAKASS ****! youve got nothing. you aint got ****, so quit pretending youre anything more than a ****stain on japanese culture. youve got jack****. and youll never be anything more asswipe. so get lost

you do know that noone likes you, right? you do know that noone thinks ur funny, right? and you do know that you guys need to get out more, right? k just making sure.

nah this joker's about as smart as a pubic hair. stupidass words like "lulz" and "lolcow". not even the nerdiest ****er in the world could make up stuff that gay. ****ing idiot, get lost

stage or special moves tomorrow

 

[Joe Soup]

Okay, at first I thought people were being overboard on you. But that picture is ****ing terrible. Honestly, how can you even look at that for more than 2 seconds without vomiting?

He's a sick **** and shouldn't even be considered a human being.

Rot in hell, you 4chan *******s.

 

[Bassoonist]

How can people be so ****ing insensitive?

I don't even like cats, but that is ****ing terrible.

*puts 4channer on ignore list*

 

[Drascin]

Ah, the joys of the Ignore function. Anyway, back to the update.

This looks a bit pointless, but if the smoke is opaque enough you could probably get some sweet mindgames out of this thing. After all, it is probably harder to identify the startup frames of attacks when your enemy is under a cloak of smoke, no?

And speaking of mindgames, yeah, Sakurai has out-mindgamed us all again. Be honest here: how many were expecting a Peach update today?

 

[Johnknight1]

I f***ing love everyone here on this thread...minus the 4channer. And btw 4channer, that's even worst than the Mudkip porn you mother f***ing piece of f***ing s***. No one wants your f***ing s*** here and get the f*** out before we have to get the mods to kick your f***ing sorry as lifeless f***ing life out forever. Seriously, no one likes you, you're a loaner, and go jakc off in a corner over your Barney toys!

Edit: Mark it as spam multiple times everyone. This f***ing p***es me off on soooo many levels. Crimes against f***ing s***, this 4channer needs to get f***ing stabbed, I'm sorry!

 

[Y34HDUD3!!!]

You guys who quoted ma latest owl picture:

Would appreciate it if you erased that part of yo post. Don't want no infractions here. Thank you.

LULZ, that was just horrble. If I had to choose between a cat burning and you.... You would burn alive, I would set your fire off, burn you up again, set you off, burn you again, and then shoot you with a 50 caliber in the face multiple times. That kitty deserves more to live than you.

 

[Gargomon251]

you do know that noone likes you, right? you do know that noone thinks ur funny, right? and you do know that you guys need to get out more, right? k just making sure.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noone
you may want to check here before you start badmouthing Noone.

also, to folks complaining, remember THIS little button?

USE IT!

 

[FierceDeityWolf]

Screw me? I posted a burning cat, and saying \"Screw you\" is intended to get to me?

What a lame retort.

Not about the cat, your whole self in general.

 

[Loooooni]

how do you ignore someone i cant stand that piece of **** how the **** can you even look at that go ****ing die you ***hole