mattc1231
Smash Apprentice
this sir, is the most epic picture i have ever seen
SWEET JESUS!
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What would Snake do?(WWSD)
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Johnknight1
Upward and Forward, Positive and Persistent
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*Snake sees a character (opponent), and calls Otacon while under his box, hiding from this character's sight.*
Snake: Otacon, who is that over there?
Otacon: That's Captain Olimar. He uses his Pikmin to fight, and is useless without them.
Snake: WHAT?
Otacon: Pikmin. Small plant things that he picks up out of the ground.
Snake: Wait...living, walking plants!?
Otacon: YES!
Snake: What the f*** is wrong with this place?
Otacon: Snake, look out. He can control them like a army.
Snake: He controls plants. WTF!?!?!?
Otacon: Just be careful Snake. They are all very powerful.
Snake: Hang on, he's being attacked by some other guy. Here, I'll send you a picture.
Otacon: That is Captain Olimar, Snake.
Snake: Yes, I know.
Otacon: No, that's Captain Olimar!
Snake: YES, I know!
Otacon: Listen Snake, THAT'S CAPTAIN OLIMAR!
Snake: YES, I KNOW!
Otacon: Snake, you don't get it. They are BOTH CAPTAIN OLIMAR!
Snake: What the f*** is wrong with this place!
Otacon: ...
Snake: Ergh...now there are two more of him.
Otacon: Looks like you have your hands full, Snake.
Snake: After this, I'll never eat a vegitable again!
*gets out of box and fires Casatca at Captain Olimar*
Snake: Otacon, who is that over there?
Otacon: That's Captain Olimar. He uses his Pikmin to fight, and is useless without them.
Snake: WHAT?
Otacon: Pikmin. Small plant things that he picks up out of the ground.
Snake: Wait...living, walking plants!?
Otacon: YES!
Snake: What the f*** is wrong with this place?
Otacon: Snake, look out. He can control them like a army.
Snake: He controls plants. WTF!?!?!?
Otacon: Just be careful Snake. They are all very powerful.
Snake: Hang on, he's being attacked by some other guy. Here, I'll send you a picture.
Otacon: That is Captain Olimar, Snake.
Snake: Yes, I know.
Otacon: No, that's Captain Olimar!
Snake: YES, I know!
Otacon: Listen Snake, THAT'S CAPTAIN OLIMAR!
Snake: YES, I KNOW!
Otacon: Snake, you don't get it. They are BOTH CAPTAIN OLIMAR!
Snake: What the f*** is wrong with this place!
Otacon: ...
Snake: Ergh...now there are two more of him.
Otacon: Looks like you have your hands full, Snake.
Snake: After this, I'll never eat a vegitable again!
*gets out of box and fires Casatca at Captain Olimar*
sir bert leaman
Smash Rookie
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- 19
C: Snake! Can you hear me?
S: Hey Colonel, when's this thing gonna start, anyway?
C: Hard to say at this point but there's something I have to-
S: What's taking so long, anway? Samus said she'd "Show me her moves".
C: That's fine, Snake, but you need to listen to me. Reports indicate that there have been "delays in development" and-
S: Hold that thought. I see a large group heading this way.
C: That's what I've been trying to tell you! They're all fans that have gone mad waiting and they're rioting. You need to get out of there!
S: Are you kidding me? They don't look so tough...
-All they found was part of his headband-
S: Hey Colonel, when's this thing gonna start, anyway?
C: Hard to say at this point but there's something I have to-
S: What's taking so long, anway? Samus said she'd "Show me her moves".
C: That's fine, Snake, but you need to listen to me. Reports indicate that there have been "delays in development" and-
S: Hold that thought. I see a large group heading this way.
C: That's what I've been trying to tell you! They're all fans that have gone mad waiting and they're rioting. You need to get out of there!
S: Are you kidding me? They don't look so tough...
-All they found was part of his headband-
thezoologist2008
Smash Rookie
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- Messages
- 4
New one:
Snake: COLONEL!?!?!?!
Colonel: OW!!! Jeez, Snake, you don't have to yell so loud. What is it?
Snake: Something weird just happened to the Battlefield!
Colonel: What do you mean, Snake?
Snake: We're frozen in time!
Colonel: Oh, that was just someone who used a stopwatch, it's able to--
Snake: No, MAN, we're ALL frozen!!
Colonel: Oh. Huh, that is weird.....
Snake: What should I do?
Colonel: I can't really help you this time, Snake.
Snake: Why the **** not?!?!
Colonel: Because I'm frozen too!!!
Snake: WHAT?!?!?!?!
Colonel: Sakurai must've delayed us back another month....
Snake and Colonel: **** YOU, SAKURAI!!!!!
Snake: COLONEL!?!?!?!
Colonel: OW!!! Jeez, Snake, you don't have to yell so loud. What is it?
Snake: Something weird just happened to the Battlefield!
Colonel: What do you mean, Snake?
Snake: We're frozen in time!
Colonel: Oh, that was just someone who used a stopwatch, it's able to--
Snake: No, MAN, we're ALL frozen!!
