thank you for bring this up i was about to go to the melee tread but this to good to pass up
1. i only play as pichu in brawl
2. so slow i could make a cake why i play
3. F*** you *****bag i don't play that $***
4. melee main
5. don't say no homo unless you play melee (or 64)
6.dude why are you playing its auto lose for brawl
7.see that extra gay laser lock that's why i don't play this C***
8. you suck, you can't even wave-dash
9. brawl sucks
10.how much are you paying me to play this again?
11. here is the ultimate brawl burn, melee
12. ha you have no reflexes
13. dude do you live in a box? this is fun
14. take note how much you suck
15.take note how dull this game is
16. wow did you see that. i mean dude somehow i COMBoED you, what am i using an action replay
17. i have had more fun counting to 3228(true story the 400s and 700s are the funest)
18. you know what would be fun? MELEEEEEEEEEE
19. knock-knock who there? what brawl? what's wrong with you?
20. hey you can play this and i will go do something fun. poor noobs
21. brawl must be funer list of why: ?, list will be lengthened when we find something
23. instead of of one really gay character they are alllllllll gay
24. (smashes brawl and joins the anti brawl forums)
25.my eyes burn when i play this!
26.lol you play brawl
27.(guy from far away ) you suck!
28.dude they should pay you to play and say it's fun
29.i play as mewtwo in brawl
30. hey this is fun
NOT
31.i would cut my arm off sooner than play brawl (and not just my bad one)
32. i don't beat people i kill them (actual quote of chuck norris)
33. brawl and gay, what's the difference
34. scientists have confirmed that brawl
doessuck
35.kool aid man is more epic than brawl
oh yeah!
36.you play brawl? get out of my sight before i get melee and whip you raw
37.i main roy in brawl
38. watching paint dry is like playing brawl on 4x speed
39. someone should use a fatality on brawl like mortal kombat
40.it works better as an expensive frisbee
41. i main dr. mario in brawl
42.at least toon link is not a clone.
43. refer to melee
44.i can complain about brawl longer than you can play it
45.govornment passes new anti-brawl law
46. the smartest character in brawl is either taboo for trying to destroy it(with an exception to master hand)or the condor for getting the }{@ll out of there
47. i main young link in brawl
48. lol you play brawl
49. if so much as say brawl out loud i will personally jump you
50.brawl has resulted in miami and detroit.
51. start over in reading if you still like brawl or you are a cheating b******
just a few things off the top of my head you dirty brawl playing fruits