What was the oddest/deepest/strangest question someone has ever asked you?

[Miggz]

My bi-curious friend asked me to have sex with him. I explained to him that I don't have any interest in homosexual behavior. I remained as his friend, nonetheless.

Although not as serious, I found this question to be extremely funny. A lady at work said to me "hi, what time is the noon seal feeding?"

So if you feel comfortable, please share with the world the awkward question(s) people have once asked you.

 

[StinkomanFan]

"How do you spell 'Antidisastablishmentarianism'?"
I died a little inside that day.

 

[teeman92]

* looks at the funny pics game in forum games*

Dad - *walks in * "whatcha looking at? girls?"
Me- nah
Dad - "hmm..." (teasing)

yeah, ive loss my girlfriend months ago. i dont know what his fancination with me and girlfriends. jeez dont have to force em on the me...

another one
*after football practice*
Random Senior : "You gonna be sucessful"
Me : "uhh....thanks."]

i shorten that up. i found that day to be the most creepest IMO.

 

[_Phloat_]

Why Purpose?

Now write an essay on that....

 

[D13]

Random annoying kid: "Are you a Jew?"
Me:"No."
Random annoying kid: "You have a big nose."

And other variations. >_>

 

[Ph33r 210]

okay, i can already seeing this thread being full of awkward sex questions but what the hell? it wasn't directed at me but a woman with rather large breasts was walking down the isle at wal-mart or something and i little girl said "my mommy wont feed me, can you?" and the small child proceeded to pull down the woman's shirt revealing her breasts

 

[Crazy_mofo213]

Girl: Will you go out with me
Me: Umm...What?
Girl: You know you want to, so why don't you say yes
Me: Because I don't really know you
Girl: Ohh ok....**** YOU!!

That moment left me speachless. lol

 

[DTP]

My bi-curious friend asked me to have sex with him. I explained to him that I don't have any interest in homosexual behavior. I remained as his friend, nonetheless.

WHA......?!?!


hahahaha lmfao
That's soooo weird xD

Are you sure he wasn't joking?

 

[Miggz]

WHA......?!?!


hahahaha lmfao
That's soooo weird xD

Are you sure he wasn't joking?

I thought he was at first, but when I looked downwards...let's just say I got his "point." It was really weird. I'm sure he found someone else to deal with his curiosity since we still hang out as if nothing ever happened. It was flattering, but weird. ^^;

 

[Greenstreet]

Does it get awkward at all?

 

[Lythium]

I had this really sketchy-looking high school kid ask me out at work. No thanks. Actually, now that I think of it, I get the strangest questions at work. No lie. As most people who frequent the Las Pictoras/PRoom probably know, I work at a bookstore. I can't tell you how many times I've had these conversations.

Customer: Can you help me find a book?
Me: Where you after a particular book?
Customer: Yeah.
Me: What was the title?
Customer: I can't remember.
Me: Do you know who the author is?
Customer: No.
Me: Do you remember what it's about?
Customer: I saw it recently...
Me: Can you tell me anything at all about it?
Customer: It had a non-descript cover.
Me: ...
(And I found it!)

And this one...

Me: Can I help you?
Customer: I'm looking for non-fiction.
Me: What kind?
Customer: Just non-fiction.
Me: Okay... do you want history? Or science? Psychology? Business?
Customer: No, just NON-FICTION!
Me: Ma'am, most of the store is non-fiction. You'll have to be more specific.
Customer: Don't you get it? I just want some non-fiction!
Me: All right. Do you see the sign over there where it says 'Fiction?'
Customer: Yes.
Me: All the books but those. Good luck.

 

[Crazy_mofo213]

And this one...

Me: Can I help you?
Customer: I'm looking for non-fiction.
Me: What kind?
Customer: Just non-fiction.
Me: Okay... do you want history? Or science? Psychology? Business?
Customer: No, just NON-FICTION!
Me: Ma'am, most of the store is non-fiction. You'll have to be more specific.
Customer: Don't you get it? I just want some non-fiction!
Me: All right. Do you see the sign over there where it says 'Fiction?'
Customer: Yes.
Me: All the books but those. Good luck.

LOL

It must suck dealing with those people.

 

[DTP]

I thought he was at first, but when I looked downwards...let's just say I got his "point." It was really weird. I'm sure he found someone else to deal with his curiosity since we still hang out as if nothing ever happened. It was flattering, but weird. ^^;

Man, I don't even know what I'd do in a situation like that.

Still funny though

Me: Can I help you?
Customer: I'm looking for non-fiction.
Me: What kind?
Customer: Just non-fiction.
Me: Okay... do you want history? Or science? Psychology? Business?
Customer: No, just NON-FICTION!
Me: Ma'am, most of the store is non-fiction. You'll have to be more specific.
Customer: Don't you get it? I just want some non-fiction!
Me: All right. Do you see the sign over there where it says 'Fiction?'
Customer: Yes.
Me: All the books but those. Good luck.

LOL

I like this xD

 

[slave1]

okay, i can already seeing this thread being full of awkward sex questions but what the hell? it wasn't directed at me but a woman with rather large breasts was walking down the isle at wal-mart or something and i little girl said "my mommy wont feed me, can you?" and the small child proceeded to pull down the woman's shirt revealing her breasts

WOW... i am kinda speechless

i don't know, do Mormon's have horns. (we don't by the way)

 

[Miggz]

Does it get awkward at all?

Oh yeah. Especially when its just the two of us sitting there in a room or something. Nowadays we hang out in a group.b

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

I was talking on the phone with some random girl I don't know, here's the convo pretty much:

meh: Who is this?
girl: Iono who is this?
meh: Matt...
girl: Ooh that's a sexy name.
meh: umm thanks
girl: do you like sex?
meh: *start laughing hang up phone*

twas weird.

 

[DTP]

And you hung up the phone because......?




jkjk