Colonel: Oh. Huh, that is weird.....
Snake: What should I do?
Colonel: I can't really help you this time, Snake.
Snake: Why the **** not?!?!
Colonel: Because I'm frozen too!!!
Snake: WHAT?!?!?!?!
Colonel: Sakurai must've delayed us back another month....
Snake and Colonel: **** YOU, SAKURAI!!!!!
Snake: colonel! what is this thing?
Colonel: what now snake?
Snake: there's this ****** guy who came out of a spaceship
Colonel: Hm, that must be captain olimar, don't take him too lighlty, after what we've seen here nothing is certain
Snake: Oh my god! he appears to pulling out little seamen!
Colonel: Calm down snake. those arn't seamen, they're called pikmin
Snake: He names his seamen?
Colonel: NO snake, they're creatures from another world who aid olimar while fighting
Snake: how does he make that much seamen!!
Colonel: snake i don't really think this is an appropriate topic, get back to the task at hand
Snake: how the **** can his seamen move like that!?
Colonel: concentrate snake!
Snake: Great now im covered in his seamen
Colonel: thats disgusting snake
Snake: Hey colonel i got a question
Colonel: NO! Im not going to tell you what seamen taste like!!
Snake: No, i already know that one colonel
Colonel: !!!
Colonel: what now snake?
Snake: there's this ****** guy who came out of a spaceship
Colonel: Hm, that must be captain olimar, don't take him too lighlty, after what we've seen here nothing is certain
Snake: Oh my god! he appears to pulling out little seamen!
Colonel: Calm down snake. those arn't seamen, they're called pikmin
Snake: He names his seamen?
Colonel: NO snake, they're creatures from another world who aid olimar while fighting
Snake: how does he make that much seamen!!
Colonel: snake i don't really think this is an appropriate topic, get back to the task at hand
Snake: how the **** can his seamen move like that!?
Colonel: concentrate snake!
Snake: Great now im covered in his seamen
Colonel: thats disgusting snake
Snake: Hey colonel i got a question
Colonel: NO! Im not going to tell you what seamen taste like!!
Snake: No, i already know that one colonel
Colonel: !!!
KirbyWorshipper2465
Smash Legend
You have scored an epic victory. This is my favorite one thus far.Kasek
Smash Ace
^Tabby18: 1: That is extremely immature, and 2: Why are you comparing Pikmin with seamen (sailors, pirates, and the like)?
Snake: Otacon,who's ths astronaut person?
Otacon: That's Olimar. He's a pilot for Hocotate Freight.
Snake: ...he seems kinda pathetic to me.
Otacon: By himself, yes, Olimar is a weakling. However, his true strength lies in his Pikmin army.
Snake: He has his own army?
Otacon: That's right. He has five different types of Pikmin, each with different properties, and each one willing to lay its life on the line for Olimar!
Snake: They're a dedicated bunch...
Otacon: Olimar can use them in various ways, from projectiles and whips to bludgeoning weapons.
Snake: ...they let him use them like clubs?
Otacon: Yep.
Snake: ...there's such a thing as TOO dedicated...
Snake: Otacon,who's ths astronaut person?
Otacon: That's Olimar. He's a pilot for Hocotate Freight.
Snake: ...he seems kinda pathetic to me.
Otacon: By himself, yes, Olimar is a weakling. However, his true strength lies in his Pikmin army.
Snake: He has his own army?
Otacon: That's right. He has five different types of Pikmin, each with different properties, and each one willing to lay its life on the line for Olimar!
Snake: They're a dedicated bunch...
Otacon: Olimar can use them in various ways, from projectiles and whips to bludgeoning weapons.
Snake: ...they let him use them like clubs?
Otacon: Yep.
Snake: ...there's such a thing as TOO dedicated...
MajinNecro69
Smash Ace
- Joined
- Dec 14, 2007
- Messages
- 657
Snake: Otacon, where are we? It's pretty **** hot in here...
Otacon: Snake, you're in Norfair, the sweltering underground of the plant Brinstar.
Snake: I'm...on another planet?
Otacon: Yes, Snake. Be careful, the one you're about to face, his name is Ridley, high ranking officer of the Space Pirates. Some say, he's even the leader!
Snake: So, how good is this guy, anyway? He must be pretty good to stand this heat...
Otacon: Well...he's not a "guy," per say.
Snake: So what is he then?
Otacon: Um...he's a purple cybernetic dragon who fires plasma out oif his mouth and can fly.
Snake: Uh...why did you send me here again?
Otacon: Snake...I didn't send you he...*fsssssssssssssssssssh*
Snake: Otacon! If you didn't send me here, who d-di....ah ****.
Ridley: Hehehehehehehe....................................*bzt*
Otacon: Snake, you're in Norfair, the sweltering underground of the plant Brinstar.
Snake: I'm...on another planet?
Otacon: Yes, Snake. Be careful, the one you're about to face, his name is Ridley, high ranking officer of the Space Pirates. Some say, he's even the leader!
Snake: So, how good is this guy, anyway? He must be pretty good to stand this heat...
Otacon: Well...he's not a "guy," per say.
Snake: So what is he then?
Otacon: Um...he's a purple cybernetic dragon who fires plasma out oif his mouth and can fly.
Snake: Uh...why did you send me here again?
Otacon: Snake...I didn't send you he...*fsssssssssssssssssssh*
Snake: Otacon! If you didn't send me here, who d-di....ah ****.
Ridley: Hehehehehehehe....................................*bzt*
peytar
Smash Journeyman
snake: Otacan!
Otacon: Yes snake
S: there is this big penguin chasing me with a hammer.... am i going crazy?
O: No Snake thats king Dedede, he's kirby's enemy.
S: hmmmm so you're telling me big penguins running around with huge hammers is normal
O: Anything is normal in the smash kingdom
*snake disappears from the transmissin screen*
O: Snake.......Snake where are you?
S: Hey Otacon you ever been sucked into a big penguin with a huge hammers mouth?
O: NO!
S: It's not fun.....
.........
*end transmissin*
Otacon: Yes snake
S: there is this big penguin chasing me with a hammer.... am i going crazy?
O: No Snake thats king Dedede, he's kirby's enemy.
S: hmmmm so you're telling me big penguins running around with huge hammers is normal
O: Anything is normal in the smash kingdom
*snake disappears from the transmissin screen*
O: Snake.......Snake where are you?
S: Hey Otacon you ever been sucked into a big penguin with a huge hammers mouth?
O: NO!
S: It's not fun.....
.........
*end transmissin*
Nice one. I'm pretty impressed. Sheik one anybody?
Rhubarbo
Smash Champion
- Joined
- Jun 21, 2007
- Messages
- 2,035
Snake: Otacon, who is that guy, his nose has a tumor!
Otacon: **Sigh**, that is Olimar Snake, the large nose is a common trait of those from Hocotate.
Snake: Otacon, he just brought a carrot to life!
Otacon: **Facepalms**, that is a Pikmin Snake, it has been popular since 2001, where have you been?
Snake: ...
Otacon: Okay, I'll leave you to your drooling!
Otacon: **Sigh**, that is Olimar Snake, the large nose is a common trait of those from Hocotate.
Snake: Otacon, he just brought a carrot to life!
Otacon: **Facepalms**, that is a Pikmin Snake, it has been popular since 2001, where have you been?
Snake: ...
Otacon: Okay, I'll leave you to your drooling!
Kasek
Smash Ace
Snake: Ninja... why are there ALWAYS ninja?
Mei Ling: That's Sheik, Snake.
Snake: I thought ninja were from the Far East, not the Middle East.
Mei Ling: *sigh* No, Snake, it's a derivative of Sheikah, a race from the same land as Link and Zelda.
Snake: Oh.
Mei Ling: I don't think I need to tell you to watch out for all of the little tricks up her sleeve.
Snake: No, I- wait, she? This ninja's a girl?
Mei Ling: And what's wrong with that?!?
Snake: N-nothing...
Solharath
[ZTD] CEO
Pulling this one from earlier. I did it on page five or six...
Snake: Colonel, I'm facing a princess.
Colonel: Which one?
Snake: She's wearing Pink.
Colonel: They both wear pink, Snake. I need more information.
Snake: She's wearing something on her head. Looks Royal.
Colonel: More information Snake!
Snake: Uh, Long white gloves?
Colonel: More info.
Snake: Blond Hair?
Colonel: More info.
Snake: HOLY HELL! SHE TURNED INTO A MAN!
Colonel: Oh, that's Shiek.
Snake: Hell yeah she's a freak.
S0crat3s
Smash Apprentice
Heheheheh, I have TWO:
Snake: Why is that angel kid shouting?
Otacon: Pit? Was he glowing?
S: He WAS...
O: Watch out, this is his Final Smash!
S: Final wha-- Whoah? Who's that huge chick in the background?!
O: That's the Goddess of Light, Palutena...
S: What is she going to-- what are those things she's spitting out?
O: Those are her army of Centurions.
S: Are you kidding me? Oompa Loompas with funny hats.
O: You should stay out of their way; each can only attack once, but the knockback is devastating.
S: So what does this "Papalua" chick supposed to do?
O: Nothing...
S: Pfft, women.
Mei-Ling: What was that, Snake?!
END TRANSMISSION
Snake: Mei, I'm fighting a penguin! Or maybe a duck? It has a huge hammer...
Mei-Ling: That's King DeDeDe...
S: Fire's coming out of his ha--
END TRANSMISSION
Snake: Why is that angel kid shouting?
Otacon: Pit? Was he glowing?
S: He WAS...
O: Watch out, this is his Final Smash!
S: Final wha-- Whoah? Who's that huge chick in the background?!
O: That's the Goddess of Light, Palutena...
S: What is she going to-- what are those things she's spitting out?
O: Those are her army of Centurions.
S: Are you kidding me? Oompa Loompas with funny hats.
O: You should stay out of their way; each can only attack once, but the knockback is devastating.
S: So what does this "Papalua" chick supposed to do?
O: Nothing...
S: Pfft, women.
Mei-Ling: What was that, Snake?!
END TRANSMISSION
Snake: Mei, I'm fighting a penguin! Or maybe a duck? It has a huge hammer...
Mei-Ling: That's King DeDeDe...
S: Fire's coming out of his ha--
END TRANSMISSION
Kasek
Smash Ace
Snake: Otacon, who's THIS freak?
Otacon: That's King De De De, Kirby's rival.
Snake: I thought Meta Knight was Kirby's rival?
Otacon: You're allowed to have more than one rival, Snake.
Snake: Yeah, yeah... what's the lowdown on this guy?
Otacon: Well, basically, he's a penguin with a hammer and his own personal army.
Snake: ...what is with these people and their personal armies?
Otacon: Well, he IS a king. Anyways, ever since his first defeat by Kirby, he went through vigorous training to match Kirby's ability to suck in air like a vacuum and float through the air. Being bigger, De De De has more suction power than Kirby, and combined with that hammer, I advise long-range tactics.
Snake: Isn't that what I NORMALLY go for?
Otacon: Well, yes... also, watch out for the Waddle Dees, his minions. Even after he throws them at somebody, they'll walk around and attack the other competitors.
Snake: ...isn't that, I don't know, cheating?
Otacon: Well, for the most part, they're extremely weak. However, De De De can also summon Waddle Doos- they're basically Waddle Dees with laser vision- and Gordos, floating spike balls.
Snake: Well, this just keeps getting better and better!
Otacon: Hey, he has to face an elite soldier equipped with grenades, rockets, landmines, and C4!
Snake: Well, when you put it that way...
Otacon: That's King De De De, Kirby's rival.
Snake: I thought Meta Knight was Kirby's rival?
Otacon: You're allowed to have more than one rival, Snake.
Snake: Yeah, yeah... what's the lowdown on this guy?
Otacon: Well, basically, he's a penguin with a hammer and his own personal army.
Snake: ...what is with these people and their personal armies?
Otacon: Well, he IS a king. Anyways, ever since his first defeat by Kirby, he went through vigorous training to match Kirby's ability to suck in air like a vacuum and float through the air. Being bigger, De De De has more suction power than Kirby, and combined with that hammer, I advise long-range tactics.
Snake: Isn't that what I NORMALLY go for?
Otacon: Well, yes... also, watch out for the Waddle Dees, his minions. Even after he throws them at somebody, they'll walk around and attack the other competitors.
Snake: ...isn't that, I don't know, cheating?
Otacon: Well, for the most part, they're extremely weak. However, De De De can also summon Waddle Doos- they're basically Waddle Dees with laser vision- and Gordos, floating spike balls.
Snake: Well, this just keeps getting better and better!
Otacon: Hey, he has to face an elite soldier equipped with grenades, rockets, landmines, and C4!
Snake: Well, when you put it that way...
Snake: "Me Ling! Zelda just turned into a MALE Ninja"
Me ling: "Well, its still a woman Snake, she just looks like a man because she assumed this form when going into hiding.
Snake: "I see, clever disguise there."
Mei ling: "Also her name is Sheik"
Snake: "Wait, isnt it just Zelda? I mean sure she disguised herself, but its still Zelda right?
Mei ling: "No, its Sheik now"
Snake: "But......its....Zelda...""
Mei ling: *sighs* "Ok look, just think of it as a codename ok? When Zelda is in that form her codename is Sheik, got it?"
Snake: "Well alright, works for me......but still, transforming is one thing, but name changing?....must be a woman thing.."
Mei ling: "What was that Snake?"
Snake: "uhhh....nothing, gotta go"
*end transmission*
A bit bland I know.
Me ling: "Well, its still a woman Snake, she just looks like a man because she assumed this form when going into hiding.
Snake: "I see, clever disguise there."
Mei ling: "Also her name is Sheik"
Snake: "Wait, isnt it just Zelda? I mean sure she disguised herself, but its still Zelda right?
Mei ling: "No, its Sheik now"
Snake: "But......its....Zelda...""
Mei ling: *sighs* "Ok look, just think of it as a codename ok? When Zelda is in that form her codename is Sheik, got it?"
Snake: "Well alright, works for me......but still, transforming is one thing, but name changing?....must be a woman thing.."
Mei ling: "What was that Snake?"
Snake: "uhhh....nothing, gotta go"
*end transmission*
A bit bland I know.
supa*
Smash Cadet
F@lco-san: Don't know if you noticed, but that last part of your transmission was really ironic. 
Seeing as how Snake himself uses acodename. :D
I lol'd at the notion of Snake = a woman.
Seeing as how Snake himself uses acodename. :D
I lol'd at the notion of Snake = a woman.
Krell
Smash Journeyman
This would win my vote.
Rick88
Smash Journeyman
This thread wins. Most characters have been done, I'll come back when I come up with a good line.
vicgur
Smash Ace
Snake: Otacon, I grabbed that shiny ball that you told me to...
Otacon: You grabbed a Smash Ball, Snake! Now you can peform a Final Smash!
S: How do I do that!?
O: I don't really know. Maybe if you try to...
Nintendo Booth Girl: PRESS 1!! PRESS 1!!
S: What the...!?
O: I think she is right, Snake! Try it! PRESS 1!! PRESS 1!!
NBG: PRESS 1!! PRESS 1!!
S: Oh, God...
Otacon: You grabbed a Smash Ball, Snake! Now you can peform a Final Smash!
S: How do I do that!?
O: I don't really know. Maybe if you try to...
Nintendo Booth Girl: PRESS 1!! PRESS 1!!
S: What the...!?
O: I think she is right, Snake! Try it! PRESS 1!! PRESS 1!!
NBG: PRESS 1!! PRESS 1!!
S: Oh, God...
quatripain
Smash Journeyman
- Joined
- Dec 3, 2007
- Messages
- 241
s:octacon there is a wolf,a fox and a bird
o:thats wolf fox and falco
s:there are three smash balls
o:get one quick
s:no,there are three flying tanks
o:those are landmasters
s:i want one!!!!!!!!!!
o:there are already enough
s:but i want one
o:but that would take about 1231345234165 mb
s:nerd
o:thats wolf fox and falco
s:there are three smash balls
o:get one quick
s:no,there are three flying tanks
o:those are landmasters
s:i want one!!!!!!!!!!
o:there are already enough
s:but i want one
o:but that would take about 1231345234165 mb
s:nerd
MarthTrinity
Smash Lord
Snake: Colonel!
Colonel: What is it Snake?
Snake: Something came out of that Pokeball!
Colonel: Snake! That's Metagross! Be careful! It will use its Earthquake attack on you if you get close!
Snake: *takes out knife* CRAB...BATTLE...!
Colonel: What is it Snake?
Snake: Something came out of that Pokeball!
Colonel: Snake! That's Metagross! Be careful! It will use its Earthquake attack on you if you get close!
Snake: *takes out knife* CRAB...BATTLE...!
MajinNecro69
Smash Ace
- Joined
- Dec 14, 2007
- Messages
- 657
***~~~***INCOMING TRANSMISSION***~~~***
Snake: Hey, Otacon...that dog thing you told me about...
Otacon: Which dog thing?
Snake: The one with the gun.
Otacon: WHICH one with the gun?
Snake: The orange one.
Otacon: Alright. That's Fox McCloud. What about him, Snake?
Snake: He just brought in a giant tank.
Otacon: That's a Landmaster Tank, Snake. It's widely used amongst space pilots in the Lylat System who need offense and defense when traversing long distances on the ground.
Snake: Alright...that OTHER dog thing with a gun brought one in too...
Otacon: You mean Wolf O'Donnell? My sources don't tell me anything about him having a Landmaster.
Snake: Well he does. So does that blue bird thing.
Otacon: Now you're pulling my leg, Snake. Falco Lombardi has expressed numerous times, his discontent for the Landmaster Tank.
Snake: Well, all three of them are heading towards me, genius. What do I do?
Otacon: Snake, no one expected THREE Landmasters to appear. NO ONE. I'm sorry, but you're going to have to figure this one out on your own...
Snake: Otacon...Otacon! You #@$%@%$#$%#$%@$%#@$%#$^#%^$#%#^#^%%^&!!?!?!?!?!?!
***~~~***END TRANSMISSION***~~~***
Snake: Hey, Otacon...that dog thing you told me about...
Otacon: Which dog thing?
Snake: The one with the gun.
Otacon: WHICH one with the gun?
Snake: The orange one.
Otacon: Alright. That's Fox McCloud. What about him, Snake?
Snake: He just brought in a giant tank.
Otacon: That's a Landmaster Tank, Snake. It's widely used amongst space pilots in the Lylat System who need offense and defense when traversing long distances on the ground.
Snake: Alright...that OTHER dog thing with a gun brought one in too...
Otacon: You mean Wolf O'Donnell? My sources don't tell me anything about him having a Landmaster.
Snake: Well he does. So does that blue bird thing.
Otacon: Now you're pulling my leg, Snake. Falco Lombardi has expressed numerous times, his discontent for the Landmaster Tank.
Snake: Well, all three of them are heading towards me, genius. What do I do?
Otacon: Snake, no one expected THREE Landmasters to appear. NO ONE. I'm sorry, but you're going to have to figure this one out on your own...
Snake: Otacon...Otacon! You #@$%@%$#$%#$%@$%#@$%#$^#%^$#%#^#^%%^&!!?!?!?!?!?!
***~~~***END TRANSMISSION***~~~***
Fandangox
Smash Lord
Snake: what the hell is going on?!
Otacon: *sighs* what now Snake?
S: I cannot control myself. and who the hell is that?
O: snake that's...
Snake: why cant I move and who is that?
O: that's the player snake.
S:Really? I want to know how it taste.
Otacon: *sighs* what now Snake?
S: I cannot control myself. and who the hell is that?
O: snake that's...
Snake: why cant I move and who is that?
O: that's the player snake.
S:Really? I want to know how it taste.
SvartWolf
Smash Champion
Incomming transmision
Snake: colonel, I have found an enemy, it doesn't seems like a member of FOXHOUND, he is big and tanned, with red hair and beard...
Colonel: Snake, watch out he is ganondorf, he is a higly skilled swordsman and dark magician. he could cut you in pieces with the triforce of power and cast the most hideous magic on you. extreme caution is advised
Snake: ****! he spotted me.... wait colonel, if he is so good swordman and magician, why he isn't using his sword or magic, and instead it's trying to punch me.. and hug me?!?!?!
Colonel: this menas that... mmm
Snake: what it's colonel? are you hiding me something? why he isn't using his full potential?
Colonel: sorry Snake, .. but i can't tell you. I don't know, i'm just the middleman.
Snake: Colonel.. you are an horrible lier.
Colonel: ......
Snake: Colonel TELL ME! WHY HE ISN'T USING HIS FULL POWER!?
Colonel: you... you.. should contact a guy called Sakurai, his codec is 12.03 ... no wait, it's 03.09! I'm Sorry Snake, i can't tell you more...
Snake:Colonel....thanks...
End of transmision
Snake: colonel, I have found an enemy, it doesn't seems like a member of FOXHOUND, he is big and tanned, with red hair and beard...
Colonel: Snake, watch out he is ganondorf, he is a higly skilled swordsman and dark magician. he could cut you in pieces with the triforce of power and cast the most hideous magic on you. extreme caution is advised
Snake: ****! he spotted me.... wait colonel, if he is so good swordman and magician, why he isn't using his sword or magic, and instead it's trying to punch me.. and hug me?!?!?!
Colonel: this menas that... mmm
Snake: what it's colonel? are you hiding me something? why he isn't using his full potential?
Colonel: sorry Snake, .. but i can't tell you. I don't know, i'm just the middleman.
Snake: Colonel.. you are an horrible lier.
Colonel: ......
Snake: Colonel TELL ME! WHY HE ISN'T USING HIS FULL POWER!?
Colonel: you... you.. should contact a guy called Sakurai, his codec is 12.03 ... no wait, it's 03.09! I'm Sorry Snake, i can't tell you more...
Snake:Colonel....thanks...
End of transmision
quatripain
Smash Journeyman
- Joined
- Dec 3, 2007
- Messages
- 241
s:octacon!im fighting pit and zss and theres a lump in pits pants
o:thats a boner
s:i wonder what it tastes like
o:thats a boner
s:i wonder what it tastes like
Fandangox
Smash Lord
Snake: Otacon, what is this little red-white thing looking at me?
Otacon: That's a Toad, Snake they ussually...
S: Otacon.
O: what?
S: he is a mushroom.
O: no snake, he is a Toad let me expla....
S: look, you can be the smartone but I'm pretty **** sure that thing is a mushroom.
O: I'm tired of this *sighs, stand up and walk away*
S: Otacon?... Otacon? hello? anyone? I need a hug.
Otacon: That's a Toad, Snake they ussually...
S: Otacon.
O: what?
S: he is a mushroom.
O: no snake, he is a Toad let me expla....
S: look, you can be the smartone but I'm pretty **** sure that thing is a mushroom.
O: I'm tired of this *sighs, stand up and walk away*
S: Otacon?... Otacon? hello? anyone? I need a hug.
smashbot226
Smash Master
Snake: Mei-Ling, I found another Metal Gear!
Mei-Ling: What? Oh, that's not a Metal Gear, that's R.O.B, short for Robotic Operating Buddy. I haven't the faintest idea what it's doing here...
Snake: It's... IT'S DANCING!!!
Mei-Ling: That just means its doing the R.O.B.
Snake: Man, this guy seems pretty harmless... GYAGAAAHHH!!!
Mei-Ling: SNAKE, ARE YOU THERE?!?
Snake: He... he just lasered me?
Mei-Ling: You mean he...
Snake: Oh no, HE'S CHARGIN' HIS LAZUH!!!
Mei-Ling: Careful, he may FIRE HIS LAZUH!
Snake: Wait, he missed! He's hovering into the air now!
Mei-Ling: Among that, he can also shoot tops.
Snake: HAH! Really?!? He sounds pretty weak to me!
Mei-Ling: Fine! See him grab that smash ball over there, THEN see what happens!
Snake: What do you mean? He's just glowing and... ZZZZZAP!
Mei-Ling: What? Oh, that's not a Metal Gear, that's R.O.B, short for Robotic Operating Buddy. I haven't the faintest idea what it's doing here...
Snake: It's... IT'S DANCING!!!
Mei-Ling: That just means its doing the R.O.B.
Snake: Man, this guy seems pretty harmless... GYAGAAAHHH!!!
Mei-Ling: SNAKE, ARE YOU THERE?!?
Snake: He... he just lasered me?
Mei-Ling: You mean he...
Snake: Oh no, HE'S CHARGIN' HIS LAZUH!!!
Mei-Ling: Careful, he may FIRE HIS LAZUH!
Snake: Wait, he missed! He's hovering into the air now!
Mei-Ling: Among that, he can also shoot tops.
Snake: HAH! Really?!? He sounds pretty weak to me!
Mei-Ling: Fine! See him grab that smash ball over there, THEN see what happens!
Snake: What do you mean? He's just glowing and... ZZZZZAP!
I guess I'll join, and at this point I will mention characters not in the game.
Transmission Recieved:
Snake: Octagon; who is this Holloween-loving school boy?
Octagon: Who, exactly are you talking about?
Snake: Well...he's all dressed in blue! And he has a warrior's helmet that is...
Octagon: Does he have a gun in place of onehand?
Snake: Yes! How did you know?
Octagon: His name is Megaman. Like yourself and Sonic, he is a third party character from Capcom.
Snake...Okayyyy, and who made this school boy become a warrior wannabe?
Octagon: Actually, he is a fighting Robot Master, created by scientist; Dr. Light.
Snake: What?!! How did some scientist get a dumb schoolboy to become a robot to clean up EVERYONE ELSE'S MESS!
Octagon: He is NOT A SCHOOLBOY! You really should of taken that vacation to Japan like I told you to! He is not easy to beat; and he can copy other character's weapons!
Snake: Oh, that must explain why he just turned his weapon into a grenade launcher.
Octagan: Huh? what was...
*Megaman shoots Snake with grenade, sending him flying*
Snake: *Fading* AHHHHHHHH!
Octagon: ...I now know why Snake was horrible at knowing computers...
End of Transmission
Transmission Recieved (not for real; but a joke):
Snake: Who is this young pink girl?
Mei Ling: Who; exactly?
Snake: This furry creature carrying a big hammer.
Mei Ling: That is Amy from the Sonic the Hedgehog games. She has a huge crush on Sonic, but Sonic refuses to even date her. She uses her hammer when ever she gets aggresive.
Snake: Thanks so much; I just got an Idea!
Me Ling: Huh?
*Snake gets into his box and comes out with a Chili Dog stand with a separate sign saying "free date with whoever can eat som many chili dogs"*
Snake: Come ang get 500 Chili Dogs for free!"
Sonic: Alright! *Comes onto stage and eats 500 Chili dogs at the vendor in half a second. As he does, Snake puts a sign saying, "If your name is Amy, Sonic has stolen your favroite panties and showed them to everyone"*
Amy: *Sees sign* SONIC! YOU STOLE MY PANTIES, YOU PERVERT!??
Sonic: Woah! Amy! What di-
*Amy sends Sonic flying with her hammer*
Sonic: AHHHHH!"
Mei Ling: Uh...what just happened, Snake?
Snake: *eating a parfait from the hot dog stand; which is mysteriously gone* I've always wanted to humilate Sonic like that...
Transmission Recieved:
Snake: Octagon; who is this Holloween-loving school boy?
Octagon: Who, exactly are you talking about?
Snake: Well...he's all dressed in blue! And he has a warrior's helmet that is...
Octagon: Does he have a gun in place of onehand?
Snake: Yes! How did you know?
Octagon: His name is Megaman. Like yourself and Sonic, he is a third party character from Capcom.
Snake...Okayyyy, and who made this school boy become a warrior wannabe?
Octagon: Actually, he is a fighting Robot Master, created by scientist; Dr. Light.
Snake: What?!! How did some scientist get a dumb schoolboy to become a robot to clean up EVERYONE ELSE'S MESS!
Octagon: He is NOT A SCHOOLBOY! You really should of taken that vacation to Japan like I told you to! He is not easy to beat; and he can copy other character's weapons!
Snake: Oh, that must explain why he just turned his weapon into a grenade launcher.
Octagan: Huh? what was...
*Megaman shoots Snake with grenade, sending him flying*
Snake: *Fading* AHHHHHHHH!
Octagon: ...I now know why Snake was horrible at knowing computers...
End of Transmission
Transmission Recieved (not for real; but a joke):
Snake: Who is this young pink girl?
Mei Ling: Who; exactly?
Snake: This furry creature carrying a big hammer.
Mei Ling: That is Amy from the Sonic the Hedgehog games. She has a huge crush on Sonic, but Sonic refuses to even date her. She uses her hammer when ever she gets aggresive.
Snake: Thanks so much; I just got an Idea!
Me Ling: Huh?
*Snake gets into his box and comes out with a Chili Dog stand with a separate sign saying "free date with whoever can eat som many chili dogs"*
Snake: Come ang get 500 Chili Dogs for free!"
Sonic: Alright! *Comes onto stage and eats 500 Chili dogs at the vendor in half a second. As he does, Snake puts a sign saying, "If your name is Amy, Sonic has stolen your favroite panties and showed them to everyone"*
Amy: *Sees sign* SONIC! YOU STOLE MY PANTIES, YOU PERVERT!??
Sonic: Woah! Amy! What di-
*Amy sends Sonic flying with her hammer*
Sonic: AHHHHH!"
Mei Ling: Uh...what just happened, Snake?
Snake: *eating a parfait from the hot dog stand; which is mysteriously gone* I've always wanted to humilate Sonic like that...
I guess I'll join, and at this point I will mention characters not in the game.
Transmission Recieved:
Snake: Octagon; who is this Holloween-loving school boy?
Octagon: Who, exactly are you talking about?
Snake: Well...he's all dressed in blue! And he has a warrior's helmet that is...
Octagon: Does he have a gun in place of onehand?
Snake: Yes! How did you know?
Octagon: His name is Megaman. Like yourself and Sonic, he is a third party character from Capcom.
Snake...Okayyyy, and who made this school boy become a warrior wannabe?
Octagon: Actually, he is a fighting Robot Master, created by scientist; Dr. Light.
Snake: What?!! How did some scientist get a dumb schoolboy to become a robot to clean up EVERYONE ELSE'S MESS!
Octagon: He is NOT A SCHOOLBOY! You really should of taken that vacation to Japan like I told you to! He is not easy to beat; and he can copy other character's weapons!
Snake: Oh, that must explain why he just turned his weapon into a grenade launcher.
Octagan: Huh? what was...
*Megaman shoots Snake with grenade, sending him flying*
Snake: *Fading* AHHHHHHHH!
Octagon: ...I now know why Snake was horrible at knowing computers...
End of Transmission
Transmission Recieved (not for real; but a joke):
Snake: Who is this young pink girl?
Mei Ling: Who; exactly?
Snake: This furry creature carrying a big hammer.
Mei Ling: That is Amy from the Sonic the Hedgehog games. She has a huge crush on Sonic, but Sonic refuses to even date her. She uses her hammer when ever she gets aggresive.
Snake: Thanks so much; I just got an Idea!
Me Ling: Huh?
*Snake gets into his box and comes out with a Chili Dog stand with a separate sign saying "free date with whoever can eat som many chili dogs"*
Snake: Come ang get 500 Chili Dogs for free!"
Sonic: Alright! *Comes onto stage and eats 500 Chili dogs at the vendor in half a second. As he does, Snake puts a sign saying, "If your name is Amy, Sonic has stolen your favroite panties and showed them to everyone"*
Amy: *Sees sign* SONIC! YOU STOLE MY PANTIES, YOU PERVERT!??
Sonic: Woah! Amy! What di-
*Amy sends Sonic flying with her hammer*
Sonic: AHHHHH!"
Mei Ling: Uh...what just happened, Snake?
Snake: *eating a parfait from the hot dog stand; which is mysteriously gone* I've always wanted to humilate Sonic like that...
Sorry for the double post! How do I delete this?
Transmission Recieved:
Snake: Octagon; who is this Holloween-loving school boy?
Octagon: Who, exactly are you talking about?
Snake: Well...he's all dressed in blue! And he has a warrior's helmet that is...
Octagon: Does he have a gun in place of onehand?
Snake: Yes! How did you know?
Octagon: His name is Megaman. Like yourself and Sonic, he is a third party character from Capcom.
Snake...Okayyyy, and who made this school boy become a warrior wannabe?
Octagon: Actually, he is a fighting Robot Master, created by scientist; Dr. Light.
Snake: What?!! How did some scientist get a dumb schoolboy to become a robot to clean up EVERYONE ELSE'S MESS!
Octagon: He is NOT A SCHOOLBOY! You really should of taken that vacation to Japan like I told you to! He is not easy to beat; and he can copy other character's weapons!
Snake: Oh, that must explain why he just turned his weapon into a grenade launcher.
Octagan: Huh? what was...
*Megaman shoots Snake with grenade, sending him flying*
Snake: *Fading* AHHHHHHHH!
Octagon: ...I now know why Snake was horrible at knowing computers...
End of Transmission
Transmission Recieved (not for real; but a joke):
Snake: Who is this young pink girl?
Mei Ling: Who; exactly?
Snake: This furry creature carrying a big hammer.
Mei Ling: That is Amy from the Sonic the Hedgehog games. She has a huge crush on Sonic, but Sonic refuses to even date her. She uses her hammer when ever she gets aggresive.
Snake: Thanks so much; I just got an Idea!
Me Ling: Huh?
*Snake gets into his box and comes out with a Chili Dog stand with a separate sign saying "free date with whoever can eat som many chili dogs"*
Snake: Come ang get 500 Chili Dogs for free!"
Sonic: Alright! *Comes onto stage and eats 500 Chili dogs at the vendor in half a second. As he does, Snake puts a sign saying, "If your name is Amy, Sonic has stolen your favroite panties and showed them to everyone"*
Amy: *Sees sign* SONIC! YOU STOLE MY PANTIES, YOU PERVERT!??
Sonic: Woah! Amy! What di-
*Amy sends Sonic flying with her hammer*
Sonic: AHHHHH!"
Mei Ling: Uh...what just happened, Snake?
Snake: *eating a parfait from the hot dog stand; which is mysteriously gone* I've always wanted to humilate Sonic like that...
Sorry for the double post! How do I delete this